#HELP I'M ALREADY DEAD STOP THIS WEH

[revenantghost]

My brain: Hey how about this fucking badass AU idea

Me:

#HELP I'M ALREADY DEAD STOP THIS WEH #Listen this idea is going #SO far down the line #First is untitled E fic #Then the plan was to get back into the longfic saddle by finishing Kittenwood #(Which... do I really need it after this bullshit 'short' fic tho) #Then my VW reverse bang #Then finish Hallowboned #AND THEN A DIFFERENT AU #NOT THIS ONE!!!!!!! #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Yadda yadda

[truly-sincerely]

I get why people only play the first 2 acts of bg3 cuz the third act is so frustratingly unpolished. It's a crime cuz yanno, I'm just maybe I'll go redo X quest but they're mostly kind of linear in a way that none of the quests from the first 2 acts are.

There's so few opportunities to be sneaky or set up elaborate crimes or talk your way out of or into trouble. Way too many "step into a room and a fight starts" situations. So many dead ends.

I was really disappointed with the Ironhand/Gondian resolution it felt so pre-determined and clipped off. That one blind guy who came out of nowhere just solves the problem and is fine? Maybe if it was Barcus in there helping me I would've cared. Maybe if I had to choose between letting him die in the explosion or using Wulbren's bomb (after evacuating everyone). But then Wulbren and Barcus just showing up at the end to yell at each other/me? Weh.

Let me blow something up if I take Wulbren's bomb but don't use it at the foundry. There's so many times in earlier acts where you get prompted to use something for not its intended purpose. Please. Big bomb go brrrr in my pocket forever.

Really tragic that even if you stop Roah from getting away with the money (whether by knocking her out or killing her and there really should be different outcomes for those) it has absolutely no effect on the Zhent attacking the guild. Why are they doing that? They didn't get paid to do that. I know because the money is me.

Rugan

There should be a way to get to the iron throne without tipping off Gortash/the Banites. Swimmy cult is right there, surely they can help me get down there somehow with some checks and/or via their danger basement maybe? The time limit thing is rad af but let me be a tryhard and find a way to explore it chill.

More Banite content in general. These guys are hilarious. Please let me do crimes to them (or even for them).

Please make Cazador's house make sense. It has so much attic but it doesn't have a front door.

House of Grief :\

Mizora's false choice sucks. Let me tell her to come back when she's got a real offer. Six months is nothing. Why the hell aren't the Banites actively using the Duke as leverage over the PCs? I don't even like Wyll but the Wyllgirlies deserve better than this and even if you don't have Wyll the Duke was hyped up so much in previous acts. He's basically a sexy lamp.

If any of these things is already in the game I don't think anyone's found them yet so I feel like that's not on us. It's been months.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 act3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #You'll notice I didn't ask for Gortash content #I'm not gonna be the guy that's like get Jason Isaacs back in the recording booth #pretty sure all of these asks only require supporting VA work #I too want to be able to fuck the raccoon man #but let's be reasonable