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New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

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I'm just saying I don't think trying to bodily wrestle a werewolf is the best plan that's ever been had Conan the Barbarian 158

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Can't even pour a DRINK without getting interrupted by a werewolf! Conan the Barbarian 158

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Man, Conan put all his specs into being a Barbarian and yet keeps ending up with Paladin quests Conan the Barbarian 158

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When Conan makes a barely veiled threat Listen to the threat. He can and will act on it Conan the Barbarian 158

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Call him a sucker for romance and he'd gut you But I mean come on Conan the Barbarian 157

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You two are made for each other, I swear to god

Conan, turn your shapely Barbarian ass around away from the mysterious castle shrouded in a perpetual rainstorm and warned off by a note tied to a dagger! How many omens do you NEED Conan the Barbarian 156

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Sometimes both of those things is one guy! Which makes clean up easier at least

Conan, turn your shapely Barbarian ass around away from the mysterious castle shrouded in a perpetual rainstorm and warned off by a note tied to a dagger! How many omens do you NEED Conan the Barbarian 156

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Nah just a fucked up, evil noble which is like #3 on the list

Conan, turn your shapely Barbarian ass around away from the mysterious castle shrouded in a perpetual rainstorm and warned off by a note tied to a dagger! How many omens do you NEED Conan the Barbarian 156

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I would just like to watch this woman try to prove the existence of a book that hasn't even been written yet to a court of law

Your PROPERTY? It's a library book from the future that was placed in the wrong box by mistake due to time travel shenanigans! Its not even in the catalogue of the actual present day library you got it from! A. legally that book doesn't exist and B. its legally stolen anyway! Action Comics 371

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There were in fact, both of those things!

Conan, turn your shapely Barbarian ass around away from the mysterious castle shrouded in a perpetual rainstorm and warned off by a note tied to a dagger! How many omens do you NEED Conan the Barbarian 156

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As much as it would make sense if he couldn't Conan can 100% speak and read multiple languages at this point

Conan, turn your shapely Barbarian ass around away from the mysterious castle shrouded in a perpetual rainstorm and warned off by a note tied to a dagger! How many omens do you NEED Conan the Barbarian 156

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Also if Kara fried it you could never prove to a court it had ever existed. So.

Your PROPERTY? It's a library book from the future that was placed in the wrong box by mistake due to time travel shenanigans! Its not even in the catalogue of the actual present day library you got it from! A. legally that book doesn't exist and B. its legally stolen anyway! Action Comics 371

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Not that farming or trades are somehow morally superior, I mean this in the broadest possible sense Pa Kent's life was MAKING stuff Lionel Luthor's was just taking shit other people made and slapping his name on it

I just always like clipping this moment when it shows up Just and instantly perfect image of modern mythology. Action Comics 370

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Lucky for us Conan is actually rather talented at those things!

Oh yea no this guy seems on the up and up. Conan the Barbarian 156

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Superman is gonna FIND the president anyway, the only thing asking at the door does is save him what could be a very crucial 15 seconds

Sir, if Superman says he needs to see the president he NEEDS TO SEE THE PRESIDENT. Operational security be damned! Action Comics 371

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I could say that for a lot of married men, really

Guy wants to marry SUPERGIRL and can't even handle a gal stronger than him being affectionate What a little bitch, could not be me Action Comics 370