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#SANSSWEEP2

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I'M SORRY, BUT Q-TARO BEING JEALOUS OF PETS IS SO HILARIOUS TO ME, I CANNOT

LMFAOOO IM GLAD YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY HAHHAA

#alice talks #yttd #qtaro burgerberg #also oh my god hello

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HEAVY BREATHING

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what the fuck

#yttd spoilers #ch3 spoilers #yttd #kimi ga shine #ranmaru #alice talks #YEAH HE KILLED MY SIBLINGS BUT FAVORITE ARTIST DREW HIM AND HE LOOKS FANTASTIC

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ill get started on requests tommorow i swear im so sorry FUCK LMFOAOAOA

#alice talks #yttd #request

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Hello! This isn't a request but i'm just wondering. why don't you write romantic headcanons for mishima specifically? He is a DILF after all /j /j /j /j /j /j /j

LMFAOOO SROOOTPIFSHHDH /lh

IM LITERALLY IN TEARS?!?!:$/$-&@/:&'2937;!,

#alice talks #yttd #mishima kazumi #not a request #if u were actually wondering #i personally can't see mishima in a romantic sense whatsoever (i hc him as aroace) #and writing romantic hcs for him just rubs me the wrong way 💀 #this ask is genuinely fucking hilarious tho props to u anon

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May I please have Q-taro, Shin and Mai jealousy headcanons? :)

i've already done shin ! i'll tag his on this post- but for everyone else YES OFC U CANN WHEEEE I HOPE U ENJOY 💕💕

Mai Tsurugi

When Mai gets jealous, it takes a while.

She's very confident in her abilities to keep you interested and loves the way she looks, so jealousy isn't easy!

But, let's say you've been hanging out with a friend for a while or you have little get togethers with them..

Then she's jealous.

She gets extremely protective and super affectionate! It's.. kinda adorable!!

Mai will rant all day long about how cuddly you are or how loving you are just to make the other person atleast a little uncomfortable.

She'll press kisses to your cheeks and offer to make you anything you want just to keep the conversation away from them and more on your guys' relationship.

All in all, you'll have to taste every sweet this Baker makes for the next week if you want her to forgive you.

Qtaro Burgerberg

Jealous? Him?? No.

He doesn't get jealous.

Qtaro is a sweet man and loves meeting your friends or just making new friends in general!

If he sees someone's making you uncomfortable, he'll jump straight to your rescue!

He does, however...

Get jealous over pets.

Yeah. Not people, he's fine with them. But animals? Drive him nuts.

If you're cuddling with your dog or cat and looking super happy, he'll get all huffy.

Why can't you cuddle him like that? He's just as fluffy and cuddly as your pet is! It's not like theyre special or something.

Qtaro loves your pets, but he also likes being pampered by you and you only.

Shin Tsukimi

Shin's here !

#alice talks #yttd #qtaro burgerberg #mai tsurugi #shin tsukimi #kimi ga shine hcs #kimi ga shine #yttd hcs #kgs headcanons #jealousy

[yabusamez]

I am a YTTD-centric writing blog!!!

I will be writing for YTTD only!!!

Rules

- Limited character x character, only because sometimes I just don't like the ship and can't write for it.

- I have the right to refuse your request. You're welcome to request something else, but sometimes I just don't feel comfortable writing it.

- Absolutely NO Soushin, Soukanna, Keisara, or anything of the sort. If you're a proshipper, you aren't welcome here.

- Also no Keisou, because it makes me personally uncomfortable.

- I'll write for about anything after that.

- I will not write full nsfw because I’m terrible at it, but I'll write limes and stuff like that.

Characters I Don't Write For-

⇾ Gashu Satou

⇾ Maple

⇾ and Sue Miley

⇨ I won't write Mishima in a romantic sense!

I love writing the following-

-Jealousy HCS/Fics

-Major Character Death/Death Angst

-Tooth-rotting fluff

Requests

- I will write for 2 characters minimum and 4 characters at most!

- You can request a drabble, one shot, or HCS!

- Mixmatch characters and dolls/dummies as much as you want!

- Remember to have fun!

- Maine ✨💀

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32 ((is this too much))

Which character would you want to be in the first trial with?

ALICE FOR SUREEEE- Don't ask me why, I just really love him and I want to trust him

also don't worry this is okay

#alice talks #yttd #alice yabusame

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nevermind.

midori; *says some pretty fucked up shit*

me; haha... *cocks gun* stop being cute or we're gonna have issues--

#alice talks #yttd #midori mention #sou hiyori #fuck that bitch

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okay i changed up my blog because ive recently become infatuated with ranmaru-!! anywho, requests are open and im glad to write anything including stuff from 3B!

#alice talks #yttd #yttd hcs #yttd headcanons #kimi ga shine #kimi ga shine hcs #kimi ga shine imagines #yttd imagines

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I WAS SO WRONG OH GOD

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Opinion on the Chapter 3 dummies?

MAYBE SPOILERS

oh gosh uhh

hinako- i literally kin her so much i love her

anzu- meh idrk

ranmaru- sus asf but still the cutest

naomichi- FUCK THIS DUDE I SWEAR TO 'GOD I

mai- awww i love a cute tig biddie pyscho

hayasaka- boringggg

#alice talks #yttd #hinako mishuku #naomichi kurumada #shunsuke hayasaka #mai tsurugi #anzu kinashi #ranmaru kageyama

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is iris back too? joe the fourth is currently dying lol

sadly no :( if you check the Iris acc you'll see the notice i posted there

#alice talks #yttd #iris kimiko #im really sorry :(

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Hey can we get some Joesara taking-care-of-each-other-when-the-other-is-sick headcanons? I’m craving some of that sweet fluff man

HELLLL YEE!!! sorry this is so late!! Pleaaase enjoy !

taglist- (ask to be added!) @velveeta-mac

Joe is almost always sick.

He doesn't know how to not be sick, honestly--

But, sometimes he pretends to be sick, because he loves being pampered by Sara. However, Sara sees right through his dumbass.

When Sara is sick, Joe rarely gets to even be near her- Usually Kai (Her babysitter) takes care of her instead!

On the off chance he can actually take care of her, he tries his hardest to make her chicken noodle soup.

I didn't say it was good soup, but he tried!

He also tries to pretend to be Sara's father so he can call the school and excuse her from going. It actually works very often, which is so weird.

Whenever Joe is sick, Sara pulls out all the stops.

She has a mask, gloves, everything. All the supplies. Not only because she's paranoid, but because it makes him laugh.

She usually sits in a chair next to his bed so they can watch cartoons together!

Sara will place a wet towel on his forehead and giggle at his confused face.

Neither one of them lets the other get out of bed, however.

Joe even brings a bucket to the bed and tells her that if she needs to pee, she can do it in the bucket.

( He got smacked with that bucket. )

Either way, they both care for eachother so so much, and it's very cute.

#alice talks #yttd #joesara #joe tazuna #sara chidouin #writing #yttd headcanons #yttd hcs

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Hello! May I please have a letter from Mai. I've been sorta self conscious about my weight because I am on the heavier side. Please and thank you!

OMG i have the perfect idea!! im so so so sorry this is late, but im definitely back and so are my letters!!~ please enjoy my dear!

Heya there, cutie!~

It's me, Mai~ I'm real sorry that I didn't send one of these earlier, hehe! I've been sooo busy with bakery work, I had so many places to be!

I hope you didn't miss me tooo much~ I know, I know, I'll stop teasing you~ But hey!! Hey, silly! I sent you some sweets and you didn't text or reply at alll!

I do hope you ate them! I know you're self conscious, but trust me on this, bein' fluffy is the best!!~ I got a little chub myself, yknow~

Besides, you're uber cute anyways! Take it from me, I definitely noticeee~ Hehe!! Really, if you want, I'll give you a massage and make you feel better about ya-self! Don't be so self conscious, it ain't good for ya!~

I'm a Baker, yknow~ A real cute one! And I definitely ain't skinny, I eat sooo many sweets! But I'm still positively adorable! So, don't beat yourself up over your weight!

I wanna see your feedback on my food, cutiepie~ I'm counting on youuu! You're my favorite, yknow?~ Riiight?~ Haha!

But seriously, seriously! I love you for the way you are! You're the best, 'kay?~ You can definitely trust me, cute people never lie!!~ I promise you're perfect.

Bein soft and chubby is the best feelin in the world~!

I gotta go, I don't wanna get flour on your letter, sweetpea!!~

You better send a reply soon, kaaayy?~ ;))!

Your dearest,

Mai

#alice talks #yttd #mai tsurugi #letters from yttd 💕 #writing

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hi! ive been a bit insecure abt my body lately,, uhm,, if its not too much work can i get a letter from safalin?

im so so so sorry this is late! i do hope you enjoy my dear <333

Hello there. It's Safalin..

I'm sorry if this letter gets to you late.. Ranger won't stop hiding the pens... Sorry..

I.. last time we talked we were talking about me.. but I wanted to talk about you, and I felt kind of bad about it..

But I noticed your behavior... Usually I'm supposed to like when people are uneasy, but.. You looked too uneasy...

Ranger noticed before I did, which is so so embarrassing for me... But, he.. noticed that you're insecure about your body...!

I hope that's not the case, dear... Your body is fantastic, after all.. It's nothing to be ashamed or insecure about.. I love you the way you are, okkay...?

I'm really sorry if I'm wrong about this.. Ranger likes to trick me, so sorry if you aren't insecure... but I want to make sure, okay..?

Please... remember that you're amazing... I love the way you look... your body is your body, ykknow? That's why I like it... it's you..

Aanyways... I have to go send this letter... Have a wonderful day, okay...?

Sincerely,

Safalin

#alice talks #yttd #tia safalin #yttd safalin #letters from yttd 💕 #writing

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Can I get some Christmas joesara headcannons please.

HOLY FUUUUCK THIS IS LATE BUT HEY IM BACK LOL LOL OKAY OKAY here i hope you enjoy my love <33

NO 3B SPOILERS !!!!!!!!

taglist (ask to be added!)- @velveeta-mac

First of all, Joe on Christmas is an catastrophe just waiting to happen.

He loves making Christmas cookies!

But he CAN'T BAKE FOR SHIIITT

He burns them almost every single time and leaves Sara to clean up after him, which she does gladly. Because she loves him so much.

Sigh.

Kai (Sara's babysitter) makes her and Joe matching Christmas sweaters. He wears them every day and she nearly cries from embarrassment.

Sara is ACTUALLY good at baking, and makes hot cocoa every day after school for them!

They watch sooo many christmas movies. It's literally insane. They have a month long Christmas movie marathon and Joe loves every minute!

He holds Sara as close as possible and just plays it off as 'keeping her warm', but she knows he's just clingy~

He loves playing in the snow, especially when he can go sledding! He takes Sara with him every single time and Sara is never dressed appropriately.

Sara likes staying inside and watching her boyfriend be dumb, but nooo, she has to join in and get freezing cold.

She doesn't actually mind, though. He definitely keeps her warm.

Joe also has a weird fascination with those really stupid Christmas gifts. The ones wrapped in duct tape or the ones literally screwed shut?

Yeah. Him and Sara's father make it their personal mission to prank Sara every year.

Sara usually buys cute clothes and dog themed items- Joe once got a huge dog plushie that was taller than he was! It sits in his room.

Joe ways gets Sara good gifts to make up for the mean wrapping. Usually some kind of jewelry, be it fake or not, and anything that has to do with hair.

He gets her scrunchies, extensions, hair products- Anything. She actually enjoys it too.

#alice talks #yttd #joesara #joe tazuna #sara chidouin #writing #kimi ga shine #yttd headcanons

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💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

THANK YOU OMFG WHAT ILY WAAH

#alice talks