#(i'll allow for the christopher robin movies from a few years ago because ewan mcgregor was in it but that's not the point)

[navree]

cannot believe we’re getting shit like the barbie movie and the dark barney because hollywood has decided it’s out of ideas as if there aren’t sooooooooooooooooo many historical dramas of people and events whose stories haven’t been told

#personal #'we've heard the barney song i love you and you love me but what if that wasn't true' shut the FUCK up #where is my louis philippe miniseries #where is my aurangzeb biopic #where is my prestige drama about the fall of the roman republic and rise of the empire #where is my treatise on hatshepsut or nefertiti #fucking king philip's war? anything about the inca? ching shih the pirate queen? an ACCURATE accounting of the war of the roses? anything??? #just (accurately) adapt more history goddammit no more shitty persuasion or horror movie winnie the pooh #(i'll allow for the christopher robin movies from a few years ago because ewan mcgregor was in it but that's not the point)