do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything
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Midway through reading the second crescent city book (I do not like this book) and I remembered that I'm only reading it for the hind
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I'm going to BC tomorrow and I still haven't packed but I'm currently getting up to maybe start and I one thing I knew I wanted to bring (though it's kind of a waste of space) is my smallest stuffed orca, Mike. Like all of my orcas he's named after a real orca, specifically he's named after a member of the J-pod, and he's always attached to the tail of my stuffed bottlenose dolphin, Fungie (Named after Fungie the Dingle Dolphin). So I see Fungie, I grab him to get Mike, and Mike is GONE?
Why does this matter? Please imagine walking by your adult daughter's bedroom and just hearing "Fungie what did you do with Mike? Where's Mike?" Over and over again.
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I don't live my life I live the life of several smaller people that don't exist
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Hey besties sorry I didn't post about the new birds of prey issue when being insufferable about comics has become a hobby of mine. I forgot <3
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I think other people should also have a visible Boop counter but it just says how many times *you* booped them. I want to see the proof of menace.
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Sorry it's the "I love lesbians" in me
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Yesterday I was thinking about gay pediatric surgeons and I was like "hey I have a gay pediatric surgeon I forgot about that" and then I thought about the rest of my peds department and I was like "what they're ALL gay pediatric surgeons" and then I got hit with the "everyone's gay"
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Curse my grandparent for being born in Canada 💔
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I feel like I've changed a lot lmao.
As always I have no one to tag- so anyone who wants to besties ✨
New picrew chain idea: yourself vs what you looked like as a kid
Free for anyone to join in
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Look I KNOW I queued up this playlist but I need you to understand the shock of hearing just "SHARK" being screamed when you weren't paying attention AT ALL directly into your ears at 4:51 AM
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