#I saw a post earlier today that was just the Fuckwad guy from Shrek saying 'Only Child' on a post about biting people

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Thank you for the nice tags on the pic published to catchonehand!

Zen as the middle child? I'm curious and would love to know what you're referring to 👀

I got this ask like two days ago I'm so sorry I caught a cold and didn't get to answer fdjgfkdgjkdf

This is the post in question btw for anyone confused because again I reblogged that like two days ago

The fastest answer is I've been seeing a lot of Ramattra as a Protective Older Brother to Zenyatta art, and have always seen Zenyatta Genji in the same Brotherly Found Family kind of relationship (vaguely all my relationships are grey and moldable by recent art I've seen)

So if this Found Family Tree goes Ramattra-Zenyatta-Genji, that makes Zenyatta a Middle Child which I feel is fitting.

The funnier half of it though is that sense Ramattra was made for the Omnic Crisis, and no Omnics were made after the Crisis, this means Zen (at 20) HAS to be older than Ramattra, physically. Meanwhile Genji is 35 if I remember right (the official character page doesn't show their ages anymore so this may be subject to change in OW2)

Meaning by AGE it'd go Genji-Zenyatta-Ramattra, keeping Zen the Middle Child once again.

Out of all the lore we could have possibly gotten for Zenyatta, after 6 years, they choose to make him a Middle Child. Short Middle Sibling Energy.

#Zenyatta #What does being a middle child entail exactly? #couldn't tell you I'm a youngest child *leans on Genji* I project on this guy #I don't know why I find this so funny maybe it's this website's addiction to pointing out Youngest Children #I saw a post earlier today that was just the Fuckwad guy from Shrek saying 'Only Child' on a post about biting people #And yeah that's a certified Siblingless Post #The fact that they took out the little mini lore blurbs and ages from the official character page is bothering me #I mean we've never had a good timeline but knowing everyone's ages was HELPFUL #I hope they don't deage anyone I liked that Overwatch Women were 30+ #Media doesn't let women be 30 anymore I need my 36 year old Mercy Blizzard she brings me comfort #was mercy 36 now i'm starting to second guess myself #you know bastion is 30 he's our oldest omnic #if they change that so help me Aaron #ANYway #I hope this explained it for you mostly it's just like. A funny thing I thought of to say in the moment #Zen and Ram have LOTS of Monk siblings so they're probably both middle children #But Ramattra being built to be a leader and having Eldest Daughter Syndrome is incredibly funny to me #The way he interacts with Bastion in the Streamer Early Access I'm going to cry he's such a big sister