#✧˖°.« 𝙸 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚆𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙳𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎́ 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 » Cave Dave Johnson

[aetherceuse]

"Cave Dave Johnson here, announcing that Generic Streaming Feature on your controversial blogging platform, will no longer be functional in the next thirteen days! Proceed with your mourning, moaning and-- "

Muffled sounds behind the speak.

"Nobody was using the Generic St-- oh. Really? Oh."

Sounds of crumbled paper.

New announcement.

"Cave Dave Johnson here, announcing that it's pinap pizza day in the employee cafeteria."

#✧˖°.« 𝚅𝚒𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙾𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 » Status #✧˖°.« 𝙸 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚆𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙳𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎́ 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 » Cave Dave Johnson

[aetherceuse]

Intercom Bing!

" Cave Dave Johnson here, announcing our annual

Employee Enrichment Day

for all you hard working Aether enthusiasts. All of you will find a bag of goodies with your name on it in the breakroom, or cleverly deposited into your pocket without you even realizing it! Isn't technology incredible when it invades your privacy???? Make sure to open your Aether App to sign up for some of our

Employee Enrichment Day

activities, such as:

Pin the tail on Greg in marketing

Live Oricorio Performance

Taxes

The Geomatry Escape Room (you are escaping geomatry!!!!)

Live Science Serum

Laughing at Greg in marketing

Free Balloons

This is Cave Dave Johnson signing out. "

#✧˖°.« 𝚅𝚒𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙾𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 » Status #✧˖°.« 𝙸 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚆𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙳𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎́ 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 » Cave Dave Johnson