#╰┈➤ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ'ꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ꒰ v: main. ꒱
❝ damn... my students are kinda dumb as shit. ❞
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❛ we can’t keep seeing each other. ❜ - from jogo
꒰ forbidden love sentence starters┆ not accepting ꒱
satoru doesn't even know how he's found himself in such a ridiculous predicament. it all began as something funny to pass the time, but it all devolved into a serious affair incredibly fast. now, he's trapped between two worlds with no idea of how to resolve this while remaining unscathed. it's impossible — someone will get hurt. still, it is an inevitability that gojo wants to avoid at all costs.
unfortunately, even satoru can't have his cake and eat it. jogo is the one that brings satoru back down to reality one unfortunate evening. the day was slow, and he'd been waiting to hear from his one-eyed lover for any news on some date plants. sadly, those would never come to fruition.
❝ are you serious? ❞ satoru asks. he can feel his chest seize. the moment the words pass blue lips, he feels his heart fracture and ready to shatter into millions of tiny shards. his nails dig so deeply into his palms that crescent-shaped cuts form on his skin, deep enough to draw blood. he's in such a deep denial, despite the curse's words still ringing in his head.
❝ but i... i don't want to stop. why do you say that? it's not like there's anyone that has the power to come between us... unless... is there someone else, googly bear? ❞
@2xcursekissed bc i know ur the one that sent me this shit... i hope you're HAPPY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
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@strawdxll asked: nobara fans at the air in front of her face. "gojo-sensei, why is your colon smell so strong today?"
unprompted asks ┆ always accepting
❝ my... my WHAT smell?! ❞ satoru doesn't think he heard right. there's no way in hell he heard right. what does colon smell even mean? is nobara saying he smells like literal shit?
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@jikangairodo asked: ❛ are you sure you’re gonna be okay on your own? ❜
angsty question prompts ┆ accepting
to hear someone express any sort of concern for satoru is so completely unexpected and out of left-field that he almost doesn't believe his ears when the words pass nanami's lips. will satoru be fine on his own? well he's gojo. he's the strongest — he's always got it. it'd be incredibly concerning if he didn't have it, right? still, satoru can't help but feel heart-warmed by the display of care, no matter how small. little things like that are taken for granted by most others, satoru thinks. he's not the type to show just how much he cherishes words like that, though.
❝ pfft, what are you talkin' about, nanami? did you forget who i am? of course i'm fine on my own! ❞ satoru grins wide, giving his friend a playful little punch on the shoulder as he laughs it off. he can't really bring himself to say it, his pride and position just won't let him, but he hopes nanami knows that it means a lot to satoru. he has to know, right? otherwise he wouldn't have said it.
❝ i mean, unless you're offering to stick around? you gonna miss me that much?! i'm flattered, and in that case, i'd love to grace you with my presence even longer, nanami. we make a good duo — the serious guy and jokester! you think we could make a curse laugh itself to death? ❞
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❝ guess whose birthday it is! ❞
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❝ did you forget megumi is the type of guy to watch viral videos on youtube shorts? he probably doesn't even know about the sub yet... that said, he does use snapchat. ❞
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❝ yeah, i probably would have, ❞ satoru says, surprisingly honest and not even bothering to beat around the bush with such an admission. it's a bit difficult to tell with his blindfold obscuring half of his face, but his expression actually hardened at that. it wasn't that satoru was suddenly upset or flustered or anything of that sort. rather, kaede seemed to hit the nail on the head with putting that image in satoru's head. he doesn't think he's ever actually considered that, until he does, and he can't unsee it.
❝ do you want one? ❞ satoru takes that opportunity to lean over him a little, emphasizing the near foot of difference between them. he's known that to be a point of irritation for the other, but there's a bit of a different context here, isn't there?
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@chikoyama asked: you told me i should wait , so i did .
꒰ the good place prompts ┆ accepting ꒱
satoru is a massive brat. anyone that's spent more than a few minutes with him is well aware that the heir of the gojo clan has the personality anticipated of an only child with such prominence about him. oddly enough, he's gotten better and this is the toned down version of the version of him that initially enrolled in jujutsu high. still, some habits are hard to kick. he finds enjoyment in picking on his juniors, and for poor chiyori that includes her. he's shifted away from name-calling ( for the most part, though he does throw the word weak around to describe just about everyone that isn't suguru or himself far more than necessary ).
given this shift, he actually feels kind of bad that chiyori actually listened to him when he told her to wait around after classes ended, knowing damn well that he had no intention of meeting up to go with her to find some new curses for her technique. he was planning on spending more time playing on his ds with suguru, but the other boy had been called out for a mission, so out of curiosity satoru was prompted to check and see if chiyori waited around.
❝ wow... ❞ satoru says finally, sheepish. there's no way she hadn't realized that he was trying to blow her off, right? perhaps he can save face and come up with some sort of excuse so he doesn't look like a completely unreliable senior, even if that is the case.
❝ you really waited that whole time? sorry about that. i had... stomach issues. ❞
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❝ i see. i might have to go back and adjust okkotsu's grades in the gradebook... ❞
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❝ technically, panda isn't actually a panda... ❞
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satoru feigns a devastated pout at that. and to think he'd used the ultimate adorable beam and still was met with an nanami's quick rebuttal. for a moment satoru thinks he might've heard a tremor in nanami's voice, but he quickly brushes that off as ridiculous. nanami's always so composed, so it must be his imagination.
❝ so? you're a fully grown adult man and still very adorable and cute, nanami, ❞ satoru ruffles nanami's hair then, his own grin unwavering. maybe cute isn't the right word, but he does find his friend endearing all the same.
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@jikangairodo asked: "What if I was a worm, Gojo-san? Would you still bother me then?"
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❝ of course, nanami! i'll take care of wormami forever and ever! i'll make you a nice little enclosure and everything! we'll keep you as a class pet! i'll scare the students and tell them if they don't listen, they'll turn into a worm like my junior. ❞
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@kimuromou asked: [ secret santa ] receiver has to buy a secret santa gift for sender
winter and christmas prompts ┆ accepting
while no stranger at all to buying gifts for others, satoru is confused about something more personalized for one of the managers. normally, he buys little knick-knacks in bulk for all of them aside for ijichi, but as he pulled shigeo's name from the hat for secret santa, satoru's found himself quite stumped. he spent so much time grating on the younger's nerves, that he never actually learned what his interests were outside of work. ultimately, satoru settles on a nice and expensive coat. he doesn't know shigeo's tastes, but who could ever turn their nose up at something of such expensive quality?
❝ well, what do you think, shigeo? the details really bring out the color of your eyes. plus the material is nice, right? i saw this and thought 'my second favorite manager will surely love it'! ❞
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sensei can you please expedite my execution...
"goodbye, yuuji."
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@goddessrisen asked: "fine, but you're sleeping on the floor. i'll take the bed."
꒰ forced proximity prompts┆ accepting ꒱
satoru wants to complain the moment she makes the suggestion, but it's not like he really has a leg to stand on. it's the more gentlemanly route for sure, though satoru admittedly isn't all that much of a gentleman in terms of manners. he's not all that keen on being hated or having gossip spread about him that's not true ( though he supposes it would be ), so he sighs, resigning himself to a night with backpain instead.
❝ you don't think that maybe there'd be enough room for the both of us? ❞ satoru asks, hopeful. he pulls his blindfold off and points to his eyes, so brilliantly blue they almost seem to sparkle like a pair of crystals rather than eyes. he's not trying to be charming ( well, maybe he is, a little bit — whatever works ), but he's gunning for sympathy more than anything.
❝ i need good rest because the six eyes are so draining, and there's no way i'd be able to sleep comfortably on the floor. you understand, don't you hyeon-seung? ❞
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@divinezenin asked: i can be your valentine, you know 🙄
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❝ full offense, naoya, but i feel like i can do better than you... ❞
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