zephyryyyyyyy

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clutch the titty

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cheese makes things look so good but it tastes so bad and idk how to cope with that betrayal

#cheese #i hate it so much #chmeese #cheese man #with oregano

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my mother is tired of me asking her questions i’ve already asked because i keep forgetting the answers to them

[zephyryyyyyyy]

why does my shrimp taste like chicken

#cts #chicken to shrimp #transanimal #it actually tastes like chicken like what am i sposed ta do with this info

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i got scared because i’m in a pitch black room and my fuckin blanket moved at my feet so apparently the only appropriate response my celery stick of a body could muster was to scream at the air…..

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not me finding out that a licensed pediatrician recommended i get tested fer adhd but mother dearest was like “no they’re doing good in school it’s fine” ma’am was that fer you ta decide???🦟✨

please mother i crave the knowing

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wet vagina? set it on fire

#not an arsonist #just in need of therapy

[zephyryyyyyyy]

nothing personal but i despise the people who voice spotify ads

#fuck spotify #i hate ads #and myself #but that’s for another time

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my brain is currently in a state of ping pong ball on a treadmill covered in hot sauce

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yes hello i’d like to go back to when i had a love interest with mutual feelings that i would call with for days on end, sleep on call with, watch movies with, and just be stupid with. 🪰✨

#unfortunately i can’t #that’s on toxicity! #had a taste of something amazing #and then everything went to shit #lol! #human emotions are for the weak i wanna be a hermit crab #commit herm and collect pussy

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shit if i knew this was what life had in store for me i would’ve strangled myself with my unbiblical cord

#i would kill myself but i have a cat and a best friend #honestly if either of them dies before i’m dead then i’ll do it #betting money on when i do #i hope they use my body as a piñata at my funeral #i’ll swallow coins before so they have something to find #i’m full of surprises #and coins #soon

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gambled all my spare gender away, sorry dude

[zephyryyyyyyy]

i’m not responsible for your feelings but i’ll gladly be responsible for your death

[zephyryyyyyyy]

any dark haired hot person: h-

me:

#i used a random photo #it was a one thought thing #zeke yeager is a bitch and i’d fist fight him to death #mommy’s bitch!

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just like i’m waiting for my dad to come back from the milk store

waiting for the day i’m funny enough on here to be screen shot and posted on instagram

#ha ha get it #because #he’s gone #he’s not dead (unfortunately) #he’s just a crackhead

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just pissed after drinking a monster, my pee was neon yellow

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little bastard

#cats of tumblr #this is baby #cats #little bitch #cat whore #face reveal ig