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Yo! No request here, I just hope you have a good day. :)

thanks anon! appreciate it

haven't posted in a bit, kinda swimming in loki headspace rn, will be back soon tho <3

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In A Universe Where Edward Is Bulletproof

Edward: *gets shot*

Edward, glaring at the cop who shot him: You... you realise what you just did?

Cop, horrified: I, I-

Edward: *angrily pokes a finger through the hole in his suit*

Edward: You just ruined a perfectly good Burberry!

Cop: Wh-

Edward: What kind of monster are you?!

#edward nygma #edward nashton #edward nigma #riddler #the riddler #dc #incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #in case y'all were wondering #yes i do watch lucifer #it's awesome

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Could I please get some HCs for Oswald and Jon, dating an s/o with rejection sensitive dysphoria? Like the Jumpy, eager to please, goes nonverbal if they think they've done something wrong, genuinely traumatized kind of RSD. The kind that makes it obvious someone has hurt them before.

ah, sorry, requests are closed right now. feel free to come back once they're open though!

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ROGUE PRIDE MONTH HCS!

This ended up being way longer than expected, so give the link a lil clicky-click if you’re down for some rouge pride headcanons!

Most take the month off, don’t do any crime and enjoy pride, whether as a member of the LGBTQ+ themselves or as an ally

Oswald does business as usual, of course, but the lounge is filled to the brim with pride, for himself and his employees

He also gives out free pride pins, badges and flags to anyone who wants them, and helps some others store their pride stuff with him if they need to (he considered adding a storage fee but decided against it)

Usually, he ends up buying so many decorations and flags the visible pride doesn’t really wear off until around October, of which then it’s due time to replace the decorations with Halloween lest he face Jonathan’s wrath

Speaking of Jon, he is not what you’d expect

Most would think he, being the person he is, would spend the month plotting for a scheme after June, maybe occasionally going out celebrating with the other rogues or wearing a pin; most, then, would have also forgotten about his ability to store ungodly amounts of pure unadulterated spite within his lanky body

Jonathan, with the assistance of Harley, goes full out, glitter and flags and all, mentally flipping off great granny Keeny

He, Harley, Selina and Edward use the whole month to vandalise and steal from large corporations and watch as they implode trying to decide whether to be angry about the actual vandalism or ‘the gays forcing their agenda on the company’

The gang proceed to throw the merch to random people during pride parades, then splitting the rest between themselves

Harley and Ivy also celebrate pride together, just the two of them, at least one night during June, where Ivy makes dinner and Harley bakes a mean dessert

Selina steals from corporations that leech off pride and don’t actually support it, then donates the money back to LGBTQ+ organisations

Victor makes little iced pride-themed treats and hands them out, usually during pride parades, since summer and the sheer number of people can make it pretty hot

Since Gothamites are kind of desensitised to daily rogue encounters, it’s a surprise, but a welcome one

Jervis isn’t the type of person who’d do something extravagant for pride, maybe a few pins and badges here or there, but when requested, he happily helps out with the other rogues’ pride schemes

It’s also practically become tradition that he’d help Oswald decorate the lounge each June

Same with Dennis

Dennis, however, is much more open with his pride; he and Harley didn’t interact much before, but them both going ham on pride was sort of the thing that introduced them to each other, and they’re great buddies now

Dennis, Harley and Edward are the flamboyant, loud, and unhesitant LGBTQ+ that money-hunting corporations fear

Eddie also leaves pride-related riddles everywhere; it’s even a Gotham-wide tradition at this point to personally receive a riddle or two during pride

Moving on, both Bane and Waylon mostly lay low out of respect for their fellow rogues and the LGBTQ+ community in Gotham wanting to celebrate who they are; something Waylon especially gets behind

Even though Waylon doesn’t want to go outside, he still wants to celebrate pride

The rest of the rogues constantly visit and keep him company during this time because they don’t want him to feel left out, and on days he feels particularly confident, he hangs out at Ozzie’s lounge

Bane isn’t a ‘celebratory’ guy, but he’s still very supportive towards the rogues who like going all out

Actually, every year, during the last day of June, there’s a Rogue-exclusive pride party hosted at the Iceberg Lounge where all grudges are set aside and everyone is allowed to celebrate their identity

In fact, it’s one of the only Rogue celebrations/events Joker is allowed in; on the condition he behave to a strict standard, of course

Bonus:

Bruce donates a lot to (legitimate) LGBTQ+ support organisations and is very open about his support/his identity (I personally headcanon him as bisexual)

He doesn’t really realise it, but more often than not, his buildings are left alone during pride

#holy shit #that was an experience #haven't written something so long in a long time #pride #pride month #pride month hcs #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #jonathan crane #scarecrow #the scarecrow #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #selina kyle #catwoman #edward nygma #edward nigma #edward nashton #riddler #the riddler #pamela isley #poison ivy #victor fries #mr freeze #jervis tetch #mad hatter #dennis prowell #dennis neville prowell #music meister #bane

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IT’S PRIDE MONTH BITCHES

i wish everyone a very happy and safe pride month <3<3<3

might write some rogue pride hcs *wiggles eyebrows*

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HCs for Captain Boomerang with a really affectionate s/o?

i'm sorry, just to be clear, are you looking for George or Owen?

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How do you think Edward would win over someone who wasn't easily impressed by his regular ego-based tactics of flirtation?

It really depends on the Ed we’re taking about here. Because let’s be honest:

BTAS would be frustrated, but also keeps trying, looking more and more like a sad, kicked puppy every time he gets rejected because he doesn’t get that his ego is the problem

I think Arkham would just give up, because what’s the point of being with someone who can’t fully appreciate his genius?

Zero Year gets pissed, and, uh… it’s not going to be pretty, he might pull a Jervis, or way worse

For a nice change of pace, Harley Quinn Riddler wouldn’t tone down the ego (just look at his legs, c’mon) but does flirt in different ways until he hits the mark

#edward nygma #edward nigma #edward nashton #riddler #the riddler #btas #btas riddler #arkham riddler #zero year #dc zero year #zero year riddler #harley quinn riddler #hq riddler #anon

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Hcs for the rogues who you think have the lowest self-esteem with an s/o who calls them pet names to make them feel better (like handsome, cutie, etc.)?

Jonathan Crane

He’ll desperately try not to show it, but he gets terribly flustered every time

He tells his S/O not to do it in public, because he’s got a reputation to maintain after all

But he obviously loves it whenever his S/O uses a pet name, and his S/O knows it

It makes him feel cared for, and he really appreciates it

His favourite ones that they use are pumpkin or sweetheart

Victor Fries

Every single time his S/O uses a pet name, he smiles and it’s SO SOFT BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE

Victor is basically beaming, in contrast to his usually cold and stoic persona

The man is mostly very sad a lot of the time, so his reactions to the pet names are moments to be treasured

He's just so damn precious

His favourite ones that they use are darling and honey

#jonathan crane #scarecrow #the scarecrow #victor fries #mr freeze #dc #sovereign-of-succ #headcanons

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this can be an angsty one, riddler and scarecrow(any version) with an autisic/disabled s/o realising their crimes affect them really badly, eg: money, getting medication, transport, food

ah, sorry, i’d just closed requests. you’re welcome to send it in again when they’re open again, though! (which may take a while, apologies)

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Love your blog! How about an angsty ask on how an S/O pairing with dork squad (Scarecrow, Mad Hatter, Riddler) with an old bully that’s amended their ways? Would it work out, end predictably horribly ect.?

Jonathan Crane:

How does this even start? I can’t imagine Jon getting together with an old bully unless it’s part of some murder plot to take revenge

If the bully was one around the Sherry Squires arc, Jonathan has probably already killed them, so that’s out of the question

If it was one of his co-workers, they’re probably either dead or gassed beyond rational thought, so that’s out of the question

If it was one that was when he was far younger, however, there is half an atom of a chance Jon might be willing to try out the relationship

He’d never fully trust them, and the relationship will most definitely be rocky and possibly a toxic one, but the chance is still there, I suppose

They were children and they didn’t know better, and everyone should have a chance for a redemption

Jon takes this into consideration when with the third type, but also as stated, chances the relationship will actually work out is infinitesimal

Edward Nygma:

All the more chance for him to show off just how much better he is than them now!

It’s… less of a relationship, and more just Ed bragging about his achievements and superiority non-stop whilst his ex-bully is forced to listen or willingly does so

Y’know, he could’ve just done the same thing with a trap, but it’s less ironic and Ed lives for that irony

But, also as mentioned before, it’s not really a relationship… I don’t know how to describe how I’m thinking about it in my head

It’s like, Ed has a bunch of insecurities planted in him by this ex-bully now-S/O, and Ed is trying to shake off that insecurity by constantly proving that the things he was mocked about wasn’t something to be underestimated

But at the same time, he’s so focused on doing so that the relationship just… isn’t a relationship anymore

Jervis Tetch:

Out of the three, he’s probably the least bothered about all of the bullying stuff

He’s still not okay with it, and it’s definitely going to be uncomfortable at times when the topic is brought up, but for the most part, Jerv is willing to give them a chance if they’re willing to give him one

He is a high-profile villain who has attempted multiple murder, so…?

Besides, they’ve amended their ways, right? They’ve learned their lessons and changed for the better! Something he’s still having trouble doing…

He realises his relationship with this person is going to isolate him, or at least distance him significantly from the other rogues due to their own experiences with bullying and discrimination, but he still loves his S/O, and firmly believes that your past should not define who you are

#jonathan crane #scarecrow #the scarecrow #edward nygma #edward nigma #edward nashton #riddler #the riddler #jervis tetch #mad hatter #dc #dork squad #dc dork squad #headcanons #glitterysaladpicklerascal

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not me being starting to become inactive again

i was on such a streak too :(

#oh yeah btw requests r closed now #feel free to interact tho

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Oh gosh requests are open!!! Ok may I please have BTAS Scarecrow with an S/O that was an ex student of his? Maybe they work in a little cafe or something and that’s how he meets them again? I think he’d be awkward af about it 😂☺️

Meets them at a little cafe, y’say? Perfect! He runs away

He’s the man who put them through 3 lifetimes worth of trauma, and this is Gotham

Even if they weren’t still dealing with the mental repercussions from his experiments, living in Gotham is enough of a reason to carry a glock around everywhere

Jonathan would prefer to not get shot; granted, he gets his ribs broken regularly anyway, but it would probably still hurt like hell

I understand this version of Jon didn’t shoot a gun in class so I can’t make a joke about that :(

But now that’s out of the way, let’s hypothetically say for some unknown, probably insane reason his student completely forgives him and now they’re S/Os

Imagine how awkward you thought it would be; it’s worse

He avoids anything related to his time as a professor like the plague

Another one of his ex-students sees him talking with his S/O and immediately jump-tackles him

There is no peace in this situation

But Jonathan is happy, his S/O is happy, and that’s all that matters, right?

#jonathan crane #scarecrow #the scarecrow #dc #headcanons #the-overneath

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holy shit i didnt think this day would come, im so glad youve opened requests again! can i get arkham knight eddie gettin a massage from his s/o that may (or may not) get more and more sensual and lead to some fun?

I like to think Ed is trying his damn hardest to get this situation to turn into some sexy shit

But he keeps failing miserably because he is filthy, tired, and genuinely needs to relax

If his S/O somehow manages to convince him to actually stop plotting and working for a massage (which is a big IF, mind you)

He falls asleep within 3 minutes

This man is very, very tired and is feeling the borrowed energy from his thousand cups of coffee claiming their debt

Mans needs break, periodt

#edward nygma #edward nigma #edward nashton #riddler #the riddler #dc #headcanons #justasimplesinner #arkhamverse #arkham riddler #batman: arkham

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Yoyoyoooooo X your writing is in high demand eh? Can I get uhhhhhhh zero year, (twojar if you do him?) and arkham jon apologizing to their s/o? Thanks dude

I don’t write TWOJAR bc it made so many cool characters I liked useless props that just sit there, so apologies. The real villain in that story was Batman, anyway.

Zero Year!Riddler:

Okay, he’s definitely fucked up so big to the point that apologising probably won’t bring his S/O back, which is the only reason why he’s going to attempt anything even resembling an apology

And, well, what he’s mustering up isn’t anything special, just… a bland and empty sorry

Which, as mentioned before, is in the face of something so horrendously offensive nearly nothing will bring his partner back to him, so not exactly the best plan there bud

God, for one of the cleverest conscious beings out there, you really can be a dumbass sometimes.

Arkham!Scarecrow:

Depending on the severity of what he’d done to rightfully offend his S/O, the number of words coming out of his mouth varies; if it was something small, he starts rambling a tiny bit in his apology, but if it was something he was almost sure he couldn’t come back from, there would only be a quiet ‘sorry’, because he knows he doesn’t deserve more time to speak

Notice I said rightfully- if he’s done something he thinks was completely justified, instead of trying to argue with his S/O on it, he would willingly calmly discuss the matter with them, but they’re not getting any form of an apology either

In both scenarios, he’s calm and almost monotone, because he’d prefer to not raise his voice towards the person he loves, but this could easily be misinterpreted as rudeness and lack of caring

Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.

#edward nigma #edward nashton #riddler #the riddler #zero year #dc zero year #zero year riddler #jonathan crane #scarecrow #the scarecrow #arkham scarecrow #dc #headcanons #anon #batman: arkham

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hi one (1) quastion: who do you like writing for the most?

Ooh, good question. It’s hard to specifically choose one person because I like writing for a lot of characters in different ways, but my top top favourites in general would have to be Jonathan and Harley, respectively.

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No request here, I just hope you have a good day!

thank you anon, and same goes to you <3