#Bäll Guy

[volos-wish]

I made a joke about AZ being the Kalos cryptid and my brain made the joke spiral.

Regional Cryptids (Not counting ghost girls/people):

Kanto: Yellow. Fae vibes

Johto: Morty. Need I say more?

Hoenn: Part of me wants to say Zinnia but another says Aster? Like what if she's alive? what if she IS the pokemon??? Oh also Courtney.

Sinnoh: Volo duh

Unova: Shadow Triad. N. Clyde. they got a few.

Kalos: AZ

Alola: THE DITTO FIVE POLICE OFFICER DITTO

Galar: Bäll Guy

Paldea: Arven's parental issues

Feel free to add more lol.

#oh i did not consider the anime so you can add from there!! #this is based off pokemon discord server lore for morty but like #morty is just like that #especially in the manga #using the term cryptid very loosely like theyre just weird #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon legends za #pokémon #y talks #pokespe

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

Me a month ago: oh the shimada brothers are pretty cool i like their story and designs im super curious whats coming next :)

Blizzard: Hey guys genji has a flesh, human skin fully functional cöck and bälls and a whole ass working asshole that he can shit with. and hanzo is balding at the age of 40 and dresses up like this