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interviewer: so, jack, what was your first big purchase after you joined the falconers? a car? vacation? 

jack, thinking about how the day after his contract was finalized he accepted a $700 venmo request from shitty with the comment “fee for making me watch a documentary on the franco-prussian war”: i got a new watch

#this might as well be canon #jack #shitty #jack zimmermann #omgcheckplease

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Happy Black History Month!

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I made a quiz for my friends so I can make them gifts through out the year but now that theyve taken it might be fun for yall to take it too lol. Find out which Greek goddess you are

#have fun lol #put your results in the tags i’m curious #just a lil quiz #note it’s not all of them just 6 so don’t get your hopes up too high

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Wicky didn't know why he was so bored. He absolutely knew he could be doing homework but he couldn't concentrate on it and he was just so. Bored.

There was also the fact he got distracted on the ice and missed getting that pass.

Jack had chewed him out majorly for that.

He also forgot to do his laundry like. Four days in a row.

Oops.

It was Ransom who asked if he had ADHD.

"uh. What's that?"

Ransom had him talk to the coaches.

Coach Murray was laughing as Coach Hall sighed, but suggested he talk to a doctor or therapist or something.

Well, one of them got him tested and apparently he has ADHD.

And then he was prescribed Adderall.

He finished his homework the same day, did his laundry, and he actually was focused on the game that night.

Holy shit.

Didn't explain Coach Hall hitting his head on the desk that night after the game, though.

(Coach Hall was exactly like Wicky as a teenager and he's crying over having to go through what his own coach did/said he hoped he went through as a coach.)

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15 👀

Bite Me - ENHYPEN

Its you and me in this world

내게로 다시 와 (Again, come to me) tie me

날 구원할 거라면 (If you’re going to save me)

Just come kiss me and bite me

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Now this is just fun, I have exquisite taste I promise!

It’s giving delicious delicious silent yearning, Lardo not knowing how to express her needs and feelings. He knows there’s something there, but the details are unclear to both of them. There’s is something so frustrating about not really understanding yourself and she wants so so much but can’t really put it to words.

Give me a number 1-100 and I’ll assign the song to a character

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17 for ur spotify asks

This was not well thought out of me, the list is almost entirely kpop

ILLELLA - MAMAMOO

단둘이 밤이 길어져

열두시가 뭐가 문제야

(The night is long, just the two of us

It’s midnight, what’s the problem)

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That’s Holster politely asking him to just stop thinking for a few hours and succumb to whatever this tHIS that they’ve been tiptoeing around for years is jfc I love pining

Send me a 1-100 and I’ll pick a silly little song from my silly little list and attach it to my self indulgence some characters

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I feel in my heart of hearts that jack and parse did each other dirty back in the day. both of then were stupid emotionally immature teenagers. and parse already got his ass whooped by the narrative. so maybe jack can be slow basal-level tortured by his worstie ex hooking up with his bestie teammate

#damn lmao #the thought of my ex sitting next to me making out with my best friend makes me want to set my hair on fire actually #Georgia walks in and has to physically remove parse from the premises because Jack looks seconds away from a brawl #patater #jack zimmermann #tater mashkov

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Ollie and Wicky eloped.

Everyone feels offended and they think maybe the others got invited but the truth was nobody did.

They eloped winter break junior year, but everyone thinks they got married after graduating.

Until Bitty is stressing out planning his and Jack's wedding and Ollie is like "this is why we eloped junior year" and Bitty freezes and stares at him.

"Junior year?"

"yeah. My student visa was expiring for the year and we had plans to get married anyways, so Pace' suggested eloping earlier than planned so I could get a green card. Fuck, Tango was literally the only one there as our witness and to tell immigration "yeah they genuinely love each other, it's kinda gross how in love they are with the PDAs" so. We never had a real ceremony, just did paperwork for it. It helped that we were broke college students who had been dating since our freshman year."

Bitty is floored.

He texts the others asking if they knew.

They are all HORRIFIED to know they've been thinking the worst of Ollie and Wicky when the only person who went was the freshman that was the honest and genuine tadpole that Wicky pretty much adopted, and probably because there was no way immigration would not believe the kid.

Bitty hesitantly asks if they'd want a ceremony, and Ollie shrugs.

"it's not a big deal to me overall. I think it'd be nice, but I don't need one. I think Pacer would like it though, but his family is also kinda fucked up so I don't know for sure how he'd feel about it. I've offered though. He said no."

Bitty asks Tango.

"He and his cousin planned their weddings when they were eight, Bitty. He wants a ceremony. He doesn't need one, he knows that, but he wants one, he just doesn't want Ollie to think it's something he needs to do to like, prove they love each other or something. It's from the fucked up childhood. His mom was kinda stupid. Said weddings were proof that they love each other. So Wicky says no when Ollie offers 'cause he remembers that and doesn't want Ollie to feel like he has to do it as proof, because he already knows Ollie loves him. It's stupid. People are stupid. Why are people so stupid?"

"Good Lord, that's the million dollar question, Tango."

And so he talks things out with Tango.

Tango gets in touch with Wicky's cousin.

She gives him the old baby wedding planner they did as kids, and the one Wicky had started when he and Ollie first made plans to get married after graduation (the baby one was for cute little laughs at what 8 year old Wicky wanted, it wasn't actually what Tango asked her for. Nobody is complaining).

She sits Ollie down. Tells him what their moms told them as kids, and that Wicky will never tell him he wants a ceremony because of it, and especially since they're already married.

So Ollie has to finish planning things. They can have the ceremony on the day they actually got married ("Make it romantic! He'll love it!") And it can be in their backyard, even ("where doesn't matter, so long as the people you both care about are there!").

SMH is invited, that much is clear.

Bitty is Ollie's best man, Tango is Wicky's, because Ollie knows Wicky wouldn't want anyone else there unless it's Johnson (which is true).

But Johnson is allowed to wed people legally, they have no idea why, but he can, and Ollie knows Wicky would LOVE that.

The ceremony really is in the backyard, and it's covered in snow, and Wicky comes home from work to their friends and families over and holy shit Ollie did all of this?!

And his dad just grins, gives him the suit he got married in, and his own father got married in, and his father had married in, and Wicky is crying by the time he's standing with Ollie at the end of the aisle, with Tango as his best man, and Johnson is the one marrying them.

He whispers thank you before Johnson starts talking.

It's absolutely everything he could have wanted for their wedding.

#hello??? #HELLO?!?!?!!!????!! #TEAAARSSS?!?!?! #bitty being Ollie’s best man is so personal to me actuallly #wow just wow #ollie and wicks #ollie omeara #pacer wicks #olliewicks #bitty #tango

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#i requeued this a year ago on my birthday #but now I’m 25!!! a full quarter century how wild

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they’re lounging together at their place when bitty, from the couch, gasps and realizes that he hasn’t put his spotify on private since samwell and all of his ~sexy~ playlists are creatively labelled

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Inspired by this post

#i read that post and then my brain said here do this #i’m passionate about two things #zimbits and james buchanan

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at the wedding something goes wrong and someone who was helping to organize comes up to jack all frantic like "have you seen eric?? we need him-"

and jack is like "oh? who the fuck is eric no I haven't I'll ask around for him"

and jack just doesn't think about it until he comes across bitty like fifteen minutes later and looks the man he just married using his full name in the eyes and says "hey by the way have you seen-"

and then it's just buffering

"oh I think I messed up"

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a couple of years ago, maybe

at what point do we start calling nursey and dex canonically queer

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK LAURENT ZIMMERMANN 🎉🎂🎊🎈🎁💖

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"The incredibly annoying guy in front of me with the staring problem".

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Happy Birthday, Jack!

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does this member of the smh have tiktok?

bitty: yes. makes them as an extension of his youtube channel. consumes tiktok as a way to avoid studying

holster: canonically chronically online so yes obviously! uses tiktok sounds in his regular vocabulary

ransom: yes but doesn’t use it regularly and has a screen time limit on the app. picks up the lingo from holster. proposes hockey shit as a series

shitty: has a moral opposition to tiktok but watches reels, does not know why this is funny

lardo: yes, but doesn’t get any of the popular stuff. literally like she’s on a different tiktok to everybody else

nursey: yes are you kidding me? makes the occasional aesthetic video to 30k followers. always knows which tiktoks holster is referencing. on booktok but like the good part

chowder: yes. makes sharks fan cams and is surprisingly good at tiktok dances

dex: no, but nursey and chowder send links on their group chat and he will watch them on his web browser

jack: absolutely not. he does watch youtube shorts though but 99% of the time it’s by accident