I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????
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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
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You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)
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can't ever give elaborate advice about developing your art skills all of it boils down to being so unethically catastrophically shit ass autistic about something that it slaps your art program's balls clean off when drawing it
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breaking bad live updates
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have you ever watched supernatural? you have that vibe
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tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry
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"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me
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youtube trending confuses me so much.. like who is watching any of that? its like videos made for sims
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hold on i have a take that’s going to upset people
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