Loaf mode engaged. Commence flattening.
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waiter there was a bug in my salad
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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
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This used to have a little seagrass platform attachment that she would sleep on but she completely chewed it off so now she sleeps like this.
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This is the baby Boppy of job opportunities
May all who see it get the job you wanted or a money windfall 🙏🏼🧧❤️🐦⬛
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My toxic trait is sometimes when I trim Ziggy's nails I take advantage of already holding him to give him some kissies on his little head while he sputters at me angrily.
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i love birds but they need to shit less
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why is ziggy the funniest little critter i've ever laid my eyes on
He is just a silly little guy
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As a starling owner I can commiserate. Starlings are basically 24/7 poop factories.
Having a mousebird as a pet is just like having a toddler but his grippers are super sharp, he can fly and he squeaks.
But I can legally put him in a cage
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Adorable Artemis doodle by @irunaki
🥹🐦⬛✨️
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Étourneau (1880) | Léo-Paul Robert (1851-1923)
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Bowie is already yellow beaking! Not even Ziggy is this yellow right now.
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