#// there's just no way i can rectify any of that to beerus being a father figure in any way

[beforecreation]

do you consider vegeta to be like a son to you?

"Vegeta?"

He would have laughed, if a yawn hadn't come out of his mouth first.

"Really now, of all the possible people to suggest I have fatherly affections for, you chose a rather strange one."

He'd stretch a bit as he began to settle into his bed, it would seem it was time for one of his naps. If he was lucky, he could get a few years in this time.

"Though amusing, the short answer is no. If I had any interest in being anyone's father figure in the first place, I'd hardly have taken up this job."

#anonymous tag tbd #// i reaaaaally don't like the fanon stuff of beerus being fatherly to geets for a few reasons #// the MAIN reason is that canonly (though i refuse to accept it) beerus had vegeta's planet blown up #// that'd be the equivalent of burning someone's house down and then claiming you actually cared about that person later down the line #// it just doesn't make sense #// the other is that beerus literally humiliated geets' dad and then later has him humiliate himself to keep him happy and then beats him u #// and nearly kills him #// and slaps his kinda wife #// there's just no way i can rectify any of that to beerus being a father figure in any way #// but vegeta DOES have his respect and that is a lot bigger than people think it is #// rambling in tags sorry but beerus being vegeta's new dad is too wild a take for me