#I'm More of a Puckish Rogue { Headcanons } ⚜

[puckish-rogue]

I am so incredibly sorry to anyone who might go on a drive with Bossu. Cause there's like a 35% change he might just start blasting Death Grips outta nowhere, and get SUPER into it.

#out of fucks ⚜ { ooc } #I’m More of a Puckish Rogue ⚜ { Headcanons } #Yes this is important enough to go into the tag. #This is totally not cause I'm listening to The Money Store rn

[sanpatron]

@seirosu​ asked 🎤+ the wedding 👀👀 

Wedding talk to start us off!

Send 🎤 and a topic, and I will record myself talking about my muse pertaining to that topic!

#I'm More of a Puckish Rogue { Headcanons } ⚜ #seirosu #Volume Warning at the beginning cause I'm being dumb

[puckish-rogue]

Me remember to look up what the max income is for both cities Bossu runs, and oh my god what the fuck bro. Like ok, he still has to redistribute what he makes cause the overhead for running an organization like this is A LOT. But like.. if you think about it.. he'd still have a lot leftover I think.

Stilwater City Income: $42,900 (Max amount) Steelport City Income: $33,500 (Max amount)

Fun fact; but this is hourly.

#i’m more of a puckish rogue ⚜ { headcanons } #I'm aware that going by game logic is a silly thing to do but also do you really expect me to the actual math on how much this bitch makes #Like I will GLADLY do the research on all operations and how they come together. But finances? Fuck no! #I'm not even good at math!

[sanpatron]

@porteurdereve​ asks 🎤 + anime

Watch a man struggle to think up anything remotely interesting regarding a crime boss and his interest in anime, cause his silly ass should’ve thought about this a bit longer instead of just diving right into the subject.

Send 🎤 and a topic, and I will record myself talking about my muse pertaining to that topic!

#I'm More of a Puckish Rogue { Headcanons } ⚜ #porteurdereve

[sanpatron]

@lightblume​ asks 🎤 talk about how his experiences here have changed him for the better compared to how he was in canon! 

Let’s talk about how much of a good boy Django has been and how he deserves more praise and rewards for not causing someone’s death every couple of hours.

Send 🎤 and a topic, and I will record myself talking about my muse pertaining to that topic!

#I'm More of a Puckish Rogue { Headcanons } ⚜ #lightblume