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#'theyre gunna sell weed in corner stores itll RUIN America!!!' meanwhile in canada we have weed stores everywhere
timeisacephalopod · 2 years
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My favorite brand of American politics is Republicans Loosing It Over Things Other Countries Already Have as if those policies Will End The World- like when all them Americans threatened to move to Canada because they thought the sky would fall if gays could get married only to have Canadians tell them we'd had legalized same sex marriage for ten years at that point lmao. Every time an American repub whines about policies Canada already has and no one died here about it I get a good giggle and then feel bad for Americans with functioning brain cells.
#winters ramblings#'theyre gunna sell weed in corner stores itll RUIN America!!!' meanwhile in canada we have weed stores everywhere#and the worst to happen was parents claiming people were giving out weed gummies to kids on Halloween#only to have weed lovers en masse tell them they aint giving no kids THEIR hard earned drugs so i think we're good#and healthcare like canadas sucks no question but the us acting like socialized healthcare is communism#is fkat out absurd when ONLY they have a healthcare system like that and it SUCKS#how the hell is paying 10K for a bandaide worse then waiting a couple months for an appointment?#and by the by if its URGENT you dont actually wait for the appointment unlike what American propaganda says#never in my life OR my cancer ridden fathers life have i EVER seen someone denied urgent care in favor of forcing them to wait months#for a drs appointment it doesnt happen unless maybe you live on a reserve or up north and then the problem is racism or poor infrastructure#but seriously listening to American politicians whine like amole evidence for the polcies they oppose arent just Out There#is hilarious. sure you can try and convince your citizens youre right but if they LOOK AROUND theyll notice you lied lmfao like#bruh just because YOURE too stupid to yoink your head out if your ass doesnt mean the whole country is#so baffling to listen to Americans scream about workd ending policy living in a country WITHthat policy and finding said policy helpful#thisis why i could never live in the us despite the countrys beauty
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