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rebolg to crawl around in tunnels underground
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bi people have so many powers and can cast so many spells
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shortest sad story in the english language
fought Magneto while wearing cockring
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had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer
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my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse
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putting tergent and fabric roughener in my washing machine to make my clothes dirtier and more unseemly
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goes to bed violently
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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go “alright, what’s all this then”
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Today’s gender is hiding something.
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here’s your sign to do something spontaneous
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