youcandalekmyballs
youcandalekmyballs
Kelly, she/her, aro, bi,
writing's on constipatedmuse, leftist, atheist, cis, disabled, 25% Cherokee/75% Heinz 57.
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youcandalekmyballs · 5 hours ago
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So I work in a supermarket that has its own radio station. I’m at work today, and whatever song was playing ends, and the DJ comes on to do the ad reads. It ends with an announcement.
“Here at SUPERMARKET, we’re PROUD to celebrate PRIDE MONTH! This June, we’ll be honouring the LGBT+ community by playing all the PRIDE AND PARTY ANTHEMS, right here on SUPERMARKET RADIO!”
And then they immediately played the Ghostbusters theme
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youcandalekmyballs · 5 hours ago
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Joining a fandom like
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youcandalekmyballs · 5 hours ago
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flies will literally get swatted at and think "maybe he still wants to hang out with me"
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youcandalekmyballs · 5 hours ago
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Loki’s song in episode 3
(Norwegian lyrics + English translation)
I stormsvarte fjell, jeg vandrer alene Over isbreen tar jeg meg frem I eplehagen står møyen den vene og synger “når kommer du hjem?”
Men traner danser og fossene stanser når hun synger, hun synger “kom hjem” When she sings, she sings “come home”
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In storm-black mountains, I wander alone Over the glacier I make my way In the apple garden stands the maiden fair and sings, “When will you come home?”
But cranes dance and the waterfalls stop when she sings, she sings “Come home” When she sings, she sings “Come home”
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youcandalekmyballs · 5 hours ago
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A Story In Two Parts
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youcandalekmyballs · 6 hours ago
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oh, my poor baby...
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Grind Those Balls Sir
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youcandalekmyballs · 7 hours ago
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the A in LGBTQIA does not mean allies the A in LGBTQIA does not mean allies the A in LGBTQIA does not mean allies the A in LGBTQIA does not mean allies
the A in LGBTQIA does not mean allies
the A in LGBTQIA does not mean allies
stop erasing asexuals
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youcandalekmyballs · 7 hours ago
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we need to start unironically wearing cloaks again. a combination blanket/hoodie? literally the most ideal possible garment. bring them BACK
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youcandalekmyballs · 7 hours ago
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you ever see shit that makes you think "i know i'm very online but i'm not online enough for this one"
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youcandalekmyballs · 7 hours ago
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TIL alfredo sauce was created in 1914 by Alfredo de Lelio in order to please his pregnant wife.
via reddit.com
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youcandalekmyballs · 7 hours ago
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Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game
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youcandalekmyballs · 7 hours ago
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𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘥
(like or reblog if you use or save!)
-Do Not Steal
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youcandalekmyballs · 7 hours ago
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cotton candy or popcorn? carousel or ferris wheel? long nights or early mornings? loud music or soft tunes? stargazing or movie night? picnic at the beach or adventure in the forest? pumpkin patch or apple picking? sunflowers or brown leaves? coats or jackets?
i think a lot of this can be explained by the facts that I'm extremely hot natured and i don't like bugs lol.
cotton candy or popcorn? carousel or ferris wheel? long nights or early mornings? loud music or soft tunes? stargazing or movie night? picnic at the beach or adventure in the forest? pumpkin patch or apple picking? sunflowers or brown leaves? coats or jackets? 
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youcandalekmyballs · 7 hours ago
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Canis major. “Sirius, the brightest star in the heavens, is in this constellation.”  Trees, stars and birds. 1919. 
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youcandalekmyballs · 7 hours ago
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youcandalekmyballs · 7 hours ago
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imagine how powerful i would be if i felt completely comfortable with my body and mind and actually had a sense of self esteem
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sibling culture is really just relentless and affectionate bullying
(sam levenson / 2.15 tall tales / 7.10 death’s door / 11.13 love hurts / garrison keillor / 12.06 celebrating the life of asa fox / dan pearce / 1.1 pilot / unknown / 11.04 baby)
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(w*nc*st freaks do not interact)
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