#╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱

[impishsensei]

@kakovoulos asked: [ hickey ] a kiss that's supposed to leave a mark on the partner's skin + [ bite ] a playful kiss that involves some light biting different ways to kiss someone ┆ accepting

the situation between satoru and sukuna is an interesting one to say the least. they're undoubtedly rivals in just about every sense of the word, yet they're friends oddly enough. they're at each other's throats, existing like oil and water but also bread and butter. they're bros, but satoru trusts him about as far as he could throw him. he's a riot, and sometimes satoru swears he can't stand the asshole. they're natural enemies. they're kindred sprits.

they also fool around sometimes, but that's between the two of them only. just a couple of guys being dudes. he doesn't even understand how that came about — one moment they were wrestling as two combative college-aged boys do, and the next their tongues were down each other's throats. they haven't done much more than that, and it doesn't always happen. neither seems to question it or even try talking about it. they probably should, but idiots will be idiots... it was strangely intimate too, despite everything.

this moment between them is no different. satoru's on his phone, idly watching tiktoks and snickering at all the stupid memes while the shorter male naps atop him, having collapsed on top of satoru after his shift at waffle house. at least, satoru thought he was napping until he felt something warm and wet tracing over his neck. he damn near yelped and dropped his phone on his face at the suddenness of it, his shock doubling when he felt teeth sink into his neck and sucking following suit.

he wants to be annoyed, but his brows relax a little as he finds he kind of likes how it feels. sukuna's mouth is warm and he's not gentle at all. that's part of why messing around with him is so fun. satoru's used to pretty and soft girls that lay back and take it — sukuna is obviously anything but. it's different, and satoru likes it. there's another bite, and satoru swears he might be breaking skin but he hardly gives a shit. he exhales an embarrassing whimper, and that's when his senses finally seem to return to him. with a shove, satoru pushes sukuna back. the flush staining his cheeks deepens at the sight of the other's amused grin.

❝ dude,  what  the  fuck?  i  thought  we  said  NO  marks?!? ❞  

#kakovoulos #kitten <3 #╰┈➤ ꒰ v: idk brah. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱ #// idk what verse this is... some sort of au... fuck it we ball #i'm losing my shit a little bit... idk what im cooking... cooking smth

[impishsensei]

@strawdxll asked: nobara fans at the air in front of her face. "gojo-sensei, why is your colon smell so strong today?" unprompted asks ┆ always accepting

❝  my...  my  WHAT  smell?!  ❞ satoru doesn't think he heard right. there's no way in hell he heard right. what does colon smell even mean? is nobara saying he smells like literal shit?

#strawdxll #╰┈➤ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ꒰ strawdxll. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ'ꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ꒰ v: main. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱

[impishsensei]

@jikangairodo asked: ❛  are you sure you’re gonna be okay on your own?  ❜ angsty question prompts ┆ accepting

to  hear  someone  express  any  sort  of  concern  for  satoru  is  so  completely  unexpected  and  out  of  left-field  that  he  almost  doesn't  believe  his  ears  when  the  words  pass  nanami's  lips.  will  satoru  be  fine  on  his  own?  well  he's  gojo.  he's  the  strongest  —  he's  always  got  it.  it'd  be  incredibly  concerning  if  he  didn't  have  it,  right?  still,  satoru  can't  help  but  feel  heart-warmed  by  the  display  of  care,  no  matter  how  small.  little  things  like  that  are  taken  for  granted  by  most  others,  satoru  thinks.  he's  not  the  type  to  show  just  how  much  he  cherishes  words  like  that,  though. 

❝  pfft,  what  are  you  talkin'  about,  nanami?  did  you  forget  who  i  am?  of  course  i'm  fine  on  my  own! ❞ satoru  grins  wide,  giving  his  friend  a  playful  little  punch  on  the  shoulder  as  he  laughs  it  off.  he  can't  really  bring  himself  to  say  it,  his  pride  and  position  just  won't  let  him,  but  he  hopes  nanami  knows  that  it  means  a  lot  to  satoru.  he  has  to  know,  right?  otherwise  he  wouldn't  have  said  it. 

❝ i  mean,  unless  you're  offering  to  stick  around?  you  gonna  miss  me  that  much?!  i'm  flattered,  and  in  that  case,  i'd  love  to  grace  you  with  my  presence  even  longer,  nanami.  we  make  a  good  duo  —  the  serious  guy  and  jokester!  you  think  we  could  make  a  curse  laugh  itself  to  death?  ❞ 

#jikangairodo #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ'ꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ꒰ v: main. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱ #// tysm for sending <33

[impishsensei]

@cvrseduser asked: five times worried / five times noticed five times drabble prompts ┆ no longer accepting

i.

the  first  time  satoru  expects  something  might  be  bugging  suguru  is  this  somewhat  sluggish  way  he  carries  himself  in  class.  between  the  three  of  them,  suguru  was  always  the  best  academic  wise.  while  satoru  was  smart,  he  was  always  lazy  about  doing  his  work  as  he  deemed  it  below  him.  shoko  was  a  bit  of  a  lazy  worker  too.  suguru,  however,  was  yaga's  favored  student  because  he  seemed  to  put  in  an  actual  effort  into  their  studies  outside  of  jujutsu.  satoru  noticed  his  friend  didn't  interject  or  ask  questions  as  much  anymore...  thus  leading  to  himself  and  shoko  getting  picked  on  more  to  answer  stuff.   

❝ what,  have  you finally  met  your  match  in  our  studies,  suguru? ❞  satoru  asks,  spinning  a  pencil  between  his  fingers  as  he  tries  to  read  this  stupid  passage  in  his  textbook  for  the  billionth  time. 

❛ huh? ❜  suguru  sounds  so  confused  that  satoru  has  to  wonder  if  he's  even  checked-in  mentally.

❝ you  don't  raise  your  hand  as  much  as  last  semester.  did  you  finally  realize  how  uncool  it  is  to  be  the  teacher's  pet? ❞  satoru  asks  with  a  playful  grin,  bumping  his  shoulder  against  his  best  friend's.  he  worries  for  a  moment  he's  hit   a  sore  spot  because  suguru  doesn't  seem  to  laugh  at  that.  his  response  is  kind  of  weird,  actually,  as  he  mutters  a  quick  ❛ oh.  yeah,  i  guess, ❜  and  it  leaves  an  odd  taste  in  satoru's  mouth  as  an  awkward  silence  fills  the  air.

ii.

while  suguru  was  never  the  greatest  texter,  insisting  to  satoru  he  preferred  talking  on  the  phone  or  just  hanging  out  in-person,  as  satoru  scrolls  through  their  text  history  he  notices  that  a  lot  of  suguru's  responses  are  to  the  point.  even  when  satoru  attempts  to  prod  and  poke  at  him  with  memes  and  jokes,  he  gets  a  lot  of  single  word  responses  or  thumbs  up  emojis.  he  assures  himself  that  it  doesn't  really  matter  since  they  hang  out  all  the  time  in  person,  and  suguru's  just  dry  with  texting.  they  have   exams  coming  soon.  yeah,  maybe  that's  it.

iii.

between  classes,  assignments,  and  missions,  satoru  tries  to  rationalize  to  himself  that's  what's  keeping  suguru  busy.  surely  he's  not  growing  apart  from  his  best  friend,  right?  his  first  real  friend...  there's  just  no  way.  satoru  can't  accept  that.  at  the  same  time,  though,  the  way  suguru  seems  to  avoid  hanging  out  leaves  satoru  with  a  heavy  heart.  it's  been  months  since  the  three  of  them  went  out  on  the  town  together,  and  he  can't  recall  the  last  time  either  he  or  suguru  stayed  in  the  other's  dorm,  side  by  side  as  they  played  video  games  all  night. 

he  eventually  reaches  a  conclusion,  but  it's  unfortuantely  the  wrong  one.

❝ suguru,  do  you  have  a  secret  girlfriend  you  haven't  told  me  and  shoko  about? ❞  satoru  asks,  accusatory.  on  one  hand  he'd  be  happy  for  his  friend,  but  on  the other  he'd  be  upset.  he'd  never  pegged  suguru  as  the  type  to  forget  about  his  friends  when  he  enters  a  relationship.  honestly,  he'd  be  disappointed  that  suguru  wouldn't  even  tell  him  about  it.  for  a  plethora  of  reasons,  he  hopes  his  guess  is  wrong.  he'd  have  to  re-evaluate  everything  if  it  wasn't. 

❛ what?  no.  where'd  you get that from? ❜   

❝ you're  always  busy, ❞  satoru  pouts,  plain  and  simple.  ❝ you  never  have  time  for  me us  anymore. ❞ 

i  miss  you.

❛ there's  just... a  lot  on  my  plate.  we  can  go  to  the  movies  if  you want? ❜ 

they  go,  and  it's  a  small  win,  but  satoru  doesn't  feel  satisfied.  it's  like  they  only  just  placed  a  momentary  band-aid  on  a  deep  gash.

iv. 

in  an  increasingly  rare  moment  spent  between  the  three  of  them  (  brought  about  primarily  due  to  satoru's  insistent  pestering  ),  shoko  and  suguru  help  satoru  test  how  far  he's  come  in  developing  his  abilities  even  further.  despite  suguru's  baggy  uniform,  though,  satoru  thinks  it  looks  a  little  too  big  on  him.  shouldn't  he  be  filling  it  out  more  since  they're  growing  teens?

❝ suguru,  did  you  lose  weight?  are  you  okay? ❞  satoru  asks,  eyes  wide  with  concern  for  his  best  friend.  he's  determined  to  figure  things  out,  but  suguru  makes  it  so  damn  hard.  like  always,  though,  suguru  shuts  it  down.

❛ it's  just  the  summer  stress.  i'm  fine. ❜

satoru  and  shoko  exchange  looks,  but  neither  press it  further.  their  friend  will  come  to  them  when  he's  ready.

v. 

❝ suguru,  no  offense,  but  you  look  like  a  damn  vampire.  you  need  sleep.  i  can  tell  yaga-sensei  i'll  go  on  the  mission  to  the  village  for  you  instead  — ❞

❛ i  don't  need  you  to  handle  my  missions  for  me,  satoru.  i've  got  it. ❜

❝ but  you  look  exhausted!  it  could  be  dangerous!  if  not  that,  then  let  me  tell him  to  send  me  with  you! ❞  he  offers,  and  that  seems  to  set  suguru  off  even  more. 

❛ you're  so  arrogant.  just  because  you're  the  strongest  now  doesn't  mean  i  need  you  to  hold  my  hand.  i  told  you i'm fine  —  i'm  leaving. ❜ 

suguru's  words  sting  and  satoru  frowns,  hands  dropping  to  his  sides  in  defeat.  something's  wrong,  and  the  gap  between  them  already  seems  insurmountably  wide.  it's  as  if  satoru's  on  the  other  side  of  his  infinity  for  once,  and  no  matter  what  he  does  or  says,  he  can't  reach  his  best  friend.  is  this  the  trade  off?  he  doesn't  want  it. 

❝ just...  call  me  when  it's  done,  alright? ❞  satoru  calls  out  to  his  retreating  form,  and  suguru  waves  in  what  satoru  assumes  is  affirmation.

suguru  never  calls.  

#cvrseduser #╰┈➤ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ꒰ cvrseduser. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ꒰ v: tragic yaoi. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱ #// finally banged this out... hope u like it king

[impishsensei]

@jikangairodo asked: "What if I was a worm, Gojo-san? Would you still bother me then?" unprompted asks┆ always accepting

❝ of  course,  nanami!  i'll  take  care  of  wormami  forever  and  ever!  i'll  make  you  a  nice  little  enclosure  and  everything!  we'll  keep  you  as  a  class  pet!  i'll  scare  the  students  and  tell  them  if  they  don't  listen,  they'll  turn  into  a  worm  like  my  junior.  ❞ 

#jikangairodo #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ'ꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ꒰ v: main. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱ #// this is so goofy... wormami

[impishsensei]

@kimuromou asked: [ secret santa ] receiver has to buy a secret santa gift for sender winter and christmas prompts ┆ accepting

while  no  stranger  at  all  to  buying  gifts  for  others,  satoru  is  confused  about  something  more  personalized  for  one  of  the  managers.  normally,  he  buys  little  knick-knacks  in  bulk  for  all  of  them  aside  for  ijichi,  but  as  he  pulled  shigeo's  name  from  the  hat  for  secret  santa,  satoru's  found  himself  quite  stumped.  he  spent  so  much  time  grating  on  the  younger's  nerves,  that  he  never  actually  learned  what  his  interests  were  outside  of  work.  ultimately,  satoru  settles  on  a  nice  and  expensive  coat.  he  doesn't  know  shigeo's  tastes,  but  who  could  ever  turn  their  nose  up  at  something  of  such  expensive  quality?

❝ well,  what  do  you  think,  shigeo?  the  details really  bring  out  the  color  of  your  eyes.  plus  the  material  is  nice,  right?  i  saw  this  and  thought  'my  second  favorite  manager  will  surely  love  it'!  ❞

#kimuromou #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ'ꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ꒰ v: main. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱

[impishsensei]

sensei can you please expedite my execution...

"goodbye, yuuji."

#wormb0i #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ'ꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ꒰ v: main. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ꜱᴛɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢʏᴀᴛᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴢᴢʟᴇʀ ꒰ crack. ꒱ #// im crying rn this is so LMFAO

[impishsensei]

A  VALENTINE’S  APPLICATION. 

your name: koyama chiyori

your age: 15

your perfect date: somewhere fun!!

make out in private or in public?: u-uhm.. uh..? (doesn't finish, lmao)

do you like to cuddle?: i- sure

tell me something about you: i'm your junior!

why do you want to be my valentine?: (she feels bad for him but doesn't know how to word it, so just skipped, lmao)

꒰ valentine's application ┆ accepting ꒱

❝  i  didn't  expect  this,  chiyori-chan,  but  i   guess  i  shouldn't  be  shocked  since  i  am  your  handsome  and  charming  senior,  so  it's  only  natural  that  you'd  want  me  to  be  your  valentine...  i  accpet!  no  backing  out  now!  i  expect  lots  of  chocolate  and  for  you  to  keep  your  word  about  some  place  fun.  an  amusement  park,  maybe?  ❞

#chikoyama #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ꒰ v: student. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱ #// he's gonna be so annoying abt it LMFAOOOO

[impishsensei]

Happy Birthday!! I'm too shy to send this off of anon, but you write so good and I hope you have a wonderful birthday! ^.^

thank u so much anon! no need to be shy i don't bite <33 but fr thank u bro i will enjoy it for sure c:

#╰┈➤ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ɪɴꜰɪɴɪᴛʏ ꒰ ooc. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ꒰ anon. ꒱

[impishsensei]

@cvrseduser asked: ❛  shut up and let me comfort you.  ❜ found family sentence starters ┆ accepting

satoru's  lips  curl  into  a  slight  snarl.  comfort  him?  COMFORT  HIM?!  what  could  suguru  possibly  do  to  alleviate  satoru's  current  state  of  mental  distress?  he  would  never  get  it!  and  oh,  satoru's  heart  was  broken  and  shattered  into  a  million  little  pieces.  he  hadn't  been  this  sad  since  megumi  called  him  an  uncool  loser.  this  was  so  much  worse!  this  was  world-altering!  this  was  earth-shattering!  and  suguru  could  never  understand  it!

❝  don't  you  get  it,  suguru?  you  can't!  because  jessica  is  gone  now  and  snsd  is  so  over!  groups  don't  survive  this  sort  of  thing!  i  suppose  i  should've  seen  this  coming  sooner  our  later...  my  poor  soshi...   ❞ satoru  sniffled,  hugging  his  legs  to  himself  while  he  continued  to  scroll  through  his  twitter  timeline.  he  was  numb,  though.  damn,  it  really  was  the  beginning  of  the  end,  huh?

#cvrseduser #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ 4 ʙɪɢ ɢᴜʏꜱ ꒰ v: everything is awesome. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ��ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ꒰ cvrseduser. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱ #// this is so unserious ijbol #this shit is serious to him. get ready to die by it

[impishsensei]

@celesticlnstcrs asked: ❛ where were you last night? ❜ angsty question prompts ┆ accepting

megumi's  question  has  satoru's  brows  shooting  up,  taken  aback  and  then  later  amused  that  a  little  kid  like  him  would  notice  and  care  about  his  absence.  he  has  to  rack  his  brain  for  a  moment.  had  he  promised  to  do  something  with  megumi  and  tsumiki,  and  that  left  megumi  feeling  pissed  off  because  satoru  didn't  keep  that  promise?  did  he  miss  an  important  day  for  either  of  the  two?  some  sort  of  play  or  dance  recital?  he  toys  with  the  idea  in  his  head  for  a  while,  but  nothing  comes  up. 

❝ are  you  my  dad  now,  megumi?  don't  worry  about  it!  i  was  just  handling  some  grown-up  business,  ok?  ❞  satoru  ruffles  the  kid's  hair  and  continues  pouring  out  bowls  of  cereal  for  both  megumi  and  tsumiki.  tsumiki  isn't  questioning,  but  she  does  stare  between  the  two  of  them.  megumi  was  really  upset  about  this,  huh?  he  peers  over  at  the  calendar  on  the  fridge,  and  his  smile  drops.  ah,  the  night  before  was  the  premiere  of  that  new  how  to  train  your  dragon  movie.  damn.  how  could  he  have  forgotten? 

❝ look,  i'm  really  sorry.  i  was  busy.  like  actually  busy.  some  special  grade  curse  stuff  i  had  to  deal  with.  i'm  sorry  i  didn't  call  or  anything  to  let  you  kids  know.  i'm  still  new  to  this.  can  you  forgive  me?  i'll  take  you  both  after  school.  ❞

#celesticlnstcrs #╰┈➤ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ'ᴍ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ꒰ celesticlnstcrs. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ'ꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ꒰ v: main. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱

[impishsensei]

@kakovoulos asked: ❛  can we pretend this never happened?  ❜ angsty question prompts ┆ accepting

somehow,  the  question  stings  more  than  the  literal  soreness  satoru  feels  in  his  ass.  even  if  what  happened  was  sudden,  between  two  friends  —  just  roommates,  really  —  it  still  meant  something  to  satoru.  he  was  alone  in  that  feeling,  evidently.  it's  funny  being  on  the  receiving  end  of  those  words.  it's  some  sort  of  twisted  irony  the  universe  is  lobbing  his  way  for  all  the  times  he's  broken  nameless  girl's  hearts,  he's  sure  of  it.  it's  so  absurd,  feeling  some  kind  of  way  about  this,  but  it's  a  feeling  he  can't  quite  shake.  he  kind  of  gets  it  now.  will  he  change  his  ways?  probably  not. 

❝  as  far  as  i'm  aware,  all  we  did  was  pass  out  here  after  that  party,  ❞  satoru  speaks  with  a  small  shrug,  gaze  averted  as  he  sits  up  in  his  bed  and  stretches  his  arms  up  and  out.  god  fucking  damn,  the  pain  licks  all  the  way  up  to  his  lower  back.  it  makes  him  wince,  especially  as  it  serves  as  a  subtle  reminder  that  makes  his  cheeks  flare  pink  for  a  moment.  he  soothes  his  nerves  by  quickly  snatching  up  his  phone,  scrolling  mindlessly  through  instagram,  acting  as  cool  and  casual  as  sukuna  sounds.  he  knows  it's  ridiculous  to  feel  even  remotely  some  kind  of  way  about  this.  if  sukuna  asks  about  his  oddly  sour  mood,  satoru  will  blame  it  on  not  being  a  morning  person  or  being  hungover  (  even  though  he  doesn't  drink  ).  

❝  right?  you  were  just  too  tired  to  make  it  to  your  room.  my  bed's  more  comfy.  whatever.  i'm  not  gonna  tell  anyone,  alright?  ❞

#kakovoulos #╰┈➤ ꒰ v: idk brah. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱ #// idek what's going on in this au but it makes sense somehow... #he's trying so hard not to sound bootytickled

[impishsensei]

@inun4ki asked: ' what doesn't kill you usually succeeds in the second attempt. ' spongebob squarepants sentence starters ┆ accepting

 ❝ well  not  me!  i'm  quite  literally  built  different!  ❞

#inun4ki #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ'ꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ꒰ v: main. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱

[impishsensei]

@phonokinetix asked: 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄 𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐆𝐈𝐅𝐓 ⸻ it was as simple as a common accessory. While the other was fast asleep, he came in like a ninja in the night with glue-gun in tow. The blindfold the other cast aside was now decorated with obnoxious sequins and glitter. And woven between each word was a thread of LED lights, just to make a stronger impression. Shimmying it over the slumbering male's eyes the mark of WORLD'S GREATEST DAD was illuminating for all to see. If that wasn't loud enough, he'll have to go bigger next year ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !! birthday asks! ┆ no longer accepting

satoru  rarely  gets  proper  sleep  due  primarily  to  his  busy  schedule.  on  top  of  that,  having  an  ability  like  the  six  eyes  which  lets  him  perceive  the  world  even  with  a  pitch  black  blindfold  over  his  eyes  doesn't  make  trying  to  get  a  restful  night  of  sleep  any  easier.  thankfully,  he  has  something  like  rct  to  keep  his  brain  constantly  fresh,  but  that  doesn't  mean  he  doesn't  like  to  just  get  proper  sleep  like  everyone  else.  thankfully,  he's  managed  to  adapt  over  the  years,  so  he's  peacefully  resting  and  dreaming  of  mountains  of  pastries  and  rivers  of  chocolate  when  toge  sneaks  into  his  room.  from  the  cursed  energy  alone,  satoru  knows  it's  toge,  so  he  doesn't  move.  he  pretends  to  remain  restful,  even  though  he's  a  shockingly  light  sleeper. 

he  almost  sneezes  when  he  feels  a  new  blindfold  slipped  onto  him,  but  satoru  remains  ever  the  convincing  actor  as  he  feigns  sleep,  only  smiling  to  himself  when  he's  certain  toge  finally  managed  to  sneak  away  once  more.  he  sits  up  a  little  then,  pulling  the  blindfold  off  to  inspect  it.  if  satoru  were  just  about  anyone  else,  he  might've  been  annoyed,  but  actually...  he  was  endeared,  even  if  having  lights  sewn  into  a  blindfold  for  him  should  be  a  nuisance.  rather  than  get  irritated,  however,  satoru  slipped  it  back  on  with  pride.  it's  a  gift  from  one  of  his  precious  students  after  all!  and  he  thinks  the  words  are  kind  of  sweet,  too,  even  if  meant  to  be  tacky. 

a  little  distracting,  but  he  fully  intends  on  wearing  it  to  teach  class  in  the  morning. 

#phonokinetix #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ'ꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ꒰ v: main. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱ #// AHH i'm sorry this is super late but tysm for sending it it's super cute and i was :') the moment i saw it <3

[impishsensei]

@cvrseduser asked: « Dooma balls fit in ya mouth ? » unprompted asks ┆ always accepting

❝  you've  got  pebble-sized  balls,  so  i'm  sure  they  do,  suguru.  ❞

#cvrseduser #╰┈➤ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ꒰ cvrseduser. ꒱ #╰┈➤ 4 ʙɪɢ ɢᴜʏꜱ ꒰ v: everything is awesome. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱ #// he got him ngl but satoru's not going down without a fight

[impishsensei]

@cvrseduser asked: « Satoru... I didn't want to tell you this but, I think you deserve to know. I went to the doctor after Shoko checked me up 'cause she said something was wrong in my oxygen readings and... They diagnosed me with this new disease. Apparently some tourists brought it over from overseas and it's very rare, so there's no treatment for it yet. Have you ever heard of it ? It's called Grabba. » unprompted asks ┆ always accepting

❝  ha!  nice  try,  suguru,  but  i'm  the  king  of  these  kinds  of  jokes!  do  you  think  i'm  dumb  just  because  i'm  so  handsome  and  cute?  you're  gonna  have  to  be  way  more  creative  than  that!  ❞

#cvrseduser #╰┈➤ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ꒰ cvrseduser. ꒱ #╰┈➤ 4 ʙɪɢ ɢᴜʏꜱ ꒰ v: everything is awesome. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ɪꜰ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꒰ inbox. ꒱ #╰┈➤ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ꜱʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴꜱ ꒰ ic. ꒱ #//DO U THINK IM A FOOL... DO U THINK SATORU IS A FOOL?