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[youngbloodslut]

celebrity crush | 2/??

a/n: the first interview is mostly based off of dove cameron and ava max’s interviews with popbuzz

summary: actress! reader somehow manages to bring up her crush on calum hood in every interview

pairing(s): calum hood x reader, platonic! reader x tom holland

warning(s): swearing? slight mentions of kinks

“She’s at it again mate,” Ashton smirked as he carried his laptop over to Calum who was sat on the sofa. He flipped open the computer and hit play on y/n y/l/n’s newest interview.

“C’mon, I don’t wanna-” Calum rubbed his hand over is face and shook his head.

Ashton ignored him and turned up the volume to drown out his protest. “Shhh.. watch.”

“Hey guys, I’m y/n y/l/n and this is the Pop Buzz Tower of Truth.” You spoke as the title popped up on screen.

“I think I’m gonna end up tipping it before I can even get one block out,” You said as you tried to carefully pull of a wooden block. 

“That will never work,” Calum heard a voice from off camera say and recognized it as Tom Holland. He tried not to frown as you laughed and mocked him.

“Y’know what, we’re leaving that one.” You laughed, leaving the original block alone and easily pulling out another block.

“There we go. Okay, what was the last movie or tv show that make you cry? Dead Poets Society. I love Dead Poets Society so much and Tom had never seen it so we watched it after finishing yesterdays interviews.” You placed the block on top of the tower. “And he cried.”

The camera crew laughed as Tom shouted a, “Hey!”

“Tell us one thing about you that we don’t know. Um, this is hard because I’m always saying stuff that I shouldn’t be. Um, I’m an Oxford comma worshiper.” You said, unsure whether or not that’s interesting enough.

“Oxford comma?” A crew member behind the camera questioned.

“Yeah, y’know, the comma that comes before ‘and’ when making a list. I hate that people don’t use it because then I get all confused. Like if I were to write ‘Lizzie, Tom, and Robert are going to the party’ and I don’t add a comma before ‘and’ then it seems like Tom and Robert would be arriving at the party together. But some people who don’t use the Oxford comma could mean that all three people were showing up separately so I never know. Y’know what I mean?”

The camera crew were all silent after her rant and Calum chuckled a bit to himself. He thought it was cute that you were so passionate about the smallest things. Ashton looked over to him as Calum admired you through the screen. He wasn’t an idiot. He knew Calum secretly liked how much you talked about him.

“No,” Tom responded honestly

“Ugh,” You rolled your eyes dramatically and looked into the camera, “See, these are the type of guys you got to look out for: Un-grammarly men.” You joked.

“Un-grammarly isn’t a thing.” Tom laughed.

“Well if it were a thing, you’d be one.” You fired back at Tom.

“Anyway, who is your favorite artist right now? Um, probably Wallows, I love them and their music.”

“I was really expecting Calum Hood to be honest.” Tom shouted from across the room.

“Oh my god, I can’t believe I just forgot about him like that. I love you Calum Hood. I love 5sos.” You held up your hands into a heart shape and moved your hands from side to side. 

You then dropped them and grabbed another block. “Sorry, I keep forgetting that people are actually going to see these interviews. Like, he could literally see this. Dude, I hope he doesn’t.” You paused, “Oh god, do you think he knows about my crush on him?” You had been mentioning him for years and it had never once occurred to you that he could actually see these. 

Calum laughed at the irony of the situation. Here he was watching a video of you saying you hoped he’d never see said video.

“This is humiliating.” You mumbled though you didn’t seem to actually care, “Who was your first celebrity crush? Oh uh, definitely Andrew Garfield. I remember when I first watched the Social Network and I was like obsessed. My friend and I both watched it over 10 times within like two months. And then would continuously make Mark Zuckerberg jokes. But of course, Calum Hood now owns my heart.” You put the block on top of the tower. “I’m actually doing really good, I thought I’d knock it down by now.”

“Describe in detail the worst date you’ve ever been on. Okay so I was like fifteen right, and, well I’m not even sure if this counts as a date. I think he considered it a date so I guess it was but basically we were in the car, he was sixteen so he could drive. We were in the drive through, we had already ordered, and he started feeling around in is pockets and I was like oh god, cause I knew what was about to happen. He was like, ‘oh no i think i lost my wallet’, and I was like its fine I’ll pay. I really didn’t mind. I ended up paying, we got our drinks and without missing a beat, we hadn’t even pulled out of the drive through, he was like’oh here’s my wallet.’ I really didn’t mind paying for my coffee, I wouldn’t mind paying for both of our coffees. But him going out of his way to lie, and then not even lie well, was so irritating.” She placed the block on the top and picked up a new one.

“What is the most useless idem you’ve ever purchased? Um, I bought a seven foot giraffe while I saw drunk once.” The block was added to the top, the tower now taller than you. “He’s in my living room if you wanted to know.”

You grabbed the next block carelessly, immediately regretting it when the tower fell behind you, “Oh shit, well I guess we’re done then.” You said nonchalantly, looking at the blocks on the floor. “I don’t think I’ll be playing this again anytime soon. Love you guys,” You held up your hands, “Love you Calum Hood.” You winked before the outro began to play.

“She must really love you, Cal.” Ashton poked Calum’s cheek annoyingly, “She’s got no shame.”

Calum wouldn’t admit it, but as soon as he got home he looked you up again. He clicked on the same video Ashton showed him and scrolled through the comments. 

y/nscalumhoodkink: MOMOMOMOMOMOM

datemey/n: Queen of Jenga

ashtonfletchersbitch: Y/N LITERALLY IS ME

5esohes: no because y/n y/l/n and calum hood together is my kink

noemptywalletshere: not only does y/n own this fandom, but my ass too

He couldn’t help but laugh at the comments no matter how interesting they were. But something in the back of his head kept yelling at him. She doesn’t acting like you. Shes just likes your music, nothing more. He sighed and clicked out of the video and was about the close his laptop when his cursor handed on a video. 

Y/n Y/l/n foaming at the mouth while talking about Calum Hood for 5 minutes straight.

He clicked on it a little too quickly and waited for it too load. 

“Calum Hood choke me challenge.” You stuck out your tongue and threw up a peace sign with an innocent look plastered on here face. 

“Bro imagine if Calum Hood saw this?” “Oh he would definitely fall for you after this video”

The third thing to pop up was a tweet from 2015 just saying: #marrymecalumhood

“Calum Hood send me hand pics. This is a demand, not a request.”

Calum continued to watch the entire video. Normally, the thirsty comments would have made him uncomfortable, but them coming from you made his heart race and cheeks flush.

God, what was happening to him?

#calum #calum hood #luke hemmings #ashton irwin #michael clifford #5sos #5sos imagine #calum hood x y/n #calum hood x you #imagines #calum hood x reader #5sos calum #calum hood 5 seconds of summer #marvel cast #marvel #tom holland #interview #luke hemmo #tom holland x reader #cal pal

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celebrity crush | 1/??

a/n: multiple parts in the works as this will be a series. (this somehow ended up as a marvel! reader x elizabeth olsen)

summary: actress! reader somehow manages to bring up her crush on calum hood in every interview

pairing(s): mentions of fem! reader x calum hood, reader x best friend/cast mate! elizabeth olsen

warning(s): swearing?

you and elizabeth each sat in relatively uncomfortable stools as the crew set up their cameras. a white background was placed behind you, matching lizzie’s black and white outfit. you, on the other hand, wore a navy blue ribbed corset that was lined with a flowery lace and cream colored pants.

“hi i’m elizabeth olsen,” lizzie started

“and i’m y/n l/n,”

“and we’re going to do the wired autocomplete..” she stopped for a second to think.

“interview” you supplied for her

“interview.” she nodded

the video cut of as you guys laughed and was replaced with a white screen stating the basis of the interview.

lizzie was handed a white board while you were handed another, “i’ll hold yours and you can hold mine.” she suggested, grabbing your board and placing in her lap.

“okay, you go first.” you agreed and immediately went to rip of the first slip of paper.

“where is elizabeth olsen...?” you started

“from!” elizabeth read once the paper was removed, “that’s a lot nicer than ‘where’s elizabeth olsen.’ los angeles.” she shrugged.

“where did elizabeth olsen go to college? ”

“she’s a nyu gal.” you sung and ripped off the next slip.

“and i graduated.” she stated smugly with a smile. “5 and a half years.”

you giggled, “smug bitch.” you whispered without any malice. elizabeth laughed and pulled of the next slip herself.

“why was elizabeth olsen in edinburg? i was filming avengers there. as was y/n.”

“when was lizzie born? february 16, 1989, same year as taylor swift. hashtag i love taylor swift.” you answered

lizzie laughed, “y/n does this weird thing where she says the word hashtag out loud and she thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world.”

“it is the funniest thing in the world.” you defended, “i just want to clarify: i’m not like being serious when i say it.” you the board down and held your hands up. “okay next question!”

“when did elizabeth olsen start acting? that’s a bigger question because i think my first professional job was when i was really young but i don’t really start acting then i don’t think.” she stopped to think, “i would say my sophomore year of college when i started understudying.”

“that’s lovely,” you turned to lizzie and she grabbed your board off her lap.

“okay, where is y/n l/n from?”

“the bronx, new york,” you said playing with one of the paper slips you ripped off lizzie’s board.

“she’s a city gal,��� lizzie impersonated your slight new york accent before laughing.

“oh god,” you muttered and leaned over to peal of the next paper seeing as lizzie was too busy laughing at her own ‘joke’. “you’re the only one laughing lizzie.” you shook your head with a slight chuckle, “anyway, how old is y/n l/n. i’m twenty.”

lizzie pulled off the next slip, “is y/n l/n dating calum hood.”

“yes” you said and quickly pulled another slip.

“no” elizabeth answered immediately after and gave you a look.

“i’m my head we’re dating.” you elaborated

“so no, they’re not dating.” lizzie confirmed

“we could be.” you looked into the camera and winked.

lizzie sighed, “next question, is y/n l/n blue.”

“yes”

elizabeth snorted and shook her head but pulled off the last slip, “when did y/n l/n start acting.”

“well my first acting job was actually for marvel in 2009. i was like 10 or 11 or something ”

“yeah, y/n somehow got a lead role in her own marvel movie when she was 10 with zero acting experience.”

“guess i’m just that good.” you flipped your hair behind your shoulder jokingly.

they continued will a few more boards before they went through them all.

“this has been our wired autocomplete interview.” lizzie finished with a smile.

“make sure you watch avengers: infinity war on april 23th and if calum hood is watching... please date me.”

and the video cut off.

#calum hood #5sos #calum hood x reader #calum hood x you #calum hood x y/n #imagine #luke hemmings #ashton irwin #michael clifford #5sos fluff #celebrities #marvel #marvel cast #elizabeth olsen #interview #infinity war #tom holland

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request guidelines

i prefer you request through my inbox, however messaging me works too

please only request the same idea once

who i write (as of right now):

-5sos

-the outsiders

-teen wolf

-harry styles

-niall horan

-peter parker

-tom holland

-elizabeth olsen

if you want me to write for someone that is not included on this list — there’s no harm in asking!

i currently don’t write smut!!

i will write polygamy! just ask ;)

requests are open!

-abby <3

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[youngbloodslut]

Being a Soc and Dating Dallas Winston Would Include...

a/n: i saw a post about a cop’s daughter asking if the kid in the back of his police car was cute and it inspired this

pairing(s): dallas winston x fem!reader

warning(s): none

-so you guys would definitely meet through your dad

-he’s a cop, a hell of a good one too

-he had many run ins with dally

-over dinner your father grumbling on about him constantly

-“never associated with the likes of dallas winston”

-one night after school, you walked straight to the local police station with your dad’s fast food order in your hand

-he had been standing right in the doorway when you arrived and accepted the bag graciously immediately distracted by his burger and the words of his coworker

-you spotted a boy in a denim jacket sitting in a holding cell, taking a drag

-immediately recognizing him as dallas winston

-you almost cringed at the sight of the bloody boy in the dirty cell

-“found him roughing up the boy down the road” you heard your dad’s partner mutter to him

-he noticed you looking and sent you a sly smirk

-“you should see the other guy”

-his lip bloody and swollen, his eye black and throbbing

-once he was released you ran into him everywhere

-it was almost like it was on purpose

-and it was of course

-dallas had taken a liking towards you: the enemies daughter

-he was quite confident asking you out; no one could resist dallas winston

-well apparently you could

-“oh come on doll, don’t hurt me like this”

-eventually agreeing and letting him take you out even though you knew your father would disapprove

-he unexpectedly took you to a small diner in your neighborhood

-him getting easily distracted by all the options and ultimately decided to get blueberry pancakes even though it was nearing 8 pm

-not letting you pay but also not paying at all

-you made sure to come back the next day and apologize

-and leave a big tip

-he’d definitely steal things for you too

-you felt guilty at first and always made sure to go back and pay for them but eventually gave up on paying and just excepted his ‘borrowed’ gifts

-your friends suspected he’s been rubbing off on you

-waking up at midnight to him banging on your window to let him in

-one summer day you left the window open for some fresh air and woke up to dally crouched on the floor, petting your cat

-he’s literally in love with your cat

-not that he’d admit it

-and all while this is happening your parents still don’t know about him

-knowing you aren’t going to ‘change’ him and loved him for who he was

-him randomly shoving his ring into your hand with no explanation

-“keep this”

-wearing it on a chain because it didn’t fit on your fingers

-him yanking your hair when it’s up because it’s “a sign of endearment”

-hiding your things while you shower

-one time your dad walked into your room while he was over and he had to cram into your closet

-he would definitely try out your makeup while you did your homework

-and he’d rock it

-he would constantly annoy you but that’s the only way he knows how to show affection

#dallas winston headcanons #dallas winston imagines #dallas winston #dally #the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #sodapop curtis #darry curtis #two bit mathews #steve randle #johnny cade #greaser #soc #dallas winston x reader