#(echoing cries of 'freeloader!' ringing in the background)

[snurtle]

Renji + Orihime swap AU? .. nods... renji and orihime swap au.

These two are living in two entirely different genres. Orihime is entering her magical girl era. Renji is stuck in a slow-burn horror-thriller. He is so stressed. Would it kill his substitute to try and fight like she cared about keeping herself in one piece? How long can he keep stringing excuses out? We just don’t know. Meanwhile, Orihime is fighting crime, saving the day, and feeling chuffed that her future-self drawing may be more realistic than anyone ever wanted.

(considering that Orihime has some deep, heretofore unquestioned issues with violence in any form, and also some deep, equally unquestioned issues with the value of her own well-being... the jury is out on how effective any fighting, or ‘staying in one piece’ will be. they’ve got some mountains to climb.)

Meanwhile, Tatsuki, Ichigo, and most of Orihime’s classmates are sweatily trying to figure out if their classmate is being blackmailed and/or if she’s in some kind of bad relationship. Like.. for real. Who is that tattooed guy?

#im sorry mr. abarai but you are not going to cut it in the highschool classroom #not with your sense of style height /air raid siren loud hair/ and personality #maybe he can swing it as a temp at the unagiya or at urahara's #(echoing cries of 'freeloader!' ringing in the background) #i am also lowkey losing my mind thinking about orihime and renji trying to sneak around her landlady because can you IMAGINE the questions #good lord #my art #bleach #renji #orihime #bleach red au #is this what i'm calling it? #for lack of a better name sure! #its just... so cute #i love how it sounds.. like an off brand coke flavor LMAO