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WIP 》 pay attention to his eyes...
| I would like to say a lot but I'm just going to smile because of what happens in this scene 🤣
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xerox-candybar · 1 day
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Dinner with the bishop. Jean Valjean looks at the candlesticks. The moose glares and shakes his head disapprovingly. End of book.
was just tagging another post and ‘les mis’ autocorrected to ‘les moose’ and now I need to know:
if you could insert a moose anywhere into Les Miserables, where would you put it
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Here are the footnotes that came with my Norton:
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This “one” should be Ishmael, his “bosom companion.” The word could be a misreading of Melville’s me, but the odd mysteriousness is heightened by the submerged biblical echoes (see “called” and “one” in a concordance to the Bible, especially the New Testament.)
I have no idea what this means and was unsuccessful in my Google search. Maybe @apocrypals can throw me a bone here ? 😅
But I do think you’re on to something. There’s something that is depersonalizing but also weirdly personal, because we have to stop and think “who is ‘one’? It must be Ishmael because who else would it be?” Instead of just taking it for granted that of course it’s Ishmael, because they’re married, it must be.
There’s also the concept of marriage as a union, two people becoming one singular unit, so it could be that as well.
I worked in geriatrics / end-of-life care for awhile and absolutely (unfortunately) I’ve seen this happen. People can be supportive during an illness and pull away out of fear when someone really takes a turn
I find it heartbreaking how Ishmael tries to distance himself from Queequeg dying: Queequeg calls someone to his deathbed to hold his hand and to express his final wishes to, he tells someone "to go to his bag and bring out his little god, Yojo," Ishmael says what "you" can see if you look at Queequeg instead of what he saw himself and dissolves himself among "every one" who is sad and "some" who are delighted when Queequeg rallies—until he's truly well and strong, and then Ishmael calls him "my Queequeg" again like he has in the past and like he did at the start of the chapter.
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xerox-candybar · 2 days
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Me: wow look at this carpenter! I thought he only did ship maintenance but he also makes bird cages? He helps with injuries, is an artist, does piercings and even acts as a dentist when necessary. This guy has so many skills, very impressive!
Ishmael: you see this carpenter? He’s so stupid. Literally the dumbest guy I’ve ever known. Scores negative on intelligence. I wonder if he even has a brain. What a loser.
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xerox-candybar · 2 days
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why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy
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The water’s EXTRA fine today 😎
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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite
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if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place
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xerox-candybar · 5 days
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reading les mis and I'm at the final battle and i was like goddamn how are there still 200 pages left..................oh right the sewers
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xerox-candybar · 6 days
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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xerox-candybar · 6 days
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me reading one of the most famous books ever written: do people know about this book. do they know.
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I am definitely guilty of thinking that way. If I recall correctly, the Art Institute of Chicago has several large, all-black paintings and as a snarky teenager I definitely had an (inappropriate/ill-informed) laugh.
I really, really wish this had been on the placards in the museum so that I could have viewed this with the necessary context.
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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao
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the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?
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