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Mizora propositioned me literally the morning after I spent all night having sex with The Emperor.

This made every line of her dialogue unintentionally hilarious.

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Someone just liked this today and I saw it again after ages and remembered how proud of it I was so I’m rebooting my own post I don’t care: fite me

Just in case anyone wondered what the ServAi's in Synth look like.

For those confused, ServAi's are robotic servants used by the elite civilians in my webseries, "Synth"

https://neovel.io/book/7839/EN/synth

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GUILTY!

Guilty on all 34 counts. Donald Trump, former President of the United States, is now a convicted felon.

The crowd outside the court house just started cheering and applauding.

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Happy Donald Trump is a convicted criminal to all who celebrate

but remember, he can, will and is still running for President, even as a convicted felon

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Hey all: Have some free stickers

#Trump #guilty #fuck around #find out #oh look #a consequence! #sweet potato hitler

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For a while, Greygold had some apprehensions for how they'd handle their new appetite, but you know what? Omeluum was onto something with the whole 'Devouring The Enemies Of Who You Care About' dietary plan.

Favored enemy now has new meaning to Greygold. Their orcish heritage would be proud.

Unlike DnD's warding bond spell, nothing is more sexier than BG3's warding bond having no ranged limitations. Maybe Greygold is tightrope-walking the star-crossed lovers tragedy. Maybe Greygold likes a challenge.

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I don't think i posted him yet, here's @4th-make-quail's Claarillil

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Is he a kindflayer?

ooH lil baby man (47 year old) has a new Temp ref with his new designnnnn

Now I just gotta "re-"write his backstory and then I get to redo Remus and Tipper from scratch... yay...

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The funny thing about not riding off into the sunset (or hell) with one's romantic interests/friends at the end of the game is that it gave Greygold the possibility to help all of their friends wherever/whenever once they discovered their innate ability to planar shift.

Got two castle's worth of supplies in that magic storage chest. Who needs it more than the two companions continuously fending off Zariel's army?

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Good mindflayers?

Some of Thoon’s acolytes eventually become angels in his choir. Gil’eath is one such case. Art by Tealix.

Gil’eath was encountered some time after Thoon’s final ascension into full godhood, living in an isolated colony deep underground. When Thoon liberated Gil’s colony from its elder brain, Gil decided to join him rather than stay behind and rebuild under the new management (more on that to be revealed later.)

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A small tribute to Patch 6 among the Patch 0 wreckage I've construed. I am amused that Orpheus is just 100% on board with a squid joining the big fight, no hesitation once offered the idea. Bruh.

Lae'zel: Curious to try a proper Faerunian Garlic Dish. Certainly will not obsess over Garlic Bread for the next six months. For reasons.

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Bae just wants a lil’ snack

MIND FLAYER 

by Tooth Wu

#tentacles #mind flayer #dnd #dungeons and dragons #creature #monster #bg3

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Exploring some fashion with Auzzimaks, the handsome old illithilich. Art by Tealix.

I headcanon that undead illithids tend to maintain themselves better than human liches, as mindflayers are generally more vain. Auz takes extreme pride in his appearance, and takes any opportunity to show off his excellent taste. Man has an unrivaled skincare routine.

He easily has the most extravagant and luxurious wardrobe, only matched by Felix (who he regularly spoils with shopping trips.)

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Lae'zel just wasn't ready to sort out those feelings yet.

Anyway, I lied! I had to make one more shenanigan to this dang incident after double checking and learning a thing. Involving full rests and the Astral Sea.

Apparently, full rest don't mean you gotta sleep????? It can also refer to.... downtime. Chill time. Non-adventuring time. Hang out with your squid friend for 8 hours time.

And even if you never need to sleep, eat, or drink in the Astral Sea, you can still sleep, eat, N' drink if you want to. As well as just chill to recover a certain planeshift ability.

Is cool, Lae'zel and I can both learn new fun facts at the same time~