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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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God dogs really are just the himbos of the canine world aren't they

#dog #himbo #dogs #canine #this is only mostly a joke

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leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”

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I'm playing fall guys and I did a squad round where you join random squads

But I was the only person on my squad??? And I got elimated in the first round like

How??? How was I supposed to have any chance??? Wtf???

#fall guys #multiplayer #wtf #fall guys switch #how did this even happen

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I still get pissy every time I see an illustration like

because THAT! IS NOT! PROPORTIONAL! That is not an accurate diagram!!!

Here! Here is an actual image captured by the OSIRIS-REx spacecraft. THIS is what the distance between the Earth and the Moon actually looks like:

#I instantly thought of PnF #that's a big building #Y'know from that one episode

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Also I have a CRK oc

Chocolate Mousse Cookie

I created her before I knew about Raspberry Mousse Cookie, so idk if they're related or what but oh well lmao

She's...pretty much just a self insert, ngl. I write for myself the easiest 🤷‍♀️

Below is the base concept art I made of her

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #crk oc #cookie run oc #cookie run kingdom oc #chocolate mousse cookie

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So I play CRK and Licorice Cookie was like "Yes I have such a sinister idea!" Or whatever the voice line is

AND THEN HE STARTED SWEEPING

SIR THAT'S NOT CORRECT-

#cookie run #crk #cookie run kingdom #licorice cookie

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Mammon couldn't do it anymore. He was tired.

He was tired of the constant disrespect. He was tired of being treated by shit by everybody that was supposed to love him and cherish him. He was tired of his brothers treating each other better than they ever treated him.

"You're truly useless, aren't you, Mammon? If you think your antics are so funny, then maybe you should go jump off of a bridge without your wings to save you."

That was the last thing Lucifer had said to him before he tapped out of processing.

He hadn't even done anything bad this time. It was April Fool's day, he had pulled small, insignificant pranks on all his brothers. It was nowhere near what Satan and Belphie had done to the first born, so why was he being told to kill himself?

So as his ears rang and his body trembled, he couldn't even process the scolding that Lucifer was giving him. Nothing was processing to him, not the warmth of the fire in the fire place, not the rumbling of thunder, not the patter of rain hitting the house. Mammon started to darkly chuckle to himself, catching the attention of his brother.

"Are you even paying attention to me?!" Snarled the angry first born as he forced his younger brother to look at him.

And Mammon couldn't do it anymore. He was tired.

So he broke, opening like a flooding dam.

"Well maybe if all of you showed me some fucking respect for once, Lucifer, we wouldn't be where we are right now." He growled, reaching a level of animosity that shocked the avatar of pride. As Lucifer's eyes widened slightly and he stepped away from his brother, Mammon continued.

"You want me to go fucking kill myself? Fine. Maybe I will. But if I'm going down, I'm taking everybody down with me. For all of the late nights where I've been the shoulder to cry on, for all the times I've made sure you didn't work yourself to death, for all of Beel and Satan's night terrors that I've helped with, you think I would earn some fucking respect as the emotional backbone of this entire household!" He laughed, voice empty and devoid of anything but anger.

"You think I'm such a disgrace? Alright, Mister "perfect creation", let's go with that. Who, exactly, had the idea to start the war that led to all of our fucking trauma? Because spoiler, that would be you, you old bastard. And who was by your side through everything? Who didn't lock themselves away, who gave up their mental energy and health to support everybody else? Oh, that's right, that would be ME again!"

Lucifer grew quiet as he looked at the younger brother, the one whose voice was growing more unhinged, whose appearance was shifting into his demonic form.

"Mammon, I didn't mean to-"

"You didn't mean to do what, Lucifer? Systematically break me down for the last few milennia? Then congrats, you failed!" Mammon snapped at the first born.

"Do you even care that I have a gambling addiction? You don't seem to care unless it effects my money supply. Y'know, for all of your supposed perfections, I can see what your biggest flaw is. And it is that you are weak," Mammon spat.

"You will avoid us and bury yourself into work just so that you don't have to man up and face your own emotions and trauma. You hurt other people because you're hurting, Lucifer. But you refuse to admit that ANYTHING is wrong with you! Guess what, Lucifer?! You aren't fucking special!"

Lucifer's shock turned to horror as Mammon's teeth sharpened, nails elongating and turning into talons, the roaring fire in the fireplace illuminating the monstrous form that the second born had taken on.

"You know what? Crows aren't the only animals associated with greed. So if I need to step up and stop being your comic relief and punching bag to get the respect that I actually deserve around here, stop being a little ditzy bird that gets insulted and shit on and discarded?" Mammon pondered, venom dripping from his voice, and as he looked the first born in the eyes, the power of the House of Lamentation went out, the fire leaving with it, leaving behind only smoke as the pattern on Mammon's skin and his eyes illuminated the now dark room with yellow light.

"Then I'll step up and be a god damn dragon."

Not my best work but I mentioned that I'd love to see something like this happen in game a while ago lol so I figured I'd write it.

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me angst #tw abuse #obey me mammon #obey me luci #obey me lucifer #angst obey me #obey me drabble #bad language #tw sui mention #tw suidice #tw gambling addiction #tw addiction

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Hey besties @muslim-mc-on-crack @anotakugardener and whoever is interested show me what's inside your MC's mind! Wombo dream

I will leave Eileen's card here:

#tag game #wombo.ai #wombo dream

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Request if u dont mind...?

What if yandere obey me with a reader likes call them 'Boo'

Like : hey boo

Hello! I'll take on the request, sure! I haven't had motivation to write/ideas to write for, so thank you for sending in an ask!

Yandere Obey Me if you called them "boo/beau" to get their attention

I'm assuming a reader that calls them that out of nowhere, so that's what I wrote for. Apologies if it isn't what you meant! Also I just went with the bros for this since you didn't specify

Lucifer

A bit caught off guard initially

If he's reading or doing paperwork, he'll glance up at you before resuming his task, a small, prideful smile now gracing his lips.

His darling had called for him: not only that, but they'd called him a new petname. That's gonna fuel his ego for at least the next few days.

Will reply after a moment and will act like nothing happened, though he'll be notably less irritated for at least the remainder of the day.

Mammon

Instant blush

Sputtering and trying to formulate a response.

His darling just called him by a pet name! Don't be an ass about it, just play cool-

"Wh-what the hell do you want, you lousy human?!"

Dammit

Well he's not getting a kiss later.

If you laugh it off, so will he, albeit much more nervously. If not, he'll probably become super apologetic about being a douche.

Leviathan

Instant blush #2

Instant denial mode, you'll need to repeat yourself again at least one or two more times for him to realize that, yes, you're referring to him

He'll start going off on the typical rant of him being a yucky Otaku

Please comfort him/reassure him, your yandere nerd boyfriend is very anxious and is feeling very self-loathing now

Will calm down after a bit, but you can't help but hear him mutter something under his breath about this reminding him of an anime...

Satan

Man doesn't even look up from whatever book he was reading

Just instantly replies with a "Yes dear?" or "Yes, my love?"

Internally flustered but doesn't let it show...who wouldn't be flustered if his darling referred to them so affectionately, after all?

Though if anybody but him did, he'd make sure that they'd regret it just about instantly.

But regardless, he loves you, thank you for the affection, dear.

Asmodeus

Squeals in delight

You are just too cute!

Such a romantic and old-fashioned nickname, if you were any more adorable, he might just have to lock you away for his eyes only! Hey that's not such a bad idea

Also yeah, it isn't really that old fashioned, but...just let him have this.

Will instantly start to smother you with physical and verbal affection.

Only do this if you don't need to go pee or are REALLY comfortable with him following you into the bathroom, because he won't leave you alone for the rest of the day.

Beelzebub

Instant blush #3, although not as bad as 1 and 2

Being the sweetest of the yanderes, he would smile and just look at you with so much love and adoration

Probably would scoop you up in his big strong arms and take you off so that you two could go cuddle and share some food

Just...wholesome times. He loves you, and if you want to give that to him as a nickname, he'd be delighted.

Belphegor

Looks at you in surprise, and is super caught off-guard, just like Lucifer

The shock would quickly wear off, and the world's tiniest smile would come to his face.

Would tug you down to him for a nap, but, then again, what else is new?

Doesn't really have a huge reaction like most of the others, but is very clearly happy, especially when he holds you even tighter to him than normal.

"Mmh...I love you too. Now go to sleep, 'Kay...?"

Man has a vice grip that's even tighter with the power of obsessive love, so again, like Asmo, only do this if you're chill with not getting up for a while.

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #neurodivergent #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me shall we date #yandere obey me #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me asmo

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I am also Tamaki and Midoriya

tag yourself im tamaki and izuku

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Okay this is kind of an old Fandom mix but

Last night I just imagined an animatic of "Your Obedient Servant" from Hamilton, with Mammon as Burr and Lucifer as Hamilton

The lyrics make a lot of sense if Mammon finally, truly had enough of everyone treating him so badly and insulting him all the time, idk lmao

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #neurodivergent #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me mashup #hamilton musical #Hamilton mashup

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Demi Lovato. They were also how I realized that I didn't just like boys and in fact liked women and nonbinary people MORE than boys overall lol

(This is edited because I didn't know that Demi came out as nonbinary, I developed a crush back during the camp rock days when they still outwardly identified as female-)

first crush tag game!

I was tagged by: @snips-n-skyguy0501 & @thesith , thank you for tagging me you guys! cuties both of you

directions: post a picture of your first celebrity crush and tag some mutuals!

this beautiful king. hufflepuff hunk. he who taught me to yearn. cedric diggory can STILL get it

no pressure tags: @beskars @lesqui @hxldmxdxwn @obiwankenobiness @fiveshotsofjager much love!!

#tag game

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Executive Dysfunction

The writer of this blog suffers from Executive Dysfunction and negative mental health, so updates will be sporadic, at best. If you're okay with that, feel free to follow! They'll update when they can and have the motivation to do so.

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You can also do both bodies which looks kinda weird but also makes it look MAXIMUM FLOOF

Also I'm almost always about to cry and so is my mc since she/they are just a self insert lmao

Make your own Mc sheep in picrew! >>Picrew linked here<<

No pressure tags: @himbo-beel @casey-the-writer @pen-observing @barbwife @moemoemammon @obeythebutler

Anyone else can join too of course!

#picrew chain #obey me mc #sheep mc #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me headcanons #picrew #tag game

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Hey so

I forgot to upload DBF for the past few days

I will be uploading a ton in bulk tomorrow as compensation-

#obey me #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me belphie #obey me beel #drawing fusion #drawing challenge #character fusion

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DBF 1.1 Day 3

Alrighty, now we have Lucifer and Satan! You might just be like "wouldn't that just be Lucifer before he lost a pair of wings" and...technically yes. But I'm doing this based on character designs and personalities so-

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #neurodivergent #drawing fusion #drawing challenge #character fusion