#I'm a petty and spiteful bitch I will always indulge petty and spitefulness

[mortuarywriting]

if i can be petty in your askbox? that lil video of konig manspreading just made me gag. you know that man already smells like a roll of coins on a good day, but his ball smell wafting out? no wonder the dude covers his fucking nose -391780

Look I'm the LAST person to discourage pettiness in this chili's. This is a petty welcome zone.

I will, however, make it worse 'cause like. Man's also got post-mission smell which has to be appalling. Being in an enclosed space after that just feels. Not Ideal at most polite. Walk my happy ass back to base at worst. Keep a bottle of febreze and spray him liberally before letting him on at funniest.

#391780 #I'm a petty and spiteful bitch I will always indulge petty and spitefulness #I'm not saying i smell like a bunch of roses but I am saying I am aware of how I smell after tromping around in the sun all day for college #And while at the time the student body all agreed its late summer none of us will smell pleasant we at least yanno. Fuckin tried #And once it hit cooler Temps/major specific and you stayed in one building mostly everything was Better #Idk i feel like there's a baseline level of 'I'm dealing with people this is what I need to do' I set up for myself. #He could stand to have something similar #rambles from the morgue #Boy I hope this doesn't wind up in his tag #Doubling down tho it would be hilarious if this man got got by his own trap while setting it up