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your-uncle-offical · 1 year
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ITS BACK. WE’RE SAFE.
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your-uncle-offical · 1 year
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AO3 IS DOWN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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your-uncle-offical · 1 year
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your-uncle-offical · 1 year
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So i recently re-watched Goncharov (1973) and continues to be one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces i’ve ever scene, but for one specific character!! no, it’s not Katya (although she will always be my number 2) it’s actually Peter, Katyas brother! now i know what you’re going to say, “hes a minor character” or “he doesn’t do anything important!” 
but, what you all fail to see, is the true meaning behind his character! he’s first shown as an outsider, never knowing what’s really going on. he’s seen as different, or too soft for the mafia world. but he always believes in doing the right thing, he believes in a cause! he believes in his sister! always there to comfort her, gave her the gun she used to stand-off Goncharov, and always by her side. 
he isn’t as quick-witted or strong as the other characters, but he has the vibes of someone you’d be comfortable around, like a calming presence in the storm. his character shows love isn’t just romance, he’s always there for the ones he cares about, even if he doesn’t know exactly what’s going on. he’s given no romantic interest to show the only person he truly loves is his sister, his twin.
i just always want to give him a big hug, knowing full well he’d hug me back. i love these kind of characters and they will never stop being my favorites!!
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your-uncle-offical · 2 years
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i know i dont post like ever but with the recent news of tecnoblades passing i want everyone who knew him either online or irl to know that grief can take people by swing. so please remember that its ok to mourn someone you never knew personally, and that its ok to cry.
i know that hes probably out there somewhere taking down te kingdom of god as promised and we will be cheering him on as he faces his next quest 
<3
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your-uncle-offical · 2 years
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Small reminder!!
if you don’t respect someones basic boundaries and treat them with respect about it you’re a bad person and wtf is wrong with you :))
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your-uncle-offical · 2 years
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Morgan: Garcia and I are the main characters, so that means we’re love interests
The rest of the team: Oh yeah? Then what are we?
Morgan: You boys, are the homosexual supporting cast
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your-uncle-offical · 2 years
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Somebody’s Watching Me and Every Breath You Take can technically be the same story but different POV’s
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your-uncle-offical · 2 years
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tw: pills
Me: *Downs my sleeping medicine with a Monster*
Me: now BATTLE-
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your-uncle-offical · 3 years
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Pink hair
I have this random head canon that Harley Keener dyes his hair pink one day as a dare, but he just kept it?? Like he touches up the roots once a month to keep it pink and Tony,, poor Tony,, is just so confused but he just??? rolls with it
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your-uncle-offical · 3 years
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If you’re a girl and you sang the guy parts in a duet ur gay now
no i don’t take constructive criticism-
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your-uncle-offical · 3 years
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Me: *Looks in the mirror after having a full-fledged mental breakdown*
Me: Damn . . I’m so hot
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your-uncle-offical · 3 years
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OH MY FUCKING GODS I JUST REALIZED WHY NO ONE IN THE ATHENA CABIN LIKES SPIDERS
THE STORY OF ARACHNE Y’ALL-
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your-uncle-offical · 3 years
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OH MY GODS-
GUYS
NICO IS THE GAY COUSIN
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your-uncle-offical · 3 years
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And both Ari and Rufus were hit by cars
does anyone else feel like ari and dante’s relationship (from aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe) and mateo and rufus’s relationship (from they both die at the end) have a similar dynamic?
ari and rufus are more close off people and admire how dante and mateo care about little things ( like the birds) and the way look at life.
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your-uncle-offical · 3 years
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Me: *Watching a show with lesbians in it*
My little sister, who doesn't know what lesbian means but watches The Owl House: :o Are they like Amity and Luz?
Me, a proud gay: ✨ Y E S ✨
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your-uncle-offical · 3 years
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TRANS FEMALE SCORIUS NO SCORBUS HEADCANONS N STUFF
T-It began when she was younger, around 7 she wanted to grow her hair out and "Be more like mommy,"
-Draco and Astoria were a bit confused at first but if it made their only child happy, they would fully support-Draco and Astoria were a bit confused at first but if it made their only child happy, they would fully support
-At 8 she wanted to be called a girl but kept the name Scorpius
-She lived a happy childhood being her true self and then Hogwarts letters arrived
-The name showed on the letter was Cappella Malfoy and she loved the name
-Things went pretty smoothly for the few weeks until school starts minus Draco's panicking and moping about his little girl leaving
-They got to the platform to leave to Hogwarts, where Cappella and Remus Regulus Potter met (THATS ALBUS'S NAME IS IDC WHAT YOU SAY)
-They got along almost immediately, talking about their interests (astrology) with some tension between Harry and Draco but neither let that get in-between the kids friendship
-Remy and Capella board the train talking about anything and everything, then they find Rose and become Jr. Golden trio almost immediately
-When they get to Hogwarts they were all sorted, Remy into Slytherin, Rose into Gryffindor, and Capella into Hufflepuff
-Capella was almost scared the stairs wouldn't let her up, but they did
-After that her first year at Hogwarts was amazing.
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