#AND I'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S A MORMON THING OR A ''MY GRANDMA'S FUCKING INSANE'' THING

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today i learned that mormons and catholics have very different ideas of what babies get up to in their spare time

#BUT LIKE. WHEN I WAS A KID. WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BABY #I WAS TOLD THAT GOD GAVE KARMIC POWER TO THE PARENTS TO LIKE. PICK OUT WHAT THEIR BABIES WOULD BE #LIKE PICK OUT THE SOULS OF THE BABIES AND THEN BIRTH THEM #AND I'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S A MORMON THING OR A ''MY GRANDMA'S FUCKING INSANE'' THING #anyways i figured as a 7 year old that's why i turned out so fucked up. because god cursed my parents to not pick out my soul #ANYWAYS THAT'S BABY HEAVEN ITS WHERE ALL THE BABY SOULS ARE #SEPARATE FROM NORMAL HEAVEN (EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T BECAUSE YOU KNOW ALL YOUR FAMILY INTRINSICALLY #FROM YOUR SOULS AND WHATNOT. IN MORMON MYTHOS)