midmorningsong

[midmorningsong]

트라이건 지금까지 그린거 모아봄

많이 아낀다

#ohoHOO these are excellent #trigun

[midmorningsong]

Little girl, big girl, long boy, wide boy

#they are so Shaped it's excellent #trigun

[midmorningsong]

procrastinatingbookworm's pay-what-you-want commissions

one of my dear friends is having a bit of a never rains but it pours financial situation, so i'm opening pay-what-you-want fic commissions.

payment will be taken through ko-fi, send whatever amount you'd like to ko-fi.com/blightedjudas with your prompt (ship/canon/concept/kink/etc.) and a username (either tumblr or an ao3 account) by which to contact/gift/associate you, as well as any specific wants or do not wants.

i will write practically anything. except high school aus. go wild!

note that these commissions are pay what you want, and therefore also get what you get — returns will probably be proportional. $3 won't get you 1k, unless your prompt is really inspirational.

please do not mention commissions or payment in any comments on ao3 itself. it's against the terms of service and i'll have to delete your comment. for all intents and purposes, these fics will be "gifts". rules are rules!

ko-fi.com/blightedjudas

#morning reblog again because the fandom needs to Know #trigun

[midmorningsong]

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

[midmorningsong]

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

[midmorningsong]

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

[midmorningsong]

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

[midmorningsong]

[midmorningsong]

the first complaynts are coming in: jess thinks my rimes are but a sin. she canot see the meme’s apeel. the bredlik love she does not feel.

[midmorningsong]

Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

[midmorningsong]

girls it is your new mission to become boys. boys it is your new mission to become girls. everyone else stand in the middle and try to stop them

[midmorningsong]

POV you made a popular post about insects

[midmorningsong]

[midmorningsong]

newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

#i need to print this out and put it on my writing motivation corkboard #when I get one...

[midmorningsong]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[midmorningsong]

[midmorningsong]

castle // halsey