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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

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the best Gorillaz song is still that unreleased ad-libbed one they did in one take for Converse where André 3000 has an unscripted breakdown and freestyles for 9 minutes straight while physically sprinting around the studio and James Murphy enters a fugue state and keeps up a backbeat the entire time

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we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

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(Walking out of the Chernobyl reactor core) "whew! Do NOT go in there!"

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#persona 5

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if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

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jerking something. not sure what

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can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

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if i woke up in taylor swift's body id tweet out "watching hetalia! it's SOOO funny" and turn my phone off

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reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

#superposition #young the giant

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very late to the meme, it's been done before but. here. turn on the sound pls

#disco elysium