#Happy 4/20 to those who partake and to those who like the meme.

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Good morning Edgewood, and happy Memes-Day!

As a refresher, on the second Wednesday of every month we will provide an ask meme or two for your characters. To participate, simply reply to this post with a link to your character’s ask box. You do not have to reblog this post or the ask meme itself, as this tends to clog up the dash.

Participation is completely optional, but if you do partake, be sure to send some to everyone! Information revealed in answered memes does not count as information revealed or obtained in-character, so don’t be afraid to send some off anon!

So now, with out any further ado, here are this week’s meme!

– Edgewood Staff ✨

The Three Songs Ask Set

three songs that come up when you put your phone on shuffle

three last songs you listened to

three songs you were recently obsessed with

three songs that you know thanks to your parents

three songs you wish you could forget (because listening to them hurts)

three songs you wish you could erase from history (because they’re terrible)

three songs you didn’t expect to like but eventually loved

three songs that remind you most of summer and vacation

three songs that get you in the Christmas mood

three favorite Halloween/spooky songs

three favorite songs from movie or TV soundtracks

three favorite songs from video games

three songs you want at your funeral

three songs you want at your wedding

three songs you want to dance with your love to

three favorite songs for sex

three songs that remind you of your crush

three songs that remind you of your best friend

three songs that are your guilty pleasure

three songs that remind you of the person who sends this one

three songs of your childhood

three songs you listen to when you’re sad

three songs that never fail to get you pumped up

three favorite old songs

three favorite songs of 2017

three favorite non-English songs

three songs that you sing while drunk

three best songs to get drunk or high to

three songs that influenced you most (some songs change or save lives)

three songs you really want your friends to know (for reasons other than all those above)

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You are in a café, what tea do you order?

1. Rosehip tea: Which book did you love when you were younger? 2. Oolong tea: Which book series could you read again? 3. Rooibos: What is one of you favourite books? 4. Strawberry tea: Tell me about your first kiss, if you had one. 5. Apple tea: Tell me about your first break up, if you had one. 6. Earl Grey: Which countries have you visited? 7. Chai: Where do you want to travel next? 8. Darjeeling: What languages do you speak? 9. Hop tea: Do you have a favourite tea? Which one? 10. Herbal tea: Which person would you chose to travel the world with? 11. Nettle tea: Are you jealous on a person? Why? 12. Ice tea: Do you miss somebody? Why? 13. Yellow tea: What shampoo do you use? 14. Peppermint tea: What is your favourite gif at the moment? 15. Ceylon tea: Do you have a song you like, but have bad memories with? 16. Hibiscus tea: What is a song you can always hear? 17. Flowering tea: What is a movie you can always watch? 18. Pu-erh tea: What is a book you can recommend to others? 19. Turkish tea: What is your favourite cake? 20. Green tea: What was the first movie you saw in a cinema? 21. Blueberry-Muffin tea: Tell me a memory, which makes you smile. 22. Panda tea: Do you have pets? Which one? 23. Butter tea: Show / Tell me about one thing in your room you find awesome. 24. Hot chocolate: Do you have (a) stuffed animal(s) sitting in your room? Which one(s)? 25. 24 flavors: What is your favourite word? 26. Jasmin tea: Can you draw / paint? Wanna show me something? 27. Kombucha: What do you order on a pizza? 28. Cloud tea: Which movie do you want to watch next? 29. Gunpowder tea: If you had the chance: would you go to space? 30. Matcha: Bonus question of you choice! I might answer…

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#edgewoodmemeday

[9th-in-a-line]

Meme sent by @an-unlikely-duo because tumblr wanted to be dumb.

About you: 3, 7,8,13, 14, 29, 41, 

3. Are you circumcised?

“I guess that depends on if a lover wants me to be? By default, yes, but certain things are....customizable on androids, especially in the area of...customer satisfaction.”

7. What is your favorite type of underwear?

“I wear boxer briefs, but I don’t really have a preferance”

8.When was your last erection/arousal?

“Uuhm. last night, I guess?”

13.What are your turn-offs?

“Tough one. Degradation is one. I’m in an intimate moment, I really, really don’t want to be insulted. Like repeating what the other person says about themselves to the same intensity is one thing, they set the standard, they told me what was okay to say, and if it makes them happy I can play the role, but I draw the line after a certain point. Like if they want you to call me to call them a slut, okay, sluts are good at sex, they want to be told they’re doing great, can get behind that. take it to filthy little cum dumpster or something like that? Pushing it.”

14.What is the strangest thing you’ve ever been turned on by?

“The vibrations from my bike. it’s only happened once on a really bad day, where my libido was just....through the roof. And no it’s not towards the bike, but just get that thing going on the highway and it’s like a mobile sybian and after a while the vibrations kind of....get to you.”

29. Do you have a favorite person or few people to fantasize about?

“I actively try not to fantasize about people unless we’ve gotten sexual prior, it just seems more respectful that way but I can’t really say I have a favorite, per say.”

41.Do you prefer clean shaven or unkept?

“Clean is my only stipulation, other than that you could braid it down there and I wouldn’t bat an eye.”

 Masturbation: 5, 7,13,17, 23, 25,32,36,40 

5.Do you masturbate to any stimulus?

“Like videos? No, not really. I watch porn out of curiosity once, and now I watch it for a good laugh.”

7.What is the last thing you thought of or masturbated to?

“Nothing really. I just went at it.”

13.What is your method of masturbation? (i.e. Hands/Toys/Lotion/etc.)

“Hand and fractionated coconut oil. Everyone thinks I use it to style my hair, but I can guarantee that not a single drop has touched the hair on my head.”

17.Have you ever masturbated with someone? (Mutual masturbation)

“No, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t be interested in trying.”

23. Whats your most embarrassing masturbation story?

“I walked in on you going at it.” Caleb decided to tease Gavin

25. Have you ever used something unique or strange to masturbate?

“A human would say a robotic arm, but like....it’s my arm, so.....”

32. Are you able to achieve orgasm through only non-conventional or indirect methods? (Breast Play/Hands-Free/Anal)

“Yes, as are all androids if that was what our owners wanted once upon a time. But which ones are a secret.”

36.Do you edge when you masturbate? (Get to the point of orgasm and stop repeatedly to enhance the experience)

“Guilty. It’s my thing, I like to know what I want to do to other and how it feels before I do it.”

40.Whats the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm?

“Remember when I mentioned my bike? It didn’t make me cum, but the session I had after did not last long...”

 Porn & Sexindustry: 1,3,10,13,14,18,22,23,27,30,37,45 

1. Do you watch porn?

“Rarely, and mostly to laugh at how absurd they are. Have you ever seen pie face porn? Bobo the clown is the only one creaming himself over that train wreck.”

3.What is your favorite category?

“Ok, seriously. Intense Orgasm is a good one, Male, Female, doesn’t matter, to me.”

10. How do you feel about cuckold/cuckqueen/swinging porn?

“I think I’m too loyal to find enjoyment in that one. like I don’t want to be the guy cheated on, I don’t want to be the one doing the cheating, and I don’t want to be the one being cheated with.”

13.How do you feel about Japanese/Asian porn? 14.How do you feel about mature porn?

“The expectations of the girls to be overly cutesy makes everything really fake, especially the voices. As for mature porn, I came into this world a grown man, and I’m eternally young, everyone is older than me, and either I only show interest in androids, or stop caring about people being older than me.”

18. How do you feel about rough/violent/humiliating porn?

“There are different levels, humiliation is out, entirely, but rough and violent walk a thin line. like is biting violent or rough, and if they throw in a hard spank does that change the category? Let’s just go with rough, I like it rough.”

22.How do you feel about POV porn?

“It’s okay. Not better or worse than any other angles.”

23.How do you feel about blowjob porn?

“Either it’s really good, or the technique pisses me off, there is no in-between.”

27. Have you ever used porn to show a partner what you like/want?

“No, it’s never come up, and if it does I can just tell them or demonstrate myself.”

30. Have you considered getting into porn?

“No, because then sex is work and not fun,”

37.Have you ever been to a strip club?

“My brother has and I have his memories, but beyond that, no.”

45. Have you ever orgasmed from a lap dance? Describe the experience(s).

“Nope, I’d not let it get that far even if I had had a lap dance.”

 Sex: 13,14,18,20,28,30,32,41,42,47,51,53,59,61,63,79,82,87,93,104,106, 

13.Have you wanted to have sex with someone, but couldn’t? Why couldn’t you?

“Not so much that I couldn’t, but more that I just Didn’t.”

14.Do you like dirty talking?

“Yeah. I can get behind dirty talk, especially when it’s a partner describing what they want me to do to them.”

18.  Whats your favorite position?

“Cowgirl. I’m going to make you work for it and watch your face as you do.”

20.  Whats the strangest position you’ve tried?

“I haven’t had the chance to try many, but I hope to change that eventually.”

28.Have you ever had shower sex? How was it?

“I have not but it sounds dangerous.

30. Where is the strangest or wildest place you’ve had sex/oral?

“Your house, to be honest. I’ve not been with anyone else.”

32.  Have you used anything to improve sexual performance? (Penis Extenders/Tingling Lube/Cock Rings)

“Not yet, but I plan to.”

41. Have you ever been rejected? Have you ever rejected someone?

“I’ve rejected someone, I just thought her career wasn’t worth risking over one night with an android who didn’t even accept the fact that he was alive yet.”

42. Have you ever been stopped mid-sex? Describe the experience(s).

“I have not had that experience yet, and If I do I hope it’s over something playful and not anything serious.”

47.  Have you ever given or received road head? Describe the experience(s).

“I drive a bike, and rarely go anywhere in cars, so no, no I haven’t. and while the idea is...tempting, it is also dangerous.”

51. Have you ever had sex at work? Describe the experience(s).

“Not at the police station. I am not taking that risk, I don’t care how tempting it seems,”

53. Which non-genital parts of your body do you like being touched or stimulated?

“Kiss and nibble my neck and chest and I’m yours.”

59. Have you ever “titty-fucked” before?

“No. Though I feel like I’d only do it if I was asked to. Yes, breasts are nice, but there are better places”

61. Do you prefer your partner to be vocal/moan loudly?

“Yes! Okay, here's the thing there is fake moaning, don’t do that, I can analyze that and tell you’re faking. Those soft little whines and sighs. The gasps you make when your legs start to tremble? the moans when I make your toes curl? Give me those. Don’t hold them back and don’t fake them. Those are the sexiest things a partner could ever possibly give me.”

63. Do you ever role-play?

“I would like to. but that needs to be discussed first.”

79. Have you ever been double penetrated? Describe the experience(s).

“See the above answer”

82. Do you like cum or is it gross?

“I’ve put worse things in my mouth on an almost daily basis to the point that I’ve  started using mouth wash just in case.”

87. Have you ever used a buttplug while having sex?

“See answer 79″

93. Do you like prostate play?

“Giving or taking, I’m your man.”

104. Have you ever cum in your pants? Describe the experience(s)

“Came close with a dream but I was woken up before anything happened, luckily.”

106. Do you like to play with balls/have your balls played with?

“Yes, Anything to make my partner feel needy, and anything to keep them occupied”

 Toys: 3,8,11,12,16, 

3. What sex toy do you currently want?

“Of course you’d want to know that. I would say start simple with a vibrator and work my way out to the more extreme ones.”

8. Have you ever used a washer/dryer as a sex toy?

“I....may have discovered the advantages of leaning against one with a heavy load and immediately judged myself for it afterward.”

11. Have you ever improvised a sex toy? (Cucumber/Banana/Etc.)

“No, never. If I’m that desperate I might as well go find someone else to help me out.”

12. What is the strangest sex toy you’ve ever used?

“Haven’s used one yet”

16. Do you ever wear a buttplug in public?

“No, I’ve not graduated into the exhibitionism experiments.”

 Fetishes: 1,4,5,11,14,20,23,24,26,27,28,35,42,47,55,64,66,72,75,78,82,84,90,94,98,102

1.  What fetishes do you have?

“None that I know of at the moment, but that’s why I’m open to trying new things. I just haven’t been around long enough to figure that sort of stuff out.”

4.  What fetishes are you yet to experience?

“Basically all of them. I’ve come across a few kinks but kinks and fetishes are different, Aren’t they? Or are they used interchangeably now?”

5. Are there any fetishes you don’t have yet, but may be interested in?

“Katoptronophilia seems like it’d be the most harmless to try. as worst you just....cover the mirror or stop looking at it if it doesn’t work for you the way you thought it would.”

11.  Do you enjoy long, extended teasing/edging sessions?

Caleb let out a sheepish little laugh as a blush finally managed to spread across his face. “I might partake once in a blue moon.” That was a hard yes.

14.  Do you like to be denied?

“I wouldn’t know, I’m the one who does the denying, everyone else is just along for the ride.”

20. Do you like spanking/being spanked?

“I would try it if my partner was into it. I can’t feel pain so I see no harm in trying either side.”

23. Do you enjoy choking or being choked? How hard?

“I would never choke a human, cut off a little blood flow, sure, but never to deprive oxygen. Me on the other hand? If you can tame me enough send my systems on the fritz, I don’t need air, just go at it if that’s what you need to get off.”

24. Do you like to bite or be bit?

“Both, next question.”

26. Do you like pulling or having your hair pulled?

“Both, next question.”

27. What is your safe-word?

“Oooooh, good one. What would my safe word be? Pain? I guess. I mean If I’m yelling about pain you know it’s serious. I’ll put more thought into it later.

28. Have you ever done a cum-walk? (Walking in public with cum on your face/clothes/etc)

“No, I worry about appearances too much, I have the same face as at least two more androids, anyone not paying attention could mistake us for each other.”

35. Are you a bull?

“If that means the more aggressive of two sexual partners, then yes, Absolutely”

42. Do you like to humiliate your partner?

“No. I’m a good boy, that would make me feel so mean. I can’t do it.”

47. Have you ever fisted? Explain the experience.

“Oh god.” Caleb laughed. “No, I have not and it would take a whole lot of convincing to get me to try.”

55. Would you ever participate in a gang bang? (4 or more people)

“I’m hesitant to answer....I think, for right now at least, sex is strictly between me and one other person at a time.”

64. Do you like face-sitting/smothering?

“I would let someone sit on my face, but not the other way around.”

66. Do you like weapon play?

“Depends on the weapon and who is on what end. I would rather be the one having the weapon used on me, simply for safety reasons.”

72. Whats the most humiliating thing you’ve been forced to do?

“Let’s get one thing straight here, I give the orders, so no one is forcing me to do anything.”

75. Do you like to be worshiped?

“Not worshipped, just....appreciated. Sometimes I just want to be touched and kissed gently, leave all the aggressive stuff at the door and just...come together in something a little sweeter.”

78. Do you like to keep the slave play in the bedroom or carry it over to real life?

“Again there is a lot of grey area, because I don’t know what makes the difference between just being a bossy lover and dom, and slave play.”

82. Do you enjoy giving/receiving JOIs? (Jerk Off Instructions)

“Both, next question.”

84. Have you ever given or received a foot job?

“No, I don’t understand what’s with humans and feet? Either humans think they are gross, or want to sniff them. I don’t know, all I know is that whatever way I can tease and get a reaction? I’m doing it.”

90. Do you enjoy brat play?

“You could say I like putting people in their places, and breaking them down to be putty in my hands.”

94. Have you ever experienced a full friction/lap dance?

“I’ve never had any kind of lap dance.”

98. What is the strangest way anyone has made you cum?

“By asking me to cum on them. I can’t not deliver”

102.   Have you ever experienced a ruined orgasm? Describe the experience(s).

“I have not but I plan to cause a few.”

#[A twist of Lemon] #[prompt answers] #an unlikely duo

[booksbroadwaybbc]

How do I improve from my current situation? via /r/selfimprovement

How do I improve from my current situation?

In detail:

I'm 18 Years old, I've just crashed and burned through my final year at sixth form with awful grades. My plan is to retake and take on another A Level in tandem with regular gym/mental health/my job etc etc The goal being A*AA but in tandem with positive mental health I'm just gonna focus on putting in the hours and I'll be proud no matter what.

You know what, I'll do some bullet points, and at the end some advice I hope on how to improve from here.

1) I walked to school every day from age 12-18 for 30 minutes, by the time I was 16 I wanted to kms every time I walked there 2) the rumour mill on my mental health is now the primary reason for the rumour mill on me killing myself although I have no such designs 3) I use twitter to talk with my friends, network etc and facebook also, although I have an Instagram for girls and tinder lol 4) Hated the high school social dynamics, the fake personas etc, I'm the furthest thing from a demented school shooter but it gets annoying when you're pressured with so much social leadership whilst some peers around you are total fugazzis 5) neglected gym and sex 6) convinced myself that some girl is the one, it was lit but now I'm attached and it's allbeit a very sad situation 7) I put out a persona and I heavily rely on social media, for instance I'll put stuff down on my private Twitter and then plug them in my conversations on Facebook, so I have an immaculate self perception 8) I used to partake in many music groups 9) I show symptoms of bipolar, mania and anxiety. 10) I've never felt accepted at my school not because of social stuff, but I feel nomadic ngl, according to some quiz I'm a sigma male, I like going against the grain as a principle. 11) I have So few friends rn with that embarrassing girl incident and my awful grades which will warrant a gap year 12) I'm aiming for UCL as my target i.e. One of the most competitive unis in the world, so I'll need A*AA and no distractions 13) Literally marginalised from whole school community, friends of mine say they're concerned for my mental health 14) Dad thinks I'm a waste, Mum is preoccupied with my little brothers condition. 15) my room is tidy (: 16) I am a broke boy :( 17) saw myself as the alpha dog so never tried to fit in to existing social hierarchies 18) befriended the unpopular kids from compassion 19) noone is really won over to my way of thinking, I have no influence rn, I perceive myself as the best yet (x,y and z) see me as mentally ill, irrelevant, eccentric, you name it. 20) no-one understands my situation yet they make judgements 21) my autistic older brother tries to act smug with me 22) never respected school, form time, or any teacher 23) was obsessed with the music department and recording studio 24) I have a kindle fire atm rip 25) small dick

My old folks home: Dilapidated They spend their time working, posting on social media, watching Netflix idk.

*) I see myself as an idiosyncratic individual and I detest anyone being stereotyped or marginalised unfairly. Tbh I never fought back against that perceived unfair treatment from those I deemed not worth my time but maybe it did affect me idk

Basically the views on My situation Inc people I value, and people I don't and people I don't value who think I'm a puny guy in their world when they're kinda puny in mine lol This girl and I I thought she was x in my world but I'm y in hers and it's confusing af.

1) my close friend's; you'll make it man 2) yasmin: you're an idiot 3) dhillon: concerned, you'll make it 4) french gc; concerned 5) trio; concerned, marginalised me (attempted) 6) my year group: concerned. 7) school est; concerned 8) ucas: concerned 9) wggs; concerned 10) ucas; concerned.

My thoughts 1) lol I'm livid that these people are so trigger happy and sensitive, most of them mean nothing to me, and actually I should be directing MY CONCERNS to them. 2) were not friend's? Last party, date etc don't see a thing 3) kicked me when I was down. So I need a year or so to rise up

And so I shall.

My goals;

1) job (£) 2) buy wish list 3) travel to paris and stay with friends to practice French 3/4 times 4) ditto with other internships inc in switzerland 5) nyc for un internship 6) gym routine 7) job routine 8) library routine 9) weekly economics lecture in London 10) daily piano practice 11) economics tuition 12) french tuition 13) music tuition 14) tank maths resits 15) apply for ucl, warwick, notts, kcl, bristol (ucas) 16) abc conditioning 17) play some vintage gta lol 18) weekly tinder 19) see My gp about my symptoms 20) don't do drugs lol

Also The awareness of My situation w My parents is beyond retarded I need better equipment, and ALWAYS needed a macbook and a decent phone contract tbh Been waiting ages to flame them Delayed gratification huh Ignorance smh Will pay for myself . Summary: 1) #levelup 😍 2) no I don't want to kill myself, no I'm pretty sure you guys who don't even invite me to anything and have the audacity to suggest we're friends are the only ones who say that 3) retaking exams, a*a a I hope! With some abc conditioning and pretty dank tuition lol 4) routines/goals + a girl a week? 😍 from tinder 5) get ripped 6) get into uni

Meme myself into uni And remove 2 years from my age Lo lol I 'm 16 now

imaginebeingmarginalised

imaginebeingtreatedlikeshi t

Lol Will overcome

I feel like kanye when everyone questioned his mental illness when he just had an awol personality

Why TF is it that if you have a strong personality, there's a group attempt to marginalize you and diagnose you with mental illness Lol

Threat to the system Dw

Will get into uni, will eat, My #1 CHOICE, and will put in those hours above all else

So much love I understand this is a huge ramble

But pointers would be lavelyy Have a good day beautiful people (:

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