a tiny old woman came into the deli and ordered a “wonderful turkey sandwich” and when asked what she wanted on the sandwich other than turkey she said “all of your most wonderful toppings”
the ability to say "i dont have a tiktok" in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is "shock, confusion, then this weird 'thats probably a good thing' response" its so fun
the ability to say "i dont have a tiktok" in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is "shock, confusion, then this weird 'thats probably a good thing' response" its so fun
dean and castiel freaky friday episode but instead of freaking out about it they just try to get through the day as each other and prank everyone but cas keeps getting hit on in dean and dean doesn't know how to control the grace so at the end of the day castiel slept with seven men and three women and dean fried sam into a crisp which jack accidentally ate
shrimps are cool but i am not a shrimp.
when i shrimp over the table for too long, my back starts to hurt.
i stand up on my human legs and stretch my human body every hour.
sometimes i wish i was a shrimp.