#I will never not find it funny that Darkstalker is so wordy and delicate with his words when like...he's a fetus

[some-pers0n]

The second chapter in Darkstalker is still the funniest thing ever to me.

Arctic: "Jesus fuck, that baby is ugly. He looks like you."

Foeslayer: "I'm going to name him Darkstalker because it means that he'll stalk the dark and protect others."

Arctic: "You're weird as hell. I wish I divorced your ass earlier."

Darkstalker, Who Is Literally A Newborn: "Goo goo ga ga. (Father, I despise you with every fiber of my being. I have watched from within the constraints of my egg, this prison, as the love and life within you dwindles. I cannot forgive you for what you have done. You are the sole reason as to why I now much conquer the world.)"

Arctic: "Please throw him off the cliff."

#I will never not find it funny that Darkstalker is so wordy and delicate with his words when like...he's a fetus #My guy was incubated with a god damn encyclopedia #wof #wings of fire #darkstalker wof #arctic wof #foeslayer wof #wof meme