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YouTube's Words of Wisdom
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Lola: *wandering around with a blow-up doll*
Pud Pud: Hey. . . Hey!
Lola: *ignores her and keeps walking*
Pud Pud: That's mine!
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"I'm gonna white-knuckle grip my penis."
Blarg, 2024
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"I wanna watch Blue, but my bitch wife wants to watch Purple."
Lythero, 2024
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Biscoff
Die young.
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"How do you do fellow kids?"
Schaffrillas said calmly
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"McDonald's actually DOES serve breakfast after 10:30 if you have a gun."
Michael Stevens, 2013
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"My defense mechanism against cockroaches is to eat them."
Spazmatic Banana, 2023
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"Why don't you go ahead and consume his soul to make yourself slightly stronger?"
Potato McWhiskey, 2023
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"I'll tell you what's also coming: the end of this episode and your mom when I'm with her."
Potato McWhiskey, 2023
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"There's a horse-generating crater down here."
Potato McWhiskey, 2023
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"I will teleport Horatio Nelson to the city of Scone."
Potato McWhiskey, 2023
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"There's far worse things I'd suck for $100 million."
Se谩n William McLoughlin, 2024
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"'Man fall down' funny in every language."
Se谩n William McLoughlin, 2024
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"Sorry, I'm a hotdog."
Arin Hanson, 2024
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Nuclear explosion: *blows an entire city away*
Tom: It's pretty windy.
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"To be fancy, people wanted to stink good."
Internet Historian, 2024
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"This bag is made from the leather of real Italians."
Internet Historian, 2024
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