xanthomonus

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may the last two months of 2023 be filled with pleasant plot twists, spontaneous fun, soft beds, and good vibes

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what are people's stance on the oxford comma these days?

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How many times can the same thing break your heart?

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somebody needs to take “romanticize your life” away from the tiktok people. it doesn’t mean “change your life entirely to try and meet some ideal” and it doesn’t mean “try and do as many cool things as possible so you’ll be happy” and it doesn’t mean “present your life to others as though it’s perfect” and it doesn’t mean “try to make your life look as much like someone else’s as possible”

it means YOUR LIFE, WHERE YOU ARE NOW, IS ALREADY GOOD ENOUGH TO BE BEAUTIFUL. it isn’t about waking up early to journal and do a full workout (though if that’s your goal, have at it), it’s about noticing the morning sunshine when you do wake up, and taking a moment to appreciate it. It’s not about completely changing your style to match something you think is the right aesthetic, it’s about remembering to find joy in what you’re already wearing. stop trying to add a sanitized “romance” to your life and revel in the raw, imperfect romance that surrounds you merely because you exist.

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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who tf switched my trashcan with a slightly worse trashcan

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nowadays so many tumblr posts are just about tumblr. we're running out of things to talk about...

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tired of blue from blues clues not being a beloved tumblr dog. she is literally everything

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brown eyes so dark they look black are the best actually and I don't give a fuck about sunlight hitting them to make them lighter either I want to be consumed by the inky abyss

#thanks

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what’s crazy is that everything is literally going to be okay 

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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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#work your magic Potato #I believe in you

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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

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Both. Both are true.

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Interesting how pi day comes before kill Caesar day, almost as if they used the same knives from cutting pies to stab Caesar

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be a witch and go into a magical realm to collect supplies and find out which north american animal will choose you as its companion

#arctic fox #this was so fun