#𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ]

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He can sense his wife Honey is back.

#𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗖 [ Tails | IC ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #sweet-chimera #(slight crack. also h is back on dash and already yelling about milfs. hell yeah lmao)

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Whoa... Two wives Elises-

#𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢 [ Sonic | IC ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #already-know-this-story #twiiinklegarden

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He is rapidly developing a fucking hunter-killer drone solely to target any Scourge that comes within thirty miles of his mom-

#𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗖 [ Tails | IC ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ]

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" No. Go on. Tell me how else I can improve the lives of the people Maria loved when I can't solve poverty or corruption without running for office. "

#𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠 [ Shadow | IC ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #hedgehoghavoc

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" At least I don't go around showing off Blaze and/or Elise. "

#𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢 [ Sonic | IC ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #scumbag-the-hedgehog #(sonic vc: you break things off with one version of amy because you're not ready for that kind of relationship yet) #(and you get blamed for not getting with every other amy out there!) #(sonic vc: maybe i'll just have to get with an amy then. that'll show him. maybe.)

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" Guys help I think I'm falling back in love with my ex- "

#𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢 [ Sonic | IC ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #already-know-this-story #(crack cuz he wouldn't say that lmao) #(and also technically feel this way right away. but winter's been posting madonna) #(and well. hot women asldhgeohrg)

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cxffeeshxp replied:

Silver: Don't you just have on shoes and gloves on?

" The naughty bits are still covered up by my fur and quills though! "

#𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢 [ Sonic | IC ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #cxffeeshxp #;suggestive

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" My wife(s) are back! "

#𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢 [ Sonic | IC ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #already-know-this-story #(i'm so sorry. he's been wanting to say this. the whole time lmao)

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Propagandizes you.

#𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢 [ Sonic | IC ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #hedgehoghavoc #(it's so funny. he still doesn't know who tf surge really is) #(hasn't even met his world's one yet) #(but here i am. still shipping lmao)

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already-know-this-story replied:

Cream points the gun at him

" I THOUGHT WE BONDED OVER BEING ANTI-SCOURGE- "

#𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗖 [ Tails | IC ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #already-know-this-story #(tails vc: also i'm the most normal and sane choice for vanilla behind big!!)

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" Or we could not- "

#𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢 [ Sonic | IC ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #scumbag-the-hegehog

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" Never forget I got in first. "

#𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗖 [ Tails | IC ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #fstbmp

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scumbag-the-hedgehog replied:

*winks and gives a thumbs up*

" You're slacking. "

#𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗖 [ Tails | IC ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #scumbag-the-hedgehog

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" Really? All of this? On my birthday? "

#𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗖 [ Tails | IC ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #(just. in general lmao)

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" That's it. Shadow, kill her. "

#𝗙𝗘𝗠𝗠𝗘 𝗙𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘 [ Rouge | IC ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #already-know-this-story #cxffeeshxp #(this is only crack because she doesn't know that rogue exists yet) #(and also because she probably wouldn't order him to do this either alghoehrg)

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" I could fix her. "

" This unit could enable her. "

" I could make her worse. "

#𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢 [ Sonic | IC ] #𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗗𝗢𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗟𝗚𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 [ Metal Sonic | IC ] #𝗥𝗨𝗕𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 [ Infinite | IC ] #𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 [ General | Dash Commentary ] #𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 [ General | Crack ] #already-know-this-story