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one-time-i-dreamt · 18 hours
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I was in Walmart with my mom when a bunch of giant blue monsters came out and started killing people but my mom refused to leave because she had to pay for groceries first.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 19 hours
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I was in Walmart with my mom when a bunch of giant blue monsters came out and started killing people but my mom refused to leave because she had to pay for groceries first.
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My brother was a bear and my best friends were a bike and a vitamin. We went to the moon and danced.
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My mom got into watching Adventure Time.
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I was reading Tumblr and found a post with a question "How does Jester killed the King and nobody suspected him?" and he got the reply.
"Oh, it's easy. Jester just a local idol."
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I had a coupon for a free Custom Range Blaster.
To be quite frank I wish I was still asleep right now.
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I bought a character item in a game and instead of a pop that said I successfully bought it, it confessed to murder.
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I found Alastor from Hazbin Hotel in the back of a recently abandoned Home Depot. He handed me a comically oversized conch shell and said, ‘Congratu-fucking-lations, my dear!’
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days
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I was being chased by tarantulas but they were blonde, like golden Oreos. The black ones were like regular Oreos, so it made perfect sense.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days
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I was stalking my mother to work (she was late and ended up catching up to me).
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days
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Disney World had a lava log ride.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days
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It was a zombie apocalypse and we were cooking up the zombies Dungeon Meshi-style.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days
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My mother showed me a movie about two lesbians who bond but kill each other in war and are reincarnated and confess at a railway station.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days
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My crush sent me an axolotl meme with the top text saying: "I have a crush on you" and the bottom text saying: "just kidding lol".
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days
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I met my soulmate but because they weren't my current partner I rejected them, even though doing so meant the world could end.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days
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I was trying to hide from the human version of Gill from Finding Nemo along with a guy named Alexei. He turned into a triplane and flew away.
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