Bo and Vincent as silly images ~
(Thank u for all the feedback lately, i'm taking notes on how to draw silly serial murders)
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anyway i will always remember my freshman year world history teacher who spent a whole day teaching us about the development of hinduism and its cultural impact and the next day came into class and (basically) said “alright so who guessed that everything i said yesterday was bullshit?”
the thing i took away from this was
when learning about a culture You Are Not A Part Of in a class full of liberals, they will accept everything as fact
if something historical sounds simple and widely agreed upon, especially religion, its probably bullshit
you are not smarter than experts. and experts can fucking lie to you anyway.
american non academics have been and will continue to butcher greek mythology and sell it to you like the bible. please. PLEASE. remember those things can be fun but your bullshit detectors should be on.
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The vegan to ecofascist pipeline
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Drawing PSA
This is for people heavily influenced at a young age by western animated media like Disney.
You do not need to close your lines, you do not need perfect clean lines which define all forms. You will see these things often in professional works like animation because they are designed to make things easier to animate and color.
Unless you are working in that field or directed to by your superiors, your art does not need to be pristine and clean like animation. It can often express more if it's dirty.
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No you'te not "acoustic"
You're not "delulu coded"
You're not "letting the intrusive thoughts win
You are being SILLY ONLINE
KILL THE TIKTOK COMMENT SECTION IN YOUR BRAIN
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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
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this grown man, like someone’s middle aged dad, got super uppity about the price of pasta salad and i was like “yeah haha it’s gone up a lot” and he kept yelling about how it’s ridiculous & whatnot, to the point that another customer went “i mean you can make it” and he went “BUT I ONLY WANT IT ON THE GO” like sorry to say brother but you may need to, as your generation loves to say, “vote with your wallet” on this!
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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer
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fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes
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i honestly forget that autism mums say 'autism won today' to mean like their kid had a meltdown and that they are ableist. like nooo autism win means something like i found something cool out about my special interest or i managed to avoid a meltdown or i got to infodump!!!!! autism win is good!!!!!!
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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quick robin steph redesign
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