adriennefrombrooklyn

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

[Tells the story of Pete Shotton 'casually' inviting Paul to be in the band and Paul 'casually' saying yeah okay.] To celebrate, he lost his virginity that evening - and then told his mates. The news flew around, "Hey, guess what? Paul's shagged a girl!"

Tony Bramwell - Magical Mystery Tours

#‘accidentally calls her John when he finishes’ #Paul #John x Paul #if we can’t be lovers we’ll never be friends

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

so many people like "beatles rpf is hysterical so it's okay" but when you get into beatles rpf like 🧍‍♂️this shit isn't funny at all I've stared at my ceiling trying to cope w this fucking. shakespearean level tragedy between. two fucking beatles. like there was this background 3 hour long brokeback mountain level depressing gay love affair happening while they were putting out shit like. "A GUY KILLS PEOPLE WITH HAMMERS :D"

#fucking preschoolers singing Yellow Submarine and I’m just rocking in the corner muttering #‘do you know the shakespearean level of star-crossed universe shattering romantic DRAMA that was behind all of this???’ #John x Paul #if we can’t be lovers we’ll never be friends

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

6/1/2024

The fag of the day is Sir Paul McCartney!!

#casually dyking harder than anyone has ever dyked #Paul

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

imagine being paul and saying why are there gay rumors circulating about me THIS time and you check and it's bc your dead situationship's son posted something mind numbingly stupid on twitter and is now getting everyone telling him you fucked his dad. incredible.

#I’m LIVING #happy pride 🌈 #Paul #John x Paul #if we can’t be lovers we’ll never be friends

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

On the dentist, John Reily, who introduced the Beatles to LSD:

(source: Riding So High: The Beatles and Drugs by Joe Goodden, pg. 80)

I think about this a lot 😐

#but actually this is fucking terrifying and doesn’t get taken seriously enough #like can Beatles historians maybe spend some more time on this creep and the things he was doing??? #John #George

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

I forgot to put knowing both fraternal and identical twins as an option on this poll so I'm remaking it

#it’s me boy the ps5 #identical twern

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

#stuff him full of dicks please #Paul

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

and as I'm ALWAYS saying- sir paul mccartney did not write let me roll it, often called a john pastiche and speculated to be about john, which is already an incredibly romantic/sexual song and then perform it w the changed lyrics "HE gave me loving in the palm of my hand" while doing a jerking off motion

for you guys to say he's straight & it was one-sided

#baby girl is DOING THE WORK #not his fault y’all keep missing it #Paul #John x Paul #if we can’t be lovers we’ll never be friends

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

At least it keeps my mind from wandering

Y’all I drew Paul after a million years! Also, surprise post!👊🏻

#WEIRD GIRL #Paul #bugs art

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

“If I’m in a gym and all the big guys have got big weights and they’re doing all the big stuff, at the end I do a headstand,” he said. “And they come over to me [and say], ‘That’s pretty impressive man.’”

- the most Paul McCartney thing Paul McCartney has ever said   [x]

#when you’re in heat again and surrounded by all the big alphas with the big weights #doing the big stuff #Paul

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

John’s “If I Fell” was a songwriting breakthrough for him: his first forthright expression of the soft core of emotional vulnerability that he otherwise sought to mask with bravado, insouciance and wit…From the moment Paul’s voice joins John’s on the stately, rising melody, the whole tenor of the track changes. Their two parts do not move in simple, parallel motion (like a couple holding hands); instead their voices perform an intricate courtship dance, ranging from a sixth to a third apart, alternately closing and widening the distance between them. “If I Fell” is a love song that seeks to move beyond the shaky ground of infactuation - beyond the very idea of falling (like the chords in the introdution) in love. By the last verse, the music sounds like a hymn, the singing an exchange of vows.  (Source:Jonathan Gould, Can’t Buy Me Love: The Beatles, Britain and America, 2008)

#fellas is it gay for you and your bro to perform an intricate courtship dance #John #Paul #John x Paul #if we can’t be lovers we’ll never be friends

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

do you think if enough of us promised to become vegetarians we could get paul to admit to something

#no but really #how important is this to you Paul? #how much do you want to save the cows Paul? #Paul #John x Paul #if we can’t be lovers we’ll never be friends

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

Paul and Heather, on holiday in Portugal, 1969.

#I can’t with her #Paul #Heather

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

i made a stupid quiz bc i couldn't sleep <3

#I also got ‘Harry dies dream sequence in Broad Street’ #which is accurate #if we can’t be lovers we’ll never be friends

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

The Beatles and Brian Epstein at Chiswick House during the making of promotional films for Rain and Paperback Writer, May 20, 1966. © Robert Whitaker/Apple Corps Ltd

#aaaargh I have feelings about Brian and Paul both looking at John that way #John #Paul #George #Ringo #Brian

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

When trying to determine the veracity of a piece of Beatles lore make sure to always ask yourself these three important questions:

1. Is it funny?

2. Is it cunty?

3. Is it insane?

If the answer to any of these is yes then it definitely happened. Don’t worry about the source, that’s not relevant.

#this is foolproof in all cases

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

PAUL MCCARTNEY. 1974. Photo taken by DAVID LITCHFIELD.

#SHE IS SO #Paul