#(anyway i'm still not here and won't be 'til monday. shh)

[cctinsleybaxter]

Ed what is it about vampires that irks you?

stuff that's supposed to make them scary mostly is scary, and stuff that's supposed to make them sexy. isn't

#guess i could go into more detail but for the purposes of tumblr ask #there is the occasional vampire movie that works for me bc i think people have interesting things to say #so maybe i'll make a list of those at some point; i cannot Wait to watch a certain one that's been on my list #was going to watch before halloween but ran short on time- so that'll probably be a bonus review before the new year :-) #(anyway i'm still not here and won't be 'til monday. shh) #communications officer

[punkscowardschampions]

Grace & Ava

Grace: ive been doing my best distracting for literally EVER, when are you gonna run off to meet your mystery married man??! Ava: Change of plan Ava: no need Grace: he had to cancel? ugh that's the WORST Ava: yeah Ava: to be expected Grace: thank god 🙏 you've got me here to cheer you up, yeah? 💜 Ava: deffo 💙 Grace: sooo what do you wanna do? literally anything obvs Ava: you can choose Grace: 👌👌🤔🤔🤔 Grace: SOMETHING on King's Road will definitely get you smiling again, babes I know it! Grace: retail therapy legit has therapy in the name, like that's not a coincidence, thank you Ava: Sounds perfect Grace: & it was a good party too like Grace: all things considered Ava: I don't throw any other kind Grace: well duh! but I was throwing the spotlight onto myself & all the cringe things I thankfully didn't do 🥂🤞 Ava: You were cool Ava: from what I recall Grace: idk but if that boy wants to hit me up again before I leave I'm not gonna be mad about it Ava: Teddy? Grace: as if that's his name though 🧸💖 how cute Ava: Yeah, he's pretty sweet Grace: don't even cos I didn't pack a gym look & I will have to 🏃 Ava: 😏🙄 Ava: make up your mind, like Grace: excuse me for not checking his nice boy credentials before we 💋 Grace: at the party he was more like 😈😈 Ava: You're crazy Ava: Fine, he's a bit of a prick, better? Grace: is he though?? Ava: He's just a typical lad, idk Ava: he's a mate but not like a best friend Grace: okay Ava: sorry Grace: ??! I'm the one who's being mental Ava: You're so fine Ava: I'm just hanging so hard Ava: gimme a sec to get myself together and sorted, yeah Grace: obvs Grace: did you hit him up last night? Ava: yeah we talked for a bit Grace: is that when he cancelled or did you get to wake up to that? Ava: no, he told me last night Grace: but you're gonna see him on Monday still, yeah? & that'll be so worth the wait Ava: Yeah, totally Ava: I didn't think we'd make the weekend anyway Grace: his 👰💍 is probs so in his face like !! nightmare Ava: exactly, who doesn't do family stuff at the weekend Ava: I'm not fussed Grace: you're so chill Grace: I totally need some of that vibe Ava: 🤷 Ava: There's no point stressing on things I can't change Grace: yeah but just cos you KNOW that doesn't mean you can just DO it Grace: I so can't anyway Ava: Shopping will help Grace: we gotta get you something so cute 😍😘😈 to wow your boyfriend Ava: He's not my boyfriend, first-off Ava: 🤵💍 remember Ava: but secondly, duh Grace: 😂 Grace: I hope that call was a facetime btw babes cos you looked AMAZING Grace: & I'm taking SO MUCH credit Ava: It was and yes 😘 Ava: drink definitely did not do me favours but it was not mortifyingly bad Grace: the awkward moment when your boyfriend is a sober dad Ava: ignoring you Grace: oh please Grace: you're so into him Ava: like you said, it's obviously not a longterm thing Grace: honey NEVER take dating advice from me! 😱😱😱 Ava: it wasn't advice, it was realistic Ava: like what, I'm gonna be his mistress? Ava: it's just fun Grace: 👌👌 like that's never happened, you could totally be his mistress Grace: he'd be so lucky tbh Ava: yeah, he would Ava: too much aggro though Grace: I feel that Grace: his wifey could try & 🔪🔪 you Ava: Right? Ava: I'm good Ava: she can lose him herself Grace: 👏👑 Ava: Saint was much less annoying when he couldn't talk as much Grace: IKR?! Grace: ugh boys they never know when to shh Ava: thank god that one can't talk yet Grace: 😂 she's sassy with it already though 🤷💅 Ava: yeah that's a word for it Grace: OMG how old is your man's 👶 cos you know that's OBVS the last time they hooked up Ava: I'm not sure Ava: about the same, maybe a bit younger? Grace: & did you ever find out if he was getting with any of the other girls when you did the uni thing? Ava: Nah he wasn't trying to get on anyone else Ava: not claiming I'm the first or anything ridiculous, he's cheated on her plenty but that week specifically Grace: why does he sound so PURE?! like 🥺💖 Ava: 😂 Grace, he's a serial cheater Grace: yeah but who isn't babes Ava: I've never Ava: 'til now, obviously Grace: you aren't even now there's no 💍 on your finger, girl Grace: & same but I'd need a boyfriend for that sooo Ava: I am 'cos I know he's in a relationship Ava: 💍 and all Ava: can't be pleading any fake ignorance Grace: but you also know she's a psychotic bitch & he's 💔 yeah? Ava: yeah Ava: but that's his excuse, reason, whatever Ava: what's mine Grace: he's hot but also adorable & you like him Grace: duh Ava: 'course Ava: I don't think that clears my good name though 😏 Ava: but idc Grace: join me over here with my bad rep Ava: 👌👌 Ava: draw the line at going out like this though Ava: I need a bath Grace: I won't stage a hoe intervention like I got but yeah true you don't need to be looking like you're doing a walk of shame Ava: I doubt you could be more convincing than I am, no offense Grace: rude! Ava: you've been so blatantly pro this entire situation it'd be disingenuous by default to change sides now, nothing personal Grace: can you NOT throw big words at me rn you're not the only one who partied too hard like Ava: 😘😘 okay truce Grace: 💜 Grace: I have to figure out which boy I want to be blowing my phone up, so excuse you Ava: Enjoy 💙 Grace: mhmm 🙄🙄 Grace: so not fml Ava: how do you cope Grace: idk babes idk Ava: 🥇 Grace: 👑