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do whatever you want with this google slide presentation

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I hereby decree that, because of everyone’s most hated autocorrect, these emojis now represent the phrase “fuck yeah.”

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Me, writing a Hermitcraft post: “Mumbo–”

Autocorrect: ✨Mambo✨

🕺🏻

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Who are you again?

Look at the top left of your screen

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Now do 6900 notes in a day

how the hell did you get 700 notes in about 15 minutes

I can do it even faster watch

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Me when I’m angry: ARHHHHGGHJHHHHHAHHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHOJJR OOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ROGUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGGHHGHGHFGH RroahhhhHARHHHHHH

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いつのまにか左側にいる猫族の皆さん

I don't know when the cat clan came in my bed while I was sleeping

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gen z culture is opening your PC, not having any ideas, immediately going back to bed and then suddenly getting bombarded by ideas, until this cycle repeats. looking at you artists and musicians

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The kids are alright.

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Is this what the kids call a “flex”

What the fuck, give me back big numbers

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にゃむ…

Nyam......

ふわぁう

Yawwwn

ぐー…

Zzz......

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Did they at least offer to share

One time my card declined at a subway and I literally watched them eat my sandwich in front of me.

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WAIT THE PINNED POST OH I GET THE JELLO GETTING SUCKED UP THING.

WHY DID YOU REQUEST IT ON A KINK CHANNEL????!3! you baffle me

Oh Boy. Insane the series of events that happen all the time on the internet that no one could fucking predict happening. This somehow involves a kink channel, me, some guy named Huggbees on YouTube and I guess CNN??

OKAY so, I make a random post 3 years ago about how vacuuming jello through a metal tube would make a neat sound - it gets popular, 200,000 notes later, I guess some random channel on YouTube takes this as an opportunity to make a video doing just that! "Haha weird" I think to myself as I go on living my life, blissfully ignorant of their crimes. I then get an odd number of asks and messages today saying shit like "Why did you request a Jello vacuuming kink video" - I wonder what the FUCK is going on.

This channel's ENTIRE thing is sucking shit up with a fucking vacuum. And I was his ticket to the big times!! I never requested this!!! He used my name like I was some cash-cow Jello slut. In an odd turn of events the video was sent to some YouTube channel called Huggbees who learned about this video directly from CNN. I guess CNN and Huggbees had a kerfuffle which led Huggbees to be in direct-contact with an employee over at CNN - this employee was gonna make a "top 5" article on goofy videos or someshit but they scrapped the project because I guess this shit gets people secretly horny?? and CNN doesn’t like that. And then you look through this vacuum channel to find a small niche audience of horny vacuum people, excited, enticed by the next food item or dust, or whatever floats their boat, that this little henry hoover motherfucker is gonna suck up next. I feel complicit to a fucked up sexy Jello vacuum CNN conspiracy, which is great.