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i'll cross that bridge when i cum on it or whatever

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I love showers I love baths I love washing my hair i love soap and bubbles and steam and sweet smelling lotions and soft skin and water droplets and

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like. I get being upset about watcher pivoting to streaming but acting like these three men power walked into ur actual house shot ur real life pet dog execution style right in front of ur eyes and then demanded u pay them exorbitant amounts of money for it while bathing in ur tears feels a little dramatic lmao

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animal farm (1945) - george orwell

"womp womp"

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CHAPPELL ROAN Coachella — April 12, 2024

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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It’s really lovely how laughter just loosens the mind, opens the curtains

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unemployment is the top worst thing to happen to a girl right next to having a job

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in the russian sleep experiment the guys only went crazy because the researchers told them they weren't allowed to have sex with each other in there

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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

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cigarettes are so important to gay sex i wish they weren’t evil

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sorry I can’t be in a situationship. I want to eat each others souls

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I love taking walks in nature, zoning out. It’s nice to take a break from being a person. It’s good to let your soul get some fresh air.

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too