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Hello, do you have a personal relationship with our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ? The Son of The One and Only Living God. Do you ask the Lord Jesus to bless you with wisdom, knowledge, understanding, and discernment? Do you ask the Lord Jesus to help you overcome all of your trials and tribulations? And do you ask the Lord Jesus to forgive you for all of your sins and transgressions?
Hello, do you have a personal relationship with the Aesir and Vanir, gods of the 9 realms? The children of those born from the body of Ymir, Aurgelmir the Screamer, from whose corpse all of reality is fashioned? Do you ask the gods to bless you with Odinā€™s wisdom, Freyjaā€™s knowledge, understanding, and discernment, Lokiā€™s cunning, and Thorā€™s strength? Do you ask the Lady Skathi to guide your feet on mountain paths and your arrows to strike true? And do you ask the Lady Hel to forgive you for all of your cowardice and weakness that you might ascend to the Halls of the Gods rather than rotting in Helheim, listless and disgraced in eternal mediocrity?
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Tarot Tips
šŸƒ Find The Empress in your deck. The card behind her will reveal what you need to do to nurture and care for yourself.Ā 
šŸƒ When in conflict or competition with someone, look for 5 of Wands. The card behind it will reveal the solution to the problem.
šŸƒ If you see the same card over and over again in readings, it is a sign and you must pay attention to its message for you.
šŸƒ For a better understanding of each card, observe it closely and form your own interpretation that follows its themes. It will help you interpret readings better.
šŸƒ To find out what is making you feel stuck or delayed, look to The Hanged Man. The card underneath him will show what is holding you back. The card in front of him will show you how to overcome it.
šŸƒ When shuffling your cards, if any card drops out of your grasp, take it as a sign and read the card.Ā 
šŸƒ You do not need crystals with you to do proper readings, but a good way to cleanse your deck is to place a clear quartz on the top of your deck before each reading. Keep in mind; thereā€™s a variety of ways you can cleanse your deck.
šŸƒ Often when The High Priestess appears in a reading, she is trying to tell you that you know the answers and that you should listen to your inner voice.
šŸƒ There is no wrong way to shuffle or cleanse your deck. Do what feels right for you!
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Small devotional acts.
Learn more about the history of witchcraft
Practice divination
Light a torch, lantern, or even a match
Thank her when you go through crossroads or intersections
Listen to music that makes you feel witchy or powerful
Do small, simple spells
Wear jewelry that reminds you of her
Burn candles; blue, black or white.
Think of her when you pass graveyards
Stand outside at night and listen to all the sounds
Dedicate a small part of the night to her
Read stories about ghosts or spirits
Burn incense blends that make you feel magical and in control
Greet animals, especially ones with black fur
Go on nighttime adventures
Wear makeup or clothes that make you feel powerful and confident
Get some plants that bloom/thrive at night
Be the ā€˜guiding lightā€™ for others, however that looks for you
Sit in a room with all the lights off, burn a candle if you need to
Keep track of the moon phases, do things associated with each one
Incoporate darker colors into you home or outfitsĀ 
PRACTICE LOVING YOURSELF
Many, many, many other things not said here
With contributions from: @divinecrossroads and @lynx-tiger-arjei
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Witches & Words: Deities
Language is more than a powerful tool; it is power itself. Every word has meaning and intent, and is spoken by willpower and action. Witches understand the power involved in communicating. This is a series about how to properly communicate with different entities.
Introductions:
Stay calm. Deities do not want to work with people who are not respectful of their Divity and power.
Be truthful and stick to your values. Do not lie about your name, experience, or values to a Deity. Unlike some entities where it is useful to never offer your true name, Deities demand a certain level of respect and honesty. You donā€™t want to anger Them.
Donā€™t make promises upon meeting. You can invoke, make offerings to, pray to, worship, and/or involve in a ritual a Deity without being devoted to that Deity. Devoting yourself to a Deity is a big decision that has a serious level of commitment, and you should never make a promise to a Deity that you canā€™t keep.
Ask what name you may call Them by! This is key because They may offer you a symbol or name to call Them by and invoke Them with.
Conversation:
Ask questions! Prepare a list of questions to ask. Nothing life-altering at first, just simple things. Ask Them how long they have been in your life, if They would appreciate an offering (and if so, what), or even if They could tell you a story.
Be respectful and receptive of answers. If a Deity doesnā€™t give you the answer you wanted, or even refuses to answer, respect that. Donā€™t try to push them to give you a different answer.
Be clear about your expectations. Be sure to clearly communicate what you need and want out of a possible relationship with the Deity.
Be respectful of the Deityā€™s time. If the Deity needs or wants to leave, let them.
Goodbye:
Thank the Deity for their time, knowledge, answers, etc.. Deities thrive with praise!
Say a clear goodbye! This is very important! Communicate that you are ending the conversation, and suggest a time or way that you may contact each other again.
After:
Make a small offering to the Deity. Donā€™t offer anything big; burning a few herbs or even the light of a candle would work fine. Just offer something to show your appreciation for the Deity.
Cleanse! Cleanse your altar, tarot, crystals, or whatever you used to contact the Deity. You donā€™t want the energy of that visit to interfere with future rituals or spells.
Watch for signs. A Deity may send signs after communication that they are there, so be alert!
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Hecate was the goddess of magic, witchcraft, the night, moon, ghosts and necromancy. She was the only child of the Titanes Perses and Asteria from whom she received her power over heaven, earth, and sea.
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Honoring Hel
Want to honor Hel? These are ways I personally honor Hel. Please add to the list if you have other ideas on how to honor Hel.
šŸ–¤Visit a graveyard or cemetery.
šŸ–¤Veil your hair for her.
šŸ–¤Decorate your altar with animal fur, animal bones, skulls, horns, grave rubbings, skeletons, skeletal hands, dried roses, black shrouds, black mirror, black and white candles, plantain leaves, rue, wormwood, yarrow, yew, black roses, the runes Ehwaz, Isa, or Hagalaz. It is not uncommon for a Hel altar to be an ancestor harrow as well, with pictures of, and offerings to oneā€™s own beloved dead.
šŸ–¤Make a cup of black tea.
šŸ–¤Learn about burial types, tombstone symbols, graveyard tendings, and assorted death related topics. Dedicate this to her.
šŸ–¤Make a ā€œbring love, peace, and protection to the deadā€ sigil for Hel.
šŸ–¤Make a moodboard in honor of Hel.
šŸ–¤Sing a song dedicated to Hel.
šŸ–¤Dedicate your outfit to her, dress in black and white.
šŸ–¤Living life to itā€™s fullest is important to Hel. She doesnā€™t like you to live a half-life dreading death, so taking care of yourself mentally and physically are devotion acts.
šŸ–¤Place black roses on your altar as an offering.
šŸ–¤Go apple picking.
šŸ–¤Walk through an apple orchard in honor of Helā€™s apple orchard.
šŸ–¤Pour her a glass of wine and tell her this represents the blood of our ancestral dead.
šŸ–¤Thank her for keeping your ancestors for you.Ā Ā 
šŸ–¤Never miss a funeral, always pay your respects to the dead.
šŸ–¤Bless Hellheim.
šŸ–¤Use the runes Ehwaz, Hagalaz, and Isa in your craft or altar.
šŸ–¤Dedicate your time walking through snow covered forests.
šŸ–¤Honor Hel on Saturday, Saturday is Helā€™s day.
šŸ–¤Pray to her.
šŸ–¤Offer her your own blood, Hel will also accept your pain and sorrow.
šŸ–¤Plant beech, elder, elm, ivy, juniper, mullein, willow, yew, blackthorn, jasmine, evergreens, any white flower, or an apple tree in honor of her.
šŸ–¤Create artwork for her.
šŸ–¤Light incense or candles like myrrh, storax, appleblossom, or rose.
šŸ–¤Write a poem about her.
šŸ–¤Create an online shrine of her.
šŸ–¤Set up an altar dedicated to her.
šŸ–¤Practice silence and solitude.
šŸ–¤Dedicate a piece ofĀ black agate, jet, lead, obsidian, cook agate, moonstone, quartz crystal, hematite, or onyx to her.
šŸ–¤Leave offerings to her of an apple, anything with apples, tea, good wine, meat, bread, soup, meals that your ancestors would have liked, chocolate, or coffee beans. Any food offering left on her altar must be left until it is rotted and/or desiccated.
šŸ–¤Use divination to talk to the dead.
šŸ–¤Place black rose petals in your bath, light some black candles, and soak in your warm bath.
šŸ–¤Bring patience and understanding into all areas of your life.
šŸ–¤Offer sincere aid to the dying, the recently bereaved, the mentally ill, the chronically ill, and the socially outcast.
šŸ–¤Work in a soup kitchen (Hel feeds the vast underclass who would die a ā€œstraw deathā€).
šŸ–¤Work to alleviate proverty, work on, and expunge your own delusions.
šŸ–¤Leave anything that represents an owl, raven, dog, or wolf.
šŸ–¤Take a look at your life and figure out any changes you need to make.
šŸ–¤Dedicate dark magick to her.
šŸ–¤Dedicate revenge magick to her.
šŸ–¤Call upon Hel for spirit communication.
šŸ–¤Call upon her for ancestor worship.
šŸ–¤Call upon her when working with astral travel.
šŸ–¤Dedicate your protection spells to her.
šŸ–¤Ask for her guidance when in need.
šŸ–¤If your in need of seeking answers ask for her help.
šŸ–¤Leave a drop of your blood in freshly fallen snow as an offering (this also works for Skadi).
šŸ–¤Use snow water and graveyard dirt in your practice or altar.
šŸ–¤Practice crystal ball scrying.
šŸ–¤Leave offerings or say devotional prayers under the new/dark moon.
šŸ–¤Have a glass of apple cider, apple tea, or spiced teas like chai in honor of her.
šŸ–¤If you feel anxious, depressed, or insecure give those feelings to her as an offering. Focus on healing after.
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"Far to the north
Through the ice and snow
There's a realm in the dark of the underground
Hidden deep below
Where we all must go
Is the land of the dead and the frozen
Master of the underworld, the queen of twilight
Sovereign of the mortals, she will claim your soul
The mistress of the void
With your death in her mighty grasp
When your path is at its' end
Goddess of the underground
Who's to blame
For the pain of the wicked
Helbound in her lonely crown
And only the one eyed knows why"
("Hel" - Brothers of Metal)
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Devotions to Hel
These are ways that I personally devote my energy, thoughts and actions to the goddess Hel. I am sure there are hundreds of other ways to honor her, but these are just what works the best for me and my craft.Ā 
āœ§ Leave offerings of fruit, dried flowers, small bones and darker crystals like oynx and black spinel.
āœ§ Visit local cemeteries, paying respect to those that have past and experiencing the peace and beauty of life becoming full circle.
āœ§ Decorate the home with bones, dried roses and wolves. Wear dark jewelry, or jewelry with wolves and skulls.Ā 
āœ§ Spend time confronting the fear of death, and meditate on the idea that death and the concept of dying are not scary, but rather a natural process of life.
āœ§ Dedicate time and effort to helping those who are less fortunate by volunteering at different shelters, soup kitchens or other non-profits.
āœ§ Talk to her! Although she is theĀ ā€œgoddess of deathā€ she is not evil or mean-spirited. She is the protector of the dead, and a very empathetic deity.Ā 
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