#*the bookshop* crowley waiting: angel... / az at his desk surrounded by screwed up papers: shhh I'm thinking / crowley: ...

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the ritz-

crowley, glances over at aziraphale: I saw you. telling off the demons in the bookshop

aziraphale, rolls his eyes: yes, well, someone had to. they were being very rude

crowley: yeah

crowley: ...

crowley, clears his throat: you could...do it more often

aziraphale, confused: um, okay. the next time a horde of angry demons invades my bookshop, I'll sort them out

crowley: no, I mean...take control

aziraphale: ...

crowley: whenever you want something. just...do it again

aziraphale: ...

crowley, sighs: I'm just saying you never speak to me like that

aziraphale, frowns: well, of coruse not. why would I?

crowley, deflated: never mind

aziraphale, thinking: do you want me-

crowley: yes

aziraphale: ...

crowley, innocent: if you want. whatever

aziraphale: well, I suppose I could think of something to...tell you off about

crowley, already paying: if you insist, angel

#*the bookshop* crowley waiting: angel... / az at his desk surrounded by screwed up papers: shhh I'm thinking / crowley: ... #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable chatfics #how do you follow a 5k note post? not like this