#kafka

[qrbits]

gaming at the office 😎

#honkai star rail #jingyuan #kafka #hsr blade #tingyun #yanqing #qingque #dan heng #luocha #sushang #march 7th #welt #too many characters man #made this as a depiction of what it feels like to b gaming in daily life #ur favorite fictional guys come visit and distract u from work

[rennebright]

カフカ by 飯桶君 [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

#kafka #カフカ #honkai star rail #崩壊スターレイル #hoyoverse #sioconsole1 #posted art

[the-astral-express-archive]

Honkai: Star Rail CN | Character Sprites From 2024 Star Rail LIVE Information Page

Credit: u/StarJolion on Reddit Special thanks to an anon for sending me the link!

#Honkai Star Rail #Character Artworks #Event Artworks #Assets #Character Sprites #Community Event Artworks #Star Rail Concert #PNGs #Jingliu #Kafka #Yanqing #Argenti #Aventurine

[lucybellwood]

H/t @yvehattan

#Kafka #who up wriggling through by subtle maneuvers

[mayopocket]

the outlaw and her belle on a date at the local town

#kafhime #kafka #himeko #honkai star rail #hsr #honkai fanart #rdr2 au #cowboy #southern belle #“can we stop by the bank real quick? I need to make a quick withdrawal to get those pearls you wanted bbg” #not a day goes by where himeko isn't getting stressed out by kafka's antics

[hotpinkstars]

hello hello! for the reqs, how about helping kafka get ready for one of those fancier missions? just some sweet intimacy (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

FANCY! - kafka x reader

- helping kafka get ready for a more fancy mission.

- I LOVE TJIS GN. i'm so crazy about kafka i need her to have a rerun rn!!!!! anywayssss this request is so fluffy i love it sm. thank u anon, and enjoy!!

- slight mentions of murder and theft, besides that pure fluff. wc 970

It was, once again, time for Kafka to leave off for a mission.

You’ve gotten used to this schedule, but you got to keep her a little later today. She didn’t have to be at the banquet hall until 9:00 at night, giving you two the whole day. When the clock hit around 8:00, she hurried into your shared room to put on her dress of choice. 

It was a plum colored dress, very similar to her hair. Instead of the updo her hair was usually in, she decided to leave it down, but she wanted help styling it while she did her makeup.

“Dearest, would you come here?” She called, your footsteps taking you from the other room into the bedroom.

“Yeah? What's up?” You asked, tossing your phone onto the plush bed before standing behind her. “That dress is gorgeous. Suits you well.”

She smiled. “Thank you. I just need help styling my hair for tonight. I don’t know if it should be flat-ironed or curled.”

You hummed, going into the bathroom to grab some supplies. You grabbed both the curling iron and the flat iron, taking some heat protectant so her luscious hair doesn’t fry. 

“How does flat ironing sound? I think it’ll look nice with the dress style. Pair it with some gold eyeshadow and gold jewelry, too,” you stated, running your hands through her hair, applying heat protectant.

She nodded, applying a light coat of foundation while keeping her eye on the time. “Straightening it sounds fine. I barely do it, anyways.”

So you got to work, taking fine care of each strand and going over them a couple times to make the look perfect. She was applying makeup, occasionally chatting with you about little things, or joking about her look. 

You were going over her hair a second time, making sure that all ends and pieces were not missed. 

“So, what's this mission even about anyways? Or is it top-secret?” You smiled, lightly prying. “I won’t tell a soul about it, I swear on my whole life.”

She giggled, looking at you through the mirror. “Jail worthy, as usual. But I won’t get caught. It’s to steal a jewel that Elio needs and wrote in the script. I know exactly how to be successful.”

You nodded. “As long as you don’t kill too many people… but anyways, who’s going with you this time? This seems too nice to have Silver Wolf assist you. Is it solo, or is Blade going with you?”

“Just Bladie. He’s going to be there for a distraction, anyways. I’ll throw him in the middle so everyone will pay attention to him,” she joked, pulling a laugh from you. “But, in all seriousness, he’s necessary to complete the job.”

You were still paying attention to her hair, careful not to leave any strand under the heat for too long. 

“Which gold would look better? The one from this pallet, or this one?” She held out two pallets, one with a more glittery gold, and one that’s a lighter, more toned down version that doesn’t have all of the sparkles. You took another look at her dress before picking which one would look the nicest. 

She nodded, applying the shade of choice. You liked times like this- times where you both could be with each other without conflict waiting to arise, times where she’s not trying to keep away from bounty hunters, and times where there's no tension or anxiety coursing through her veins. This was a moment of peace, where you could both drop your worries and relax for even just a few minutes (in this case, a system hour). 

“Finished! How do you like your hair?” You stepped back, shutting the flat iron off and unplugging it from the side of the wall. She ran her hands through the strands, nodding in approval before smiling at herself through the mirror. 

“It looks nice. It goes well with the dress style. Good call.”

You smiled, happy that she likes the look. You put everything back, allowing her to finish up her makeup. 

When you re-entered the room, you pulled out a couple pairs of high heels for her to pick from. There were varieties of colors- white, nude, silver, gold, black, you name it. She stood up, looking over the selection.

“If you’re going to wear gold jewelry, and you have gold eye makeup on, wear the gold pair of heels. Trust me, it will balance out everything just perfectly!” You advised. You sounded so passionate, leaving a gentle smile painted on the stellaron hunters face. She picked the heels up and put them on, spinning around in the mirror to make sure they fit nicely and feel good to walk in. 

You took some jewelry out of the jewelry box, presenting her with a couple of nice gold necklaces and rings, topped off with a pair of pretty earrings that match the same theme. She chose one of the necklaces and two rings, sliding the rings on and having you put the necklace on. She put the earrings on before toying with her hair, throwing it over her shoulders to hang off her head, spilling onto her back. 

“You’re beautiful, Kafka,” you mumbled, in slight awe of how gorgeous she looked right now. She giggled. “Thank you, dear. I wish you could come with, but it’s too dangerous. I wouldn’t want to risk you being kidnapped, hurt, or killed.”

You nodded, sitting down on the bed. The time hit 8:45, and she walked over to you.

“I better head out now, but I should be back by tomorrow morning,” She said, smiling. “I love you.”

“I love you too, Kafka,” you replied, giving her a long kiss on the lips before escorting her out the door.

#honkai star rail #hsr #honkai star rail x reader #hsr x reader #honkai star rail fluff #hsr fluff #kafka #kafka hsr #kafka x reader #hsr kafka x reader #kafka fluff

[comicwaren]

From X-Men Vol. 6 #035, “Dream’s End”

Art by Joshua Cassara, Phil Noto, Lucas Werneck, Leinil Francis Yu, Walter Simonson, Mark Brooks, John Romita Jr., Scott Hanna, Jerome Opeña, Luciano Vecchio, Stefano Caselli, Sara Pichelli, Romulo Fajardo Jr., David Curiel, Laura Martin, Sonia Oback, Marcio Menyz, Matt Hollingsworth and Matthew Wilson

Written by Gerry Duggan, Al Ewing and Kieron Gillen

#x-men #polaris #omega sentinel #professor x #wolverine #magneto #cypher #kafka #krakoa #exodus #jean grey #cyclops #iceman #storm #nightcrawler #colossus #white queen #forge #rictor #doctor doom #volta #beast #apocalypse #orc #mystique #marvel #comics #marvel comics

[heckcareoxytwit]

As the 24 hour time limit is running out; Nightcrawler and the mutants gather to say goodbye to Kafka and the White Hot Krakoa Mutants until the island vanishes to the White Hot Room.

Goodbye Krakoaland era, it was fun while it lasted.

X-Men #35 / Uncanny X-Men #700, 2024

#wednesday spoilers #Kafka #Nightcrawler #Kurt Wagner #Cyclops #Scott Summers #Jean Grey #Storm #Ororo Munroe #Exodus #Bennet Du Paris #Emma Frost #Forge #X Men #XMen #Krakoa #marvel #too many to tag

[mlady-magnolia]

“Caught in my web.”

#the tiniest of kafhime #it was supposed to be her giving himeko a golden rose #kafka #hsr kafka #kafka hsr #hsr #hsr art #hsr fanart #honkai star rail #honkai star rail fanart #art #magnolia draws #kafka my beloved

[narugen]

the official kaiju no.8 twitter has started a new segment called #防衛隊のひと休み (taking a break from the defence force)! no idea if its weekly but it’s funny ^_^

#egg boils #kaiju no.8 #acting like a kn8 update acc i shld die #hoshina #kafka #video #i PRAY PRAY PRAY WE GET HOSHIMINA AT LEAST ONCE PLEASE GIVE ME MORE CAP AND VICE CAP INTERACTIONS #I CANT KEEP DOING THIS <- surviving on my own #pretty sure hoshina is making fun of kafka here and kafka is like Well when u reach 30 you’ll also end up like me. #and hoshina brings up hiw he likes mint #blanc..? LOL #and then kafka is like fine then let me see ur room(?) and follows him #okay . thanks for catering to the fujos can we cater to the singular bisexual who gives a fuck next 😭😭😭😭

[old-school-romantics]

-Emily Palermo

#Emily Palermo #spilled words #spilled poetry #quotes #quoteoftheday #light academia #romantic academia #dark aesthetic #dark acamedia #dark academia #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #poetry #kafka #franz kafka #kafkaesque #charles bukowski #queue #words #oldschoolromantics

[gotham-at-nightfall]

The curtain closes on the Krakoan Era!

X-Men #35

#fall of the house of x #x-men #nightcrawler #kurt wagner #kafka #krakoa #marvel comics #marvel spoilers #matt reads a thing #i posted this

[sonicasura]

Characters with a Dad Bod are the types to benefit from martial arts that involve their weight. These being Judo, Boxing, Sumo, and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu to name a few. I'll be using Kaiju No 8's Kafka for an example since a post from that fandom brought this up.

Martial arts have various styles that often depend on the person's body. In human form, Kafka has muscle fat which turns into sheer ripped bulk in Kaiju form. The four martial arts I mentioned use weight to boost the power of grapples, throws, and submission holds.

A perfect style for Kafka since either form is in the heavy weight category. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu or BJJ utilizes grapples/submission holds to neutralize possible strength or size advantages an opponent has. Considering Kaiju come in various sizes than just skyscraper sized giants, this can come in handy with human or medium sized threats as Kafka has the strength to back it up.

These particular martial arts are also easy to pick up since there are multiple sources to go to. Books, instructional videos, martial art classes, etc. Plus it's not bad to pick up more than one fighting style.

Kaiju No. 8 pushes the idea of evolution and improvement around quite a bit. Thus adapting a new way to fight can perfectly fit in with the story. Plus score some extra brownie points via body positivity.

#sonicasura #kaiju no 8 #kaiju no. 8 #kaijuno.8 #kaijuno8 #kn8 #monster no 8 #monster no. 8 #kafka hibino #hibino kafka #kafka #martial arts #dad bod #fighting styles

[wintercloudyweather]

(note the art is from the official Honkai Bilibili page in Chinese)

I’m a big fan of found family troupes and I just recently watch “Instant” Family.

So I had this brainrot for while now where Seele, Jing Yuan, Luocha and the Stellaron Hunter trio were turn into kids by an emanator of Aha as a prank. So now Trailblazer and Firefly are now responsible for taking care of 6 children with little recollection of their adult selves. So lets start with some general fluffy headcannons

Seele

•Seele gives wild child energy, she’s rebellious and spunky at first but she is also when to be responsible

•She probably runs around the Astral express all day without slowing down.

•She does help clean up messes especially when it her or the other children’s fault.

•She sometimes listen to the radio but gets board after a while. She often hangs out with PomPom exploring ever inch of the astral express.

•While she rarely starts fights she makes sure to finish them and she doesn’t hesitate to throw hands wether your man, woman or child. If you mess with her you better believed that she is going to get even.

•She knows how to sew and is often repairs her and the other kids clothes as she doesn’t want to spend any money as she is very thrifty. She even joins the Trailblazer sometimes in Garbage rummaging to see if she can find any spare fabrics or items she can reuse

•She loves to watch Grandpa Welt make animations all day and She is loves watching Sam all day thinking that she’s a real life superhero.

•Her favorite game is hide and seek as she can either play the part of the seeker and hunt other people down or she can use her quantum powers and disappear among the sea of butterflies to hide all day. Trailblazer and Firefly were particularly anxious when its been hours since Seele “hid” and they couldn’t find her, they even had to coax her to come out of hiding with ice cream.

• She gets along with the other five but she isn’t particularly close with any of them. She likes playing fighting games with Silver Wolf but she rather spar In real life. Blade, Kafka and Luocha unnerves her for some reason and she find Jing Yuan too lax for her liking.

•Bronya wanted to take full custody of Seele that almost led to a heated court trial under the IPC, She managed to relent and gave sole custody of Child! Seele to the astral express with the stipulation of nightly video calls. Himeko even talked with Bronya about ways to contact Sampo to see if he knows any way to reverse the Childification of the 6 children.

•Seele likes Natasha and when the trailblazer is at Belebog she often goes to Nat’s clinic and helps her with a few errands. She is an honorary member of the moles and is quite close with Pitch Dark Hook the Great. Hates Sampo guts though. She also hates how Luka teases her.

Jing Yuan

• Jing Yuan true to his title, is the sleepy kid. He sleeps alot, only ever being awake when he finds something interesting.

• He can often be found dozing in the strangest of places from The Data Bank to behind a potted plant, ever nook and cranny are Jing Yuan’s potential nap spots

•He loves playing chess and any other board games, it one of the few things he finds interesting so if you want him to be serious then just set the game and its match!

•He loves playing with cats and often tries to sneak them on the express at the expense of PomPom’s rage and Firefly’s scolding him. One time he tried to sneak in a whole lion cub, but was unfortunately caught and grounded by Firefly.

•He has very neat handwriting

• He has a strange obsession with Dan Heng, with him being Jing Yuan “Favorite” person, often sleeping in the Data Bank and helping Dan Heng organize the Bank.

•He still has lighting Lord so if at any time he or the other kids are in danger he’ll summon it.

•Him and the Trailblazer are more like brothers but you often can’t tell which is the older one based on their attitudes.

• He and Seele are ok with each other often having a distant but amicable relationship, they sometimes join forces to reel the Stellaron Trio. Him and Silverwolf often play games with him winning any game that isn’t a video game. He tried to befriend Child! Blade with little success as the latter brushes him off constantly. He disliked Luocha for constantly lying and he doesn’t trust Kafka as well.

•Fu Xuan teased him all about his new Child! Form and assert dominance as she and Jing Yuan are the same height now only to be reminded that she is still shorter because she is wearing heels.

•Yanqing fins it odd that the General is so young now but they still spar quite often, he considers calls this Jing Yuan as “Mini General”. Most of their fights often land in a draw

• Sushang and Guinafen tries to acts as the cool aunties to him as they basically drag him all over the luofu. Bailu and him become best friends as Child! Jing Yuan often helps her hide from the Alchemy commission.

•Yukong gifts Trailblazer and Firelfly some parenting tips as she knows how difficult it is to raise on child but she can only imagine how much stressful it is to raise six

•While initially the Xianzhou Luofu was in disarray over their “missing” general, Fu Xuan was able to foresee this and with the a little bit of Forgery managed to keep Jing Yuan child state as secret for now with Fu Xuan acting as the General due to Jing Yuan taking a much needed break.

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Note: I’ll do the other 4 later,

This is my first ever attempt at writing and actually posting it. I wanted to thank @moonsaver for inspiring me to write, their care package series is the phenomenal and Its a recommended read.

This brainrot was also partially inspired by the BNHA ao3 fanfic “I don’t run an orphanage” by Kyodon.

#honkai star rail #hsr #kafka #jing yuan #silver wolf #seele #hsr blade #hsr luocha #found family #headcanon

[kafkabot]

#franz kafka #kafka #kafkaesque #literature #literature quotes #paradise is a kind of library #classic literature #english literature #german literature #dark academia #dark academia aesthetic #light academia #light academia aesthetic #cottage core #succession #book aesthetic #book quotes #existentialism #nihilism #romanticism #oscar wilde #lord byron #emily dickinson #ancient greece #ancient rome #jane austen #art #poetry #henry winter #the secret history

[thelostpretzel]

i just want a beautiful hot evil woman that would care for me even if i was a broke trash racoon am i asking too much

#honkai star rail #stelle #kafka #hsr kafka