sergeantcowboy

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Sketchy alien man <3

#the blue bastard

[sergeantcowboy]

Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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POV: You are a Burakh sitting in a prison cell.🙏

#seems like a fair deal #pathologic

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I love disaster lesbians and I love stardew valley farmer ocs

Sparrow Knight and Leah, disaster lesbians

Sparrow is the new farmer in town, hailing from Zuzu City with a lot of trouble in her history, she's hoping for a fresh start away from judgmental eyes . . . in a small town.

Good luck.

#stardew valley

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i lied abt only posting abt this situation once, i just saw this lovely person’s comment!! passing it on to tumblr 🫡

#watcher #buzzfeed unsolved

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I love the wizard so much he's my little divorced old man

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv #stardew valley wizard #m rasmodious #stardew valley farmer #sdv farmer oc #stardew valley farmer oc #farmer vic

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Saburov: Hrm, yes I finally have emergency powers. We will put the town under quarantine.

Daniil (who already has two revolvers and a pocket full of ammo): Yes, except for me, because you will let me go wherever I want and also have a gun.

Saburov: Except for you, because you are a doctor and can go wherever you want.

Daniil: And you will give me have a g u n.

Saburov: And I will have volunteers patrolling the streets so people don't use weapons.

Daniil (batting his pretty little eyelashes): Except for meeee, because I am so poor and defenseless and need a gun so you will give me one 🥺

Saburov: I don't have a lot of weapons, but here, take this one, since you very clearly need one, bachelor. (Gives Daniil a gun and ammo). Also the black market downtown sells guns if you ever need more. Haha.

Daniil: OH how regrettable! Sucks that there seems to be a gun shortage around here. If only there was someone who could help with that 😬 (pockets third weapon)

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Haruspex route, Artemy kills an eight year old for a gun or some shit idk.

#pathologic #мор утопия #alexander saburov #danill dankovsky #why is this so funny this is literally how it went

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I haven't been posting nearly enough I've been drawing so many ocs SORRY

[sergeantcowboy]

MAIDKOVSKY

Maidkovsky

#pathologic #daniil dankovsky

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My trans king farmer. A bit old but not too old. Just updated it a bit and added the new scars I've given him. Him hanging out wit his best buddy Marlon (concerned ape please let me friendship Marlon i'm begging you)

#holy shit is that a mf barnyard leference #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley fanart #sdv farmer oc #stardew valley farmer #farmer vic #stardew valley marlon #marlon #sdv marlon #trans man #trans oc

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Wtf put it back

Shaved your younger Vlad

Before. After.

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I made a little profile for my little farmer guy

#stardew valley #sdv farmer oc #stardew valley fanart #sdv farmer #stardew valley farmer #farmer vic #sdv oc #stardew valley lewis #stardew valley harvey #stardew valley leo #stardew valley oc

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Sorry Peter fans

#He has the depression give him a break #true tho #what's with the bathtub in the middle of his room

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Officially exposing Alex as a hypocrite. Actually happened to me while playing lmao

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer oc #sdv alex #stardew valley alex #farmer vic #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley farmer oc #sdv fanart #sdv art #stardew valley art

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Thought I'd share some sketches involving my stardew valley farmer oc Vic. He studied to become a lepidopterist, joined the army after he couldn't find work, worked as an EOD specialist for the Ferngill Republic for 2-4 years until an explosion took his right leg and left pinky finger and he got discharged. He then got a job at joja through some veteran employment service and you know how stuff goes from there.

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #sdv farmer oc #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley farmer oc #stardew valley fanart #farmer vic

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I love Mr. Qi he's a blue bastard but he's my blue bastard

Also a throw back to when I finished the skull cavern, the honorable way too because I don't want to displease Mr. Qi.

#stardew valley mr qi #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley farmer oc #sdv farmer oc #stardew farmer #farmer vic #sdv fanart #stardew valley fanart #skull cavern #mr qi