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yourfaveanon · 5 months
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WHY ISN'T ANYBODY MENTIONING THAT BEFORE ANY FUCKING ONE ELSE, IT WAS GÓMEZ WHO SAID TALKED ABOUT GAY RIGHTS IN FOOTBALL? WHEN LAHM AND EVERYONE ELSE REFUSED TO TALK ABOUT IT? WHY DON'T I SWE ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THAT?
REALLY TELL ME MORE
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yourfaveanon · 5 months
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Also ps, our elusive Goretzka who is the poster boy of human and gay rights, has given a comment, supporting Boateng, after Bayern decided not to sign him. Amazing players we have in the team. I find it funny how Kimmich and Goretzka made this foundation called “we kick corona” during COVID times and later on, it turned out that Kimmich himself said that he didn't trust the vaccine. Amen. Footballers.
listen it is so funny when they do this to themselves but u know it's also big big sad because they can do shit like this and NOBODY CARES like everyone should be COMING FOR HIS LIFE but ???
maybe they are I actually don't really know but people have such goldfish memories. kimmich? starts a foundation? yay! he's baby! angel! does the foundation actually do anything? is it just a tax shelter? is it money laundering? who cares!
kimmich? anti-vaxxer?? idk I'm just here to watch sports thanks bye
isn't it so great when these fucks take a stand when it's literally too late and doesn't matter and doesn't cost them a single cent?
every player who kneeled owes Colin kapernick 100000 dollars like where tf where you when he was kneeling and risking everything he worked for and had?? suddenly ur kneeling when it's about 0 percent likely that u will face a consequence? oh cool
if ur kneeling next to the white dudes who sign ur paychecks GUESS WHAT
what is even the point. I am so tired.
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yourfaveanon · 5 months
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What I also find totally crazy is the fans labelling him as a ‘pure soul’ just because he had a foundation for kids, like come on now, okay? I'm not saying that's not a good thing to do. I'm saying that is, but it's not like he cares about it, really. How often do you see him visiting that foundation anyway? I'm glad the kids are getting some support but it's not like he feels for them or whatever. People would even call Ballack a pure soul if he had one such foundation. I hope you know that Ballack has done LMAO I guess he's the worst of the bunch. I don't think Manuel Neuer has any time. He just goes for whatever is human, has two legs and can walk. He also dated brunettes in the past, like his ex gf Kathrin Gilch. Man only has one type, that is younger.
it is truly big depress this is exactly what people are like and exactly why we live in hell
literally no standards and they will bend over AROUND tHE WOLRD and kick themselves iN THE ASS to project the arbitrary opinions that hold up their tiny tiny world
he has a CHARITY it's right in the definition of the WORD WYM he's not an angel?? WYM I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT MYSELF AND ANALYZE WHAT THIS COULD MEAN?? OF COURSE IT'S NOT A TAX SHELTER?? HE WOULD NEVER??? I SAY THIS WITH AUTHORITY BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN 150342938 PHOTOS OF THE MAN FROM THE COMFORT OF MY COMPUTER???
like Shakira??? is a felon AGAIN?? omg HOW she's such an angel?? she TALKS about helping little children?? and she SAYS she's lucky and humble of course that's the truth right?? because no one I love would ever lie. otherwise my world would fall apart. Of course I don't know where the money form her "charities" actually goes!! it's labeled charity!! I don't need to think about !!
people will do THE MOST not to have to DO A SINGLE OUNCE OF THINKING
these people pay more to their accountants to avoid taxes than they would EVER "donate" to a "CAUSE" lol
or that thing where these rich assholes donate like 1% of their "salary" when they make gajillions of dollars. how much of that money even actually goes to some cause? they spend more on publicity to make themselves look good. lets' not even talk about what "salary" means when these fucks earn most of their money in "bonuses" and "contingencies" the "salary" is really like a weekly wage and that's not even half of what they make annually
I really cannot even
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yourfaveanon · 5 months
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come on HES goergous and who hurt you sweetie get a life
honestly this is so funny
you: bland potato butternut squash taste in men
you: going out of your way to insert your opinions into other people's conversations anonymously so you don't face one (1) single consequence for your opinion
you: WhO hUrT yOu SwEeTiE gEt A lIfE
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do people still say who hurt you? it's like a big ol' sign that says personality deficiencies IN STOCK
so do u want to send me your catalogue or just show me your highlights?
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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I just also love how he goes for someone younger every time, and my brain kinda just laughs...like they're taking advantage of him as much as he is, of them. Like none of these people would look at him twice if he wasn't a walking human wallet for them. If there are no money and clout surrounding him. It's just that pathetic.
I mean ?? they're all pathetic?? he recognizes one brain cell and says yes that's it
I don't think any one is taking advantage of anyone else?? they know exactly what they want and exactly what they're getting???
I think people WOULD look at him because he's a tall blonde white dude in a place and time where conventional white dude aesthetics are highly valued that IS its own kind of clout. look how many people are famous just because they're tall/blond
there's definitely a personality type that is attracted to people who could be their siblings I mean look at his record they all look like they could be his sister/cousin. this happens SO MUCH
anyway
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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Was my monologue fueled with hatred? 100% I will hate this man until the day I die.
listen I'm telling u
my blood pressure
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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LOL AKAKAKKA ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! MANUEL NEUER HOLDS POWER LIKE NO OTHER IN THAT WHOLE COUNTRY (I'm obviously not the same anon) I believe he has some extraordinary kind of power in privilege behind him and his sexuality is not my business and it doesn't look like he can please either me or women in bed so ahem. But come on that privilege reflects through everything he does. Like Bayern gave away Nübel on loan, to keep Neuer happy. Bayern didn't sign a good goalkeeper, to keep Neuer happy. Bayern had to calm down when Neuer spit out shit after Bayern fires Tapalovic for being PARTIAL. All to keep Neuer happy. I feel like we do all just to not upset our previous little man. Sarcasm, obviously. One thing that makes me sympathize with him is the way he has to tolerate homophobic slurs in almost every international game. I hate his guts. Anyone who works/worked at Bayern would know why. Remember, when Gómez went through injury, Bayern sold him without second thought and had him on the bench season after season. When Neuer intentionally skiis down the slope during mid-season, Bayern coddles him. No player, I repeat, no player from the DFB/Bayern team ever had so much privilege as Manuel Neuer, and neither will anyone ever. This man very easily forgets why he got to this position that he is at, now. That's because Enke couldn't take it anymore. The defence rests, your honor.
I LOVE when people act like these athletes r just lil babies and when I say love I mean HAVE A STROKE
literally the bar is SO LOW. he waved at a baby?? he posted on social media?? he asked for donations for a cause??? OMG SO SACRIFICE BIG BRAVE
these little princelings who have spent their entire lives thinking about themselves like WOW they r pure ANGLE okay then
it is LESS THAN THE BARE MINIMUM they get SO MUCH at the expense of society and yet somehow omg?? they're not obligated to do a thing??? they can be a piece of shit if they want to??? that's their god given right??
I guess it's also people's god given right to have absolutely no standards or expectations
these r the same people who are like the government doesn't own u anything! politicians don't have to be good people! LIKE OKAY YEAH AND THEY DONT' HAVE TO BE ELECTED EITHER MY GAWD
anyway where was I going oh yeah neuer has been a princeling his entire life he literally has every single aspect of his life taken care of he has unlimited resources and has never had to worry about anything. I truly cannot even. it's the same song and dance every single time. some guy who's got more money than he can spend in 15 lifetimes due to a completely arbitrary societal value that helps absolutely zero people and he donates .01 dollars and is an angle okay
my blood pressure
ANYWAY IT'S SO FUNNY WHEN THEY WEAR THOSE STUPID RAINBOW THIGNS BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY KNOW IN MY SOUL THAT THEY R STILL THROWING SLURS AT EACH OTHER AND THEIR FATHERS AND UNCLES
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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Ahem, so Gómez has a lot of friends. And by that, I mean a lot. Abnormal amount of friends to have as an adult. My friend said that he's in Ibiza for half of the year, partying on cruises and doing coke. And of course, cheating too. My friend knows someone Gómez wanted to sleep with, and approached, but the woman said no and he backed off (thank god phew) and my friend is kinda shady and vague about his own relationship with Gómez tho
called OUT
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SHADY AND VAGUE
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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kiss, marry and kill with explanations required. Neuer, Gómez and Giroud.
this is TOO EASY I mean
u have slimy von bland potato kill, obviously but I don't think that would even be that much fun, the big man baby u tell him his conditioner isn't working and he'd fall over ded
cheater del greasy hair I would absolutely boink I mean he looks he like would be a good time the first few rounds. idk if he would be interesting beyond that. seems p bland too after the initial novelty wears off
and slutty dubaguette face MARRY I don't even CARE that he's a cheater face they're ALL SLUTS but he actually seems like he has a personality even if the personality is just IDIOT 150%. he has no problem being a huge dumbass and I love and support it. the beard's gone and I 100% support the hair. put him back in that arsenal sausage casing and YES CHEF'S KISS I abolsutely think you could talk him into anything he's always up for a good time
entertain me during our couple's waxing sessions by rubbing oil on urself and sliding across the floor?? YES HE WOULD
scrub the kitchen dressed like a giant DUCK? I don't for one minute believe he cleans his own house BUT he would TOTALLY do it for the laffs at least once
GAWD I'm sure he would try WHATEVER u wanted WHENEVER
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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footballers in Germany are not “celebs”. You won't find any other footballer on the tabloids as much as he is. I am sure he plays straight, selling these stories and there are several pictures of him with his ex wife or him with his present gf right now where he looks uncomfortable as fuck and as if someone has a gun pointed to his head. Yes they did actually threaten to kick Germany out. Basically it's more than just FIFA. It's Qatar. They don't even believe in human rights. Gay rights and everything are far far off. You can be killed or jailed just for being gay. I think him and Goretzka both just can't stand the homophobia. Like I believe he doesn't wanna come out but he doesn't feel right just doing nothing for the community. And it's only him and Goretzka who do this every time. Gnabry is gender fluid and he still doesn't get in the mess against authorities and that's saying something.
I don't get your logic but if u wanna idolize him for this then okay?
why would he do the arm band thing so publicly but still sell stories to make him look straight? what is the point of that?
this is not so much me being argumentative but more just flabbergasted
wearing that band and being able to make a fuss is such privilege. idk what you even mean when u say gnarby didn't even do anything so that means neuer, the privileged white man who has probably never known a moment in his life where he feels threatened in his environment simply for being who and what he is, is somehow braver?
gnarby, a black man growing up in Germany? surrounded by racism and physical danger? who knows what it's like and doesn't want to risk himself over an armband that literally has saved zero gay lives? shocking??? the guy who has had to live with discrimination his whole life, on the street, on the field, in the fucking locker room?? is less willing than the guy who has never been demeaned or treated as less than human to show up on an international stage and put on a piece of cloth?
what a plot twist wow
lol Qatar don't even believe in human rights yah u rite but that doesn't mean they're stupid. they're going to spend all this money, use all that slave labor to build a tournament so the world will look at them, do ALL of this over DECADES to build up their image and then go and snatch a Western European white man and JAIL him? or do anything physical to him? from the bottom of my soul are you kidding me? when for a single minute while he was there was he not monitored and surrounded by security? he's not just some schmoe off the street risking his life to speak out. he has privilege and power behind him.
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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the tea is that he used to go bar hopping with random men he picked up at bars and stuff and the FIFA gesture was not just about money because they were gonna kick Germany out of the competition and doing what he did in a place like Qatar...I may hate him but that takes balls. Also the first rumors came from like a decade ago where Lahm and him were rumoured to be gay and Bastian was called bi. Also how he kissed a dude at his bachelorette party before getting married to Nina and was holding some other dude's hand during the wedding...I also have tea that says that he sells all of his stories to BILD (the tabloid in Germany) to get publicity from his relationships...he even sold a picture of the bed he and his ex wife slept on during the wedding night... he's trying too hard. To prove what
so is this just like an open secret? is he bi or gay or what?
he sells his stories? lots of celebs do that. like u mean he's trying to prove that he's straight?
but then why do the whole armband thing? if he's trying to prove he's straight? I'm confused what you mean. what were the stakes for him?
was Qatar really gonna kick them out? can they do that? isn't it only fifa who can do that? seems like a dumbass move, to pay all that money in bribes to get the cup and then to boot out one of the biggest teams?? I don't remember seeing this. I vaguely remember it was an problem but I didn't think they actually threatened anything real
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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really? There are tons of rumors about Neuer being gay. By that I mean tons. Isn't he the guy who had a room for his goalkeeping trainer in his own house where they used to 'play' during COVID? the man was literally willing to be fined by FIFA for not letting him wear a rainbow armband... there's definitely tea, I know a guy who's father was a physiotherapist at DFB team and he had some good tea to spill LMAO and also the way he walks and the types of clothes he wears...well not generalizing but
I thought the armband was just him being a stubborn asshole and saying u can't tell me wat to do I'm big boi
wearing an armband and paying a fine when u have a billion dollars idk doesn't feel like a huge statement to me. not like he really had anything to lose and shockingly I doubt any of this performative shoelace armband say no to bad humans tee shirts r not going to change the culture of the sport
ANYWAY give me the TEA ????
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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anon from the Gomez and neu ew comparison earlier...bold of you to assume he only prefers younger women. What about younger men...💀💀
does he ?? is that a thing now?
honestly I don't see him being anything but straight because being something else would require a level of awareness and insight that he just is not capable of. his 1/2 of a brain cell is doing the bare minimum and he is the most standard boring ass white potato squash man ever I truly don't see him being anything other than very conventional
but also privileged white men r really into women who look like little boys, I mean western media is also really into women who look pre teen or whatever. look at all them no hip models. maybe this is just his natural instincts idk
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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i don't say he's settled for less just because she's physically unattractive, but also because of how bland and boring she is. Not one fun bone in her body and she used to be a ‘model’ or whatever as in like for Nivea or some shit and she left even that after she got with him. And did y'all notice that she was almost never in the stadium when he had games or whatever? Even when he's the technical director now, she's still never there
do u kno her personally? y r u so salty?
honestly NONE of them look like they have a fun bone in their body. some of the women who go to every game? and post on instagram or whatever? yike yike yike absolutely zero personality
he seems boring af too so it makes sense that he gets a boring wife? I mean they're all boring? they have one brain cell and they have only been taught to do one (1) thing their entire lives and have never had to develop a personality?? I can count on one hand the footballers who actually have a personality
maybe she's still not as boring as he is???
lots of wives don't show up at games? I mean can you imajun being obligated to go to work with ur husband?
maybe she's boring but at least she doesn't hoe herself out for protein powder or whatever on the inter web. keep ya boring ass personality to urself thanks
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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my 2 cents in the neuer gomez war
that's interesting. my point would have been
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from this point he could have developed a more chiseled face with better structure and would have been like a carved statue but instead
his face fell and sagged like a butternut squash RIP what could have been
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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Bastian is really happy with his wife now, and I met the both of them at an event and they were *chef's kiss* also yeah, Bastian's wife is so beautiful in person. He really went for someone on his own level, unlike Mario who settled for way way less. His wife literally looks like she's 60 now. And I don't think Bastian is cheating anymore, but Gómez definitely is.
if u want to believe that Mario settled for less because u think his wife is physically unattractive well go off I guess? if u think they're the most beautiful couple on earth...okay? I'm not going to stop you from fangirling. bastian has looked like he's 50 for years
I don't have any feelings about them as a couple or how they look.
are they less problematic? he has one single brain cell and just does things for the money. that casually racist commercial he and poldoski did for chips? yikes yikes yikes. at least he doesn't do that anymore??
I vaguely remember something about her being a Serbian nationalist or whatever but then she quit the national team so?
it's fine now? idk
Gomez is still cheating?? with three babies?? damn he is a big slut face
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yourfaveanon · 6 months
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Oh yeah, he's definitely done something scandalous. One of my friends is in his friend group and well...he knows SOME stuff about him...you know like, *that kind of stuff*
OMFG TELL ME
HIS FRIEND GROUP?? WHAT IS THAT LIKE I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
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