wasteland-wooferbaby

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

The fae, but I live currently in the woodsss...I am a ssserpentfolk after all.

Ssssssssss... c'mereeee I want warmthhhhh..

*I look at you.*

Hello... Why don't you come to the living room? The fire is warm there, and I can hold you there, if you'd like.

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

OH I'LL SHOW YOU DEAD MF-

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

Cool...*dropping like a stone*

*vomiting mysterious red goo* ... apparently I'm not supposed to eat anything now.

hmmm perhaps the goo will sustain you on its own? perhaps you photosynthesize now?

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

HAHAHAHAHA! FELL FOR IT.

Also I downloaded this app and this weird fuckin dog keeps showing up in photos-

HELLO GENTLEMEN WOULD YOU LIKE A BRICK?

BRICK??? OH BOY WOULD I :DDDDDD

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

*he was immediately pelted in the face with a generic red brick*

HELLO GENTLEMEN WOULD YOU LIKE A BRICK?

BRICK??? OH BOY WOULD I :DDDDDD

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

....who?

Fuuu-sion...HA!

Fuuu-sion...HA!

Big brother... Ed-ward

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

Hehehe...

Can I get out of your fur yet?-

ohh my god i forgot about you and shut down to charge TwT

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

*clearly very comfy* ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...

Ssssssssss... c'mereeee I want warmthhhhh..

*I look at you.*

Hello... Why don't you come to the living room? The fire is warm there, and I can hold you there, if you'd like.

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

*startled, coiling around the arm used*

Ssssssssss... c'mereeee I want warmthhhhh..

*I look at you.*

Hello... Why don't you come to the living room? The fire is warm there, and I can hold you there, if you'd like.

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

Okay... wait...ohh yeah I guess the tounge is technically an organ.

Halp. Eldritch flesh goo got in my body and replaced my organs. It won't shut up about how it's forever with me.

Damn...yeah do you have any way to adjust to that or?

try making friends with the goo it seems nice.

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

Oh...I can stay more if you'd like, your exceptionally soft.

Can I get out of your fur yet?-

ohh my god i forgot about you and shut down to charge TwT

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

I ssshed yesssterday hehehe. *Blindfold on for obvious reasons*

Ssssssssss... c'mereeee I want warmthhhhh..

*I look at you.*

Hello... Why don't you come to the living room? The fire is warm there, and I can hold you there, if you'd like.

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

*coiling up on aelin* n-no... jussst...ssstay pleassse...

Ssssssssss... c'mereeee I want warmthhhhh..

*I look at you.*

Hello... Why don't you come to the living room? The fire is warm there, and I can hold you there, if you'd like.

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

*the massive serpent couldn't help but smile* thank you. *Covering in hundreds and hundreds of small scars*

Ssssssssss... c'mereeee I want warmthhhhh..

*I look at you.*

Hello... Why don't you come to the living room? The fire is warm there, and I can hold you there, if you'd like.

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

*agreeing to such, heading inside*

Ssssssssss... c'mereeee I want warmthhhhh..

*I look at you.*

Hello... Why don't you come to the living room? The fire is warm there, and I can hold you there, if you'd like.

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

RAAAAGHHHHGRGGG!!...*Starting to bulk up, aura growing to a massive size, crater under his feet growing in bursts*

Hello Kasey, nice to meet you.

How do you know me?

[wasteland-wooferbaby]

He'll... I...I...*hair and aura starting to flash lime green, pupils occasionally vanishing*

Hello Kasey, nice to meet you.

How do you know me?