#||ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ||ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ||

[mutemarksman]

aphelios has 5 guns because he’s compensating

#ᴏᴏᴄ.* [ ʙᴇɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏғ sɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ] #ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ.* [ ᴍᴇᴀᴛʏ ᴍᴏᴏɴɪɴɢ ] #my contribution to sinday #enjoy #ɴsғᴡ.* [ ʜɪᴅᴅᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ]

[handsomestofthejacks]

@angel-and-siren || x

❝  ― I’m not even touching that. ❞

#angel-and-siren #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏɴ]| (ic) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ’s ɢʜᴏsᴛ]| (AI) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack) #i forgot how to tumblr

[nctesummers-blog]

tag dump.

#❝ ᴀ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ ɪs ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴛʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ❞ ( about ) #❝ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss ❞ ( aesthetic ) #❝ ᴀ ᴍᴇss ᴏғ ᴜɴғɪɴɪsʜᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛs ❞ ( musings ) #❝ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀs ɢʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ʜɪs ʀɪʙs ❞ ( visage ) #❝ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴍᴀsᴋs ❞ ( ooc ) #❝ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ❞ ( answered )

[mutemarksman]

aphelios got that

#ᴏᴏᴄ.* [ ʙᴇɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏғ sɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ] #ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ.* [ ᴍᴇᴀᴛʏ ᴍᴏᴏɴɪɴɢ ] #haha sex joke #ɴsғᴡ.* [ ʜɪᴅᴅᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ]

[handsomestofthejacks]

[Let me out for ten minutes I'll bring back the mustache and maybe the first layer of skin.]

❝ ― Bring back the entire lip and you’ve got yourself a deal. ❞

#percurrere #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏɴ]| (ic) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ʟᴏɴɢ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ]| (main) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʀ.ʜʏᴘᴇʀɪᴏɴ]| (asks) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack) #AUDREY NO

[handsomestofthejacks]

@cowgirl-illusions | x

❝  ― Oh yeah, I’m sure a ‘stache would work great with the mask. Y’caught me red-handed. Good thing you singlehandedly stopped me from that lapse in judgement, huh?❞

#cowgirl-illusions #you really out here making me dig up my old icons #what verse is this even #idk it was crack #⌈♔⌋◤|[ʟᴏɴɢ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ]| (main) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏɴ]| (ic) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack)

[handsomestofthejacks]

Somebody: trusts Jack Jack: ???? Lmao have you met me? You fool. You’ve made a grave error.

#⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏғғ]| (ooc) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack) #Jack vc: even i know not to trust me

[handsomestofthejacks]

Are his doubles seriously talking about superheroes right now? And comparing themselves to the HULK at that? (And people call HIM deluded).

❝― This geek-fest has got to be one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen.❞

He’s pretty sure it’s giving him a rash.

#(dash commentary) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏɴ]| (ic) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack) #jack vc: anyways hi ironman is me as a superhero

[handsomestofthejacks]

It’s official. This post is the worst one. The worst one, and quite possibly, the worst thing I’ve ever read pertaining to my muse in my entire life. Everyone else can go home.

#⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏғғ]| (ooc) #jack is mortified for once in his goddamn life #im ready to shed some real tears #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack)

[handsomestofthejacks]

Out the airlock these asks go. Jack has officially checked out.

#⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack) #he's so DONE #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏɴ]| (ic) #anonymous

[handsomestofthejacks]

what came first the chicken or the egg

SCREAMS.

#anonymous #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏɴ]| (ic) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʀ.ʜʏᴘᴇʀɪᴏɴ]| (asks) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack)

[handsomestofthejacks]

"Good news, Jerry! We made a breakthrough in R&D! We found out red paint turns carpets red!"

❝― I’m so glad to hear this is where our funds are going. Also, get my name wrong again and the skags’ll be having chicken for dinner.❞

#theamazingchickenman #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏɴ]| (ic) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʀ.ʜʏᴘᴇʀɪᴏɴ]| (asks) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ǫᴜᴇᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇʀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ]| (queue)

[handsomestofthejacks]

This got too weird. Weirder than it was before, weirder than it had to be. Jack is out.

Why is it always the eggs.

#'I hope someone makes you lay eggs #im fucking bawling #why is it the eggs that always gets people's attention #jack vc: i blame peacock #it's YOUR fault #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack)

[handsomestofthejacks]

@cowgirl-illusions replied to your post: [ I would like to know//why your shoes are so...

“See! Even they know those goddamn shoes suck!”

      ❝― See what I have to put up with?❞

#cowgirl-illusions #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏɴ]| (ic) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack)

[handsomestofthejacks]

So much fighting among the bandits.

Delicious.

#⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack) #(dash commentary) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏғғ]| (ooc) #i was going to make some serious ic post about it #but that didn't happen #jack vc: delicious #your combined anger sustains me #tbd

[handsomestofthejacks]

@ask-the-borderlands-hacker replied to your post: Yeah, to hell with that anon!!!......Although, you...

And here you got Evie shaking her head in disappointment.

Jack: opens his mouth Everyone: ready to disown him

#ask-the-borderlands-hacker #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏғғ]| (ooc) #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴋ]| (crack)