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I wanna be in the court room for the custody battle between Punk and AJ vs Booker T because you know full fucking well that Booker's not letting Roxanne go anywhere.
Whelp
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wweincorrectquotes · 12 days
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I've heard rumours about Roman, Becky and Seth and frankly, I don't buy it.
There's not a cold chance in hell WWE's letting all three of them go at once. Booking and views wise, there's no way they can replace all of them at once.
I could imagine Roman and maybe Becky dropping to part time. Roman's certainly earned it and he has five kids at home. Becky's contract is ending soon and her daughter DOES start school soon. She's said she still has a few people she wants to fight (I'm pretty sure she's mentioned Iyo and Kairi, I KNOW she's mentioned Kay Lee Ray) so I think part time is more likely than outright leaving.
As for Seth, I think he's gonna keep wrestling until he can't anymore. He might take time off to fix his back and his knee, but I'm sure he'll be back after he recovers from that.
"That felt like a goodbye match"
Shut the fuck up Pat
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wweincorrectquotes · 12 days
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Rhea: Thanks Mom
Becky: You're welcome kiddo
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wweincorrectquotes · 13 days
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*Andrade is hanging out with Dom and Santos, Zelina is glaring at him* Andrade: What? Zelina: What part of 'beat up our dickhead brothers and steal their things for me' did you not get? Andrade: Aw, come on! You LOVE bullying Rey Mysterio! Zelina: But now we have a NEW Mysterio to bully! Andrade: Yeah, but it's not the same. Dom makes it too easy with his punchable face. Dominik: Yeah! .... Hey! Andrade: Look, what can I say? I just prefer the sequels over the originals, like, 90% of the time. Zelina: *pouts* Fine! I'll make Dragon Lee steal their things for me! *After the match* Dominik: WHAT THE FUCK? What happened to preferring the sequels??? Andrade: I do! And I decided that ass whooping you got at Wrestlemania needed a sequel! Zelina: *clapping* Yay! Andrade: By the way, Dominik and Santos' stuff's in your car. Zelina: Ahhhh, I missed having you help me bully a Mysterio! Santos: This family is fucking messy!
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wweincorrectquotes · 14 days
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Brandi: This is my husband Cody, and his boyfriend Seth and his other boyfriend Jey and his husband Randy and his other boyfriend Punk
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wweincorrectquotes · 15 days
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Roman: Okay, how many of Rhodes' boyfriends do I have to fight?!
Dustin: I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my brother, and now I am going to FUCK YOU!
Cody:...
Seth:...
Punk:...
Brandi:...
Jey:...
Rock: Well, this just got interesting.
Cody: It's "fuck you up," Dustin.
Dustin: Wait, what did I say?
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wweincorrectquotes · 20 days
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Becky: Damn, Humberto, Santos AND Dominik are all doing the teenage rebellion thing huh? Rey: Yeah, well. What're ya gonna do? Becky: ....Huh? Rey: I mean, with this many kids, it's basically inevitable some would do this at the same time. Becky: You're being VERY cool about this. Rey: Look, I'm TIRED of chasing kids who don't want me. I have plenty of kids who do. Zelina: Yeah, and I'm a GREAT bullying big sister. Rey: Wait, what? Zelina: I've rickrolled all three of them twenty-seven times and I'm texting Rhea embarrassing baby stories about Dom as we speak. Rey: ...Huh. And here I thought I was just gonna adopt another kid. Becky: Really? Who? Andrade: I didn't really need to be adopted, but I missed Zelina. Zelina: *happy gasp* YAY! Great, now beat up our dickhead brothers and steal their things for me. Andrade: Okay! *walks off* Rey: WAIT- *chases*
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wweincorrectquotes · 1 month
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He's watching his daughter
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wweincorrectquotes · 1 month
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I'll be placing Roman on a one week ban. That means there will be no Roman content until next Saturday
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Cody: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Jey: Cody, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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I'm debating on putting Roman on a one week ban for joking about Seth being a "crossdresser"
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wweincorrectquotes · 2 months
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They're iconic. I think they're part of our brand now.
Can you believe we've had this icon and header since 2019
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wweincorrectquotes · 2 months
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Can you believe we've had this icon and header since 2019
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wweincorrectquotes · 2 months
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Cody: Who the hell told you tonight was open mic night bitch?!??
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wweincorrectquotes · 2 months
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Roman: So, seriously, what are you doing here? Dwayne: Well everyone was begging for a fight between us and my schedule finally lined up. And now apparently everyone's mad we're fighting. Roman: Sounds about right.
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wweincorrectquotes · 2 months
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Police: Who's in charge here??? Adam Pearce: *tired sigh* Unfortunately, this IS my circus and these ARE my clowns. What'd they do?
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wweincorrectquotes · 2 months
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Charlotte: Sorry I'm late I was doing...stuff
Andrade: I'm stuff!
R-Truth: Your name is Stuff? I thought your name was Andrade?
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